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  1. …not return from unless it’s on a homemade raft with a family of refugees.

    …lead an uprising against the butchers of Guantanamo.

    …be impressed at the progress shown in the rebuilding of the bed Michael Moore slept on.

  2. President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…

    return a bust of JFK’s head, on a platter.

    demand that Cuba change the name of the “Bay of Pigs”, since the Gitmo prisoners find it offensive and we don’t want to hurt their wittle feelings.

    sneak cigars instead of his usual smokes.

  3. President Obama is considering going to Cuba, where he will…

    bad mouth the USA like he always does overseas.

    pick up a few cigars for Hillary, *wink* wink*

    be magically transported to the world of 1959.

    see what his policies will mean to the future America.

  4. …volunteer to be Fidel’s beard.

    …have to be informed that Fredo is dead but yeah, the show must go on.

    …marvel that Cuba’s commitment to communism is nearly half as strong as his own, asks if they would like to become the 58th state.

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