Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
…that it’s better to do it at night.
Buster Poindexter
…a stuck thermostat causing glowball warming.
difficulty in making a good frozen daquiri
A hippie that had once been punched into it by an angry Fred Thompson
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
… that sun spots are not actual spots.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
… that the sun is made almost entirely CO2. How else would it be so hot and for so long?
…the missing Polish astronauts.
Obviously from their moon mission.
They were going to find the lost Polish Moon mission at either the sun or the Allen Bradley Clock Tower in Milwaukee.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
it has nothing whatsoever, to do with global warming. Swearsies.
some like it hot.
Satan laughing with delight.
… joy, fun, and seasons.
… raisins.
… Smashmouth.
Extra bacon! ~~~~~~
Hillary Clinton’s billing records from the Rose Law Firm
Al Gore’s Charisma
Joe Biden’s brain
…the new hotness.
…that their spacecraft does indeed melt.
That they shouldn’t taunt Happy Fun Ball
…the flag that the North Koreans planted on thier manned mission to the sun.
…that they should have wrapped their baked potatoes in more layers of aluminum foil.
…Muslims reaching out from Hell – for NASA’s Muslim Outreach Program.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
someone is going to have to go back and get a sh*tload more air conditioning.
no phones, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury like Robinson Caruso as primitive as can be.
a pot roast better done than my wife’s.
glasses, sun glasses everywhere!
Jimmy Hoffa
…a screen door, no wait… something about burning his mouth on a tailpipe, no that’s not right.
What were we talking about?
….Obama’s birth certificate and Hillary’s bank statement.
…Pavel Chekov roaming around looking for nuclear wessles…
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
cremated remains of additional Arkancide victims
a reverse gear about the time they hit Venus
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
the unexpected.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
… Pink Floyd already there, along with Eugene and his axe, insisting we call his new home the crazy diamond.
(What a great gig, on that fat old sun. Hope he’s not marooned. Anyone bring a cigar?)
(okay i’ll stop…)
….probably not the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects that.
The band Smash Mouth who “might as well be walking on the sun”
… a couple of Coronas and a plasma TV.
… an analogy for the way Hillary’s campaign crashed and burned.
… a bigoted heliocentric system that needs to get diverse.
… rain exploding with a mighty crash.
…that it’s nearly as hot as Phoenix in August.
Nothing is that hot…
…a treasure hunt sign that reads, “You’re getting warmer.”
…an over-cooked ham.
…a lot of sweaty Mercurians.
…rejected coronal mass ejections.
…that’s it’s much cooler on the dark side.
The DNC playbook… toasted.
… a senator who has not talked to a Russian.
NASA is launching a mission to the sun, where they expect to find…
Katrina and the Waves walking on it, and don’t it feel good?
The “B” side of Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” called “HEILIGE SCHEISSE!! IT’S HOT!!!!”
…a bunch of leftover Obama administration officials proudly declaring that the sun meets the requirements to be declared a protected wetlands.
…one end of Trump’s border wall, still under construction, and under budget.
…a really tall alien kid and some sizzling spit.
…that spaceship Pink Floyd set the controls for.
Beer.