My wife had a girls night out last night and saw Logan without me 🙁
Only time I’ve ever thought “Why can’t there be some horrible romcom out right now?”
Legend of Zelda games make up one tenth of the top 100 games of all time on Metacritic.
Grand Theft Auto actually appears on the list more times, but that’s because it’s on so many different platforms.
And am I the only one to find Grand Theft Auto IV hugely overrated? It burnt me out on the gameplay so much I still haven’t check out V.
One of the things I hate most about Macs are the symbols for keyboard shortcuts I can never understand. Why is Ctrl a ^?
What happens if The Young Pope goes on for twenty seasons?
A better name for the new Zelda would be “Legend of Zelda: Hey, What’s That Over There…”
In the game, you decide on some quest to do, and then you see like twenty interesting things to check out along the way. It’s amazing.
In the new Zelda, spending Spirit Orbs on more hearts is the responsible thing to do while more stamina is the fun thing to do.
I’m constantly getting one-shotted by new enemies I run into, but I want to climb higher mountains and glide farther!
That new Zelda game is so good I want to write hate mail to all the critics who only gave it 9 out of 10.
Whoa. A bunch of idiots are rushing to pass a poorly thought-out healthcare bill. That is so… familiar.
Libertarianism is the pollyannaish idea that modern man can organize society without pointing guns at each other.
My son is asking for a Maui costume for his 4th birthday. How do I explain that kerfuffle to him?
In the new Zelda, I can’t wait until I finally get to fight Calamity Ganon and his henchwoman, Calamity Jane.
Are you guys still talking about politics? Come on, that jumped the shark. Let’s move on to something else.
Trump’s 2nd term should be interesting since it will take us about four years to get used to the idea that Trump is actually our president.
$38 million sounds like a lot in taxes, but the federal government pisses away more than that in an hour on stupid nonsense.
One of the things I hate most about Macs are the symbols for keyboard shortcuts I can never understand. Why is Ctrl a ^?
Because Steve Jobs designed the keyboard when he’d just finished toking up.
Dude you have got to play GTA V…the gameplay is a lot more polished, the story is a lot less depressing, and it takes great joy at roasting vapid So. Cal. idiots. After I finished it, I tried going back to replay GTA IV and just couldn’t do it. Too gray, too depressing, too boring.
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