Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Look out world! The US Military is testing out a new secret weapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Look out world! The US Military is testing out a new secret weapon…
…they are going to disguise one item of true news in every newscast. You just won’t know which one.
recordings of Hillary Clinton’s speeches played at high volume.
Pretty sure that’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.
…a way to eavesdrop on anyone without wiretapping…
…a way to reduce testosterone levels in males (already field-tested to devastating effect on campuses across the country, and in Congress)…
…trebuchets.
…grasers.
free Ford Pintos for the enemy.
Look out world! The US Military is testing out a new secret weapon…so secret we can only use the term “Modulator” and not be accused of giving the secret away.
…It goes “Zip” when it moves
And “Bop” when it stops
And “Whirrr” when it stands still
https://youtu.be/XLYefZkOMB0
Look out world! The US Military is testing out a new secret weapon…
supercondensed hyperaccelerated liberal talking points
… a female Marine Corps-us line with Rockette-propelled grenades.
… a female Marine-staffed Enterprise with Lieutenant Ah-Oorah.
… an all-female special ops unit called “Seal the Deal Team Six.”
Don’t get them on that certain week.
A bloated, mean, fightin’ machine. (Carrie Snow’s line, I think.)
… Changing the subject: Rodney Dangerfield’s Cervik’s-To-Air-Missiles.
… which will be on the front page of the New York Times. Did you have any doubt?
…, it’s a new chemical weapon know as dihydrogen monoxide.
… the Bummerang.
Wipes out jihadis using bums and complete stoners. The only problem is, they return.
Flamerthrower not included.
I thought the Bummerang was a psychological weapon, destroying the enemy’s morale by harshing their buzz. Bummer, man.
… the Hillary Clinton “It Was Mine”field.
… the Star Wars Defense System. Which mainly consists of prequel movie reviews.
… Social Justice Warriors. Obviously lacking social skills and justice skills, the thinking is they might have warrior skills. If not, eh.
. . . Martian-grown potatoes to stick in your tailpipes.
…if it’s a “secret weapon”…why do we know about it?
I don’t know what it is – but it probably involves lasers and resurrected dinosaurs and explains why Frank J. disappeared.
Sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads.
Not sure what it is, but they test fired it on Hillary as she left the 9-11 memorial and she dropped like a rock!
And so did her poll ratings. Pew! Pew!