Great. Liberals made up this global warming thing and now Osama says he’ll kill us unless we solve it.
Osama is just misdirecting his anger after being a big John Edwards supporter.
Maybe instead of tapes, Osama will get with the times and release his demands as a diary on the Daily Kos.
Osama is a better spokesman than Al Gore because his cave living has a much lower carbon footprint.
I’m guessing Osama is upset at the suggestion of a spending freeze.
So if we do anything about climate change, the terrorists will have won.
Osama’s just jealous that everyone is always interested to hear what Hitler has to say about current events.
It would have been much more awesome if Alito mouthed the words, “What a little bitch.”
I’m glad we no longer have that stupid president who didn’t recognize the problem of Middle Eastness in the Middle East.
I was quick to condemn O’Keefe because I wanted the cool kids to like me.
The most surprising thing you find out about Obama when meeting him in person is that he bites.
No moon? So we were struggling to get to where we were in 1969 and are now just going to give up.
I’m sorry, but space was the one wasteful thing I was happy for my tax dollars to go to.
Space is about the only interesting thing the government does that doesn’t involve war.
False alarm. He wasn’t on the “no fly” list; he was on the “pretty fly for a white guy” list.
Heh. Phelps in a Subway ad. “Where Michael Phelps goes when he gets the munchies.”
It’s still weird to think that the year 2000 is now the distant past and not the distant future.
The iPad will be great to use while riding the new high speed rail as I’m not really quite sure of the point of either.
I think the Black Eyed Peas are the modern day equivalent of the Beatles.
The Grammys should have a memorial tribute to Green Day — not because they’re dead but because it would be awesome if they were.
I believe Lady Gaga is married to Lord Gaga.
They should give out medals for caring about trees.
I never got the physical appearance part of music. I’ve never said, “Wow! That guy has weird hair! I want to listen to his music!”
Remember that dumb cowboy? Turns out his speeches were all more advanced than Obama The Professor’s SOTU speech.
Yes. The moon is old news. Let the weak nations fly there. The Chinese will arrive and announce their intention to remove our flag.
And then we’ll nuke the moon!
Extremely overrated band loved by teenage girls and featuring an idiotic hypocritical communist and his hippie friends?
My friend, Frank, Mozart had a wig, not “weird hair”.
I was enjoying your list, chuckling as I worked my way down, until I neared the bottom.
Black Eye Peas? Are you serious? If so, I vehemently disagree. BEP’s are the worst band ever, their lyrics are mind-numbingly shallow even for hip hop. Their musicianship is questionable. They lack even the smallest amount of integrity, both professionally and personally.
On the other hand Green Day lyrics are thoughtful (in a brain-dead liberal kinda way) and quite deep for Rock and Roll. The are drowning in integrity and talent. Although I their hate their message, I love that they have one. And they F***ing Rock!
So Frank, what are you a RINO? j/k
Have you noticed that in the subway ad you see Phelps and the chip label is “Baked”.
Humm
do you think the black eyed peas are the modern day beatles cause both suck a lot?
The Grammys should have a memorial tribute to Green Day — not because they’re dead but because it would be awesome if they were.
The Grammy committee looks long and hard to find voters that are so musically illiterate that they can give awards to Lady Gaga or honor Jethro Tull for the heavy metal album they never put out. So, once you make an album calling Americans “idiots” you’re a favorite of those Grammy voters. I think Al Gore may be on the Grammy voting committee.
I never got the physical appearance part of music
That’s because you’re not a 13-year-old girl. Not even mentally.
Wait a minute….singing legumes? That’s frickin’ amazing! I thought it was something when they got dogs to sing “Jingle Bells”. But getting black eyed peas to vocalize is awesome. Those scientists totally deserve a Grammy! Eat your heart out George Washington Carver!
“So if we do anything about climate change, the terrorists will have won.”
LOL
good point. We should nuke the polar bears.
Anyone who likes the black eyed peas Also uses their cellphone camera and does Twitter!
We should have Osma host the Grammies. He’s got that weird hair and beard thing going on.
Who needs to go to the moon, using all those resources, when there is climate data to fake?
WOW. Frank a RINO? Is that the same thing he wished Alito had called Obama?
I don’t understand sing Pea’s or sing beatles, I mean since when can a VW Bug sing?
What does it say about me that I thought the first sentence said Obama was going to kill us?
Leave it to a liberal president to think we can’t catch up to where we were over forty years ago. Just when they proclaim to be the progressive party in politics. We should have ended the United States with Kennedy and had an encore with Regan and the Bushs.
I misread the third line the first time thru. Here’s what I thought it said.
Maybe instead of tapes, Osama will get with the times and release his demands on a diaper on the Daily Kos.
Not to diss Frank, but I kinda like my version.
Moving on…
No colonies on the Moon or Mars means nowhere to run to when the oppressive progressive BS gets too deep to bear here, which means we’ll just have to deal with it sooner instead of later.
Another mistake for o, another blessing in disguise for us.
> I think the Black Eyed Peas are the modern day equivalent of the Beatles.
I bet you also hate Carrot Top.
Everybody hates Carrot Top. I’m just saying…
“They should give out medals for caring about trees.”
And these medals shall be made from the heartwood of trees cut from the Brazilian rain forrest…one tree…one medal.