Archive of entries posted by Oppo

They’re All Working as Press Secretaries

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The World is Running Out of Children as Global Birth Rates Collapse
Life News | September 4, 2024 | Steven Mosher

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The result of all of these empty wombs is that humanity just passed a major milestone, although not one we should celebrate.

For the first time in the 60,000 or so years that human beings first arrived on the planet, we are not having enough babies to replace ourselves.

“Empty wombs”? You sure you want to go there, Dr. Strangelove?

I Am Not a Bot. I Am in Yoor House 

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Please enable yoor camera is you are a hot woman undressing, but please not if you are a typical IMAO male.

On second thought, what good would that do me? Please come to my house if you are a hot woman undressing. But save it till you get here. Again, would not be of benefit to me if you undressed on the way. Possibly dangerous, too, if you drive a stick. Are panty hose still a thing? I can foresee problems with the brake pedal.

It’s Saturday. I’m Working on a Screenplay. A Serious Screenplay

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All I have so far is the intro. Need a little help with the second verse.

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Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Oppo

From watching various movies, he believed there was a babe Gestapo

And then one day he was shootin’ for some feud

And up through his mind came a Babe-ylon crude:

“Vile, that is.

Mmm. Back bacon.

Texas toast.”

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One Ounce of Secret Service. Pound of LGBTQ etc. Pinch of Disney Characters. Put in Blender; Mix Well

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Secret Service seeks attendees for LGBTQ summit at Disney World as campaign season heats up
Washington Times | September 4, 2024 | Victor Morton

The Secret Service failed to protect former President Donald Trump and the embattled agency will be taxed to the limit by the peak of presidential-campaign season.

But it will be well-represented at an LGBTQ summit at Disney World.

Reporter Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics posted Wednesday on social media an agency-wide email from the Service’s DEI office that solicited people to attend the “Out and Equal” Workplace Summit at the Orlando, Florida, theme park.

  1. Who will protect them?

2. Is it possible that their budget is just a teensy bit too ample?

Today’s Puzzle

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You’re at a river. You want to cross it in a canoe, which is only big enough for you and one other item. On this side of the river you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn. You want to get them all to the other side.

A: What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t have anything better to do?

A: Get another canoe. Duh.

A: Why do you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn?