Psst: Pick up the revolver.
Audra Barkley had some nice pants, too. Well, maybe it wasn’t the pants.
Sigmund Freud-approved.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 11/19/2025 : New matches for 11/26/2025
Day before Thanksgiving and I have nothing to wear!
Results from 11/19/2025
| (3) Eva Green | No Preference | Leila Shenna |
|---|---|---|
| 202 | 0 | 10 |
| Catherina Murino | No Preference | Carole Bouquet |
|---|---|---|
| 163 | 0 | 46 |
Matches for 11/26/2025
Match 1
Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl) vs (12) Olga Kurylenko (Camile Montes)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | 3 – 2 – 0 | 592 – 6 – 416 |
Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (12) Olga Kurylenko | 4 – 1 – 0 | 542 – 9 – 261 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
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Match 2
(5) Ana de Armas (Paloma) vs (4) Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (5) Ana de Armas | 5 – 0 – 0 | 757 – 8 – 288 |
Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.
An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (4) Gemma Arterton | 5 – 0 – 0 | 842 – 4 – 269 |
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Joins IMAO, Calls Oppo Stupid and Sexist, Quits
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Straight Line of the Day: Well — Yes — But There Were Things That Chicago Public Schools Didn’t Spend Taxpayer Money On: …
‘Excessive, Exorbitant’ Travel Spending by CPS Employees Cited in New Watchdog Report
WTTW Chicago | 11/12/2025 | Matt MastersonOvernight travel expenses within Chicago Public Schools have skyrocketed in recent years, an internal watchdog investigation found, as employees of the cash-strapped school district spent millions on overseas trips, spa getaways and flights to Las Vegas and Hawaii.
CPS Inspector General Philip Wagenknecht’s office on Wednesday published a new report on the district’s travel and overnight spending, which jumped from around $300,000 in fiscal year 2021 to nearly $8 million in 2024. …
Over the 2023 and 2024 fiscal years, CPS spent around $14.5 million in travel expenses, mostly for out-of-town professional development seminars or overnight student outings. …
“Chicago Public Schools remains unwavering in its commitment to fiscal responsibility and the success of our students,” the district spokesperson said. …
The OIG later found that eight CPS schools had spent more than $142,000 in district funds on trips to Egypt, Finland, Estonia and South Africa for professional development and school visits. According to the report, those trips also included “tourist activities of debatable value,” including camel rides, a trip to a game park and hot air balloon rides.
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TAXPAYERS PAY $23.6M FOR CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOLS VACATIONS
Illinois Policy3.6 million in tax dollars on lavish vacations at 5-star hotels and overseas trips. Much of it was without approval.
Hotel rooms costing $945 per night. Anniversary trips to Las Vegas. South African safaris. Nearly $5,000 for trips to Hawaii.
Grand total: $23.6 million in six years. All at taxpayer expense. All by Chicago Public Schools employees and students.
Much of it was never approved.
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Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 2 : Emily Blunt vs Jessica Chastain
Thanks, Elon!
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Culinary Corner
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Straight Line of the Day: Tehran Running Out of Water. IMAO Response: …
Taps run dry as water crisis forces Iran to consider evacuating its capital
NBC News | Nov. 16, 2025 | Amin Khodadadi, Evan Bush and Babak Dehghanpisheh… Iran is facing its worst water crisis in decades. With no end in sight and authorities warning they may even have to evacuate the capital of 10 million people, residents like Ensani are scrambling to respond.
“We didn’t have water for three days. The pressure was so low that nothing came out.”
- Need reporters with even cooler names.
“And What, Again, Are Your Qualifications for Being an Intern?”
