They Should Call it WhySarahPalinIsSoFreakingAwesome.Org

Here at IMAO, we usually focus on the negative. And mock it mercilessly. But today I celebrate the positive.

Celebutard Ashley Judd (Who? I have no idea. I’m guessing she’s one of those no-talent, casting-couch pass-arounds that’s famous for being famous.) has offered her imprimatur to a site called EyeOnPalin.org. Upon hearing the news, I assumed it was just another Palin slander site like SarahPalinExposed.com or ABC.

Boy was I ever wrong.

This site has everything a Palin fan could want. Except maybe significant quantities of frequently updated content. But that tiny flaw aside, what it does have is magnificent.

Start with the header banner:

She hates wolves! She hates ALL wildlife! Plus that picture that makes guys with a librarian fetish go weak in the knees.

And it gets better. She’s got a freakin BODY COUNT!:

That’s right. Sarah Palin not only kill wolves, she kills them FROM A MOVING AIRPLANE!

Not quite as cool as belittling Democrats from a stationary podium, but a close second in my book.

Plus the site give all these great reasons to vote for Sarah Palin if she blesses us by running in 2012. These headlines practically write their own campaign commercial:


* Palin battles for ANWR drilling

* Palin does no favors for musk oxen

* Palin supports in-state gas line

* Palin Fights Endangered Listing for Belugas

* First wolves, now polar bears

* Environmentalists Assail Palin


This awesome Palin video wasn’t on the site, but was available at the link above:

I love that headline at the 12 second mark.

Oh, and there’s something for the kiddies. A pdf drawing of a wolf for your wee ones to print out and color. Please note they have to draw in their own airplanes and streaming bullets, which is probably just the site’s way of encouraging children to develop their artistic skills.

But if I had to choose the thing I like best about the site, it would be the fact that the WORST picture they could find of Sarah Palin looks better than the BEST picture they could find of Ashley Judd.

Consider this one bookmarked.

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81 Comments

  1. That’s right. Sarah Palin not only kill wolves, she kills them FROM A MOVING AIRPLANE!
    Not quite as cool as belittling Democrats from a stationary podium, but a close second in my book.

    Not nearly as cool as shooting Democrats from a moving airplane, either.

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  2. I swear, it is mathematically impossible to take an unflattering photo of Sarah. As for the in-state gas line being a bad thing… are we to believe that this gas line is an evil polluting thing and therefore should go through Canada instead, since there’s nothing worthwhile there? Or is it that it’s a good thing, and Alaska clearly doesn’t deserve it? Or did we just already establish that we’re not supposed to be using oil anymore, and therefore an in-state gas line would be a waste of metal that could instead be used for not making chain link fences for chicken farms?

    On a brief serious note, I find it disgusting beyond words that the mainstream media considers killing wolves to be worse than sucking an infant’s brains out.

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  3. #1 beat me to it. GMTA.

    I think we oughta use that PDF and have an IMAO coloring contest; most creative entry wins…high praise! Purple wolves w/ spears through head, Alaska ANG shooting down tree-sitters, edit the text to write an atta-girl note to Gov. Palin, etc. Use the big-64 Crayola box.

    Take a photo of (or color scan) your entry and send it to…me? I don’t care who. I’ll make a website to display them all, with a link back to this thread.

    Or not. I think I’ll color my own pro-Palin wolf picture anyway, just for fun.

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  4. Ummmm…

    So tell me again why it is BAD to kill wolves? I mean aren’t they sort of like wild dogs and I’m not particularly fond of dogs to begin with.

    Oh and things that move are hard enough to hit from a stable shooting platform but to hit something as small as a wolf from the air is so awesome as to border on orgasmic.

    I’m just sayin…

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  5. Must be too many carnivores in Alaska. I hear about 40% of Alaskans rely on wild game for the major portion of their diet. Reduce the wolf population and the caribou and deer populations will go up. Makes sense.

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  6. Frankly, I’m beginning to think they should make a video game out of Sarah and Todd Palin’s real life. Shoot wolves from airplane, land, take snowmobile across hundreds of miles, etc. If aliens ever attack Alaska, they won’t make it off the mothership.

    Maybe that’s why liberals hate her so much- at least the ones waiting for the mothership to come get them. Doubly so since they are spastically afraid of flying, light aircraft, guns, woods, and ever venturing more than 200 feet from a Starbucks.

    She’s so freaking awesome, she can say, “It’s not impossible. I used to bulls-eye wolf-rats from my C-172 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.”

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  7. Also,
    I went to the site and sent in their “give Sarah a piece of your mind about killing helpless bears and majestic woofers”

    Modified of course so that I was in favor of wildlife management.

    added a note on the end to encourage her to be ready to lead in 2012.

    IJ

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  8. So by reading this, am I to understand that hunting wolves is wrong? or is hunting acturds wrong? Wolf skin is warmer than acturd skin, but acturds make better stink bait for catfish.

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  9. That’s teh problem with liberals…they want to protect all the special interest groups. If they actually took the time to se the reason behind thinning the wolf population, they wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

    What about the poor caribou who are slaughtered by those insane wolves? And I do think the liberals like to put alot of blame out there about how the native Americans were treated…arent’ Eskimos native Americans and shouldn’t they be able to coninue their hunting traditions? See…if they actually thought about it, they would be able to pick a group to support, so they have to have a blind eye.

    That and they dont’ have a logical bone in their frail herbavoious bodies

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  10. There is a reason all those grimm fairy tales have the big bad wolf as a villain. Have you ever noticed that the nature specials show big cats making a kill but not wolves (they will show the hunt but not the actual kill)? The reason is that wolves don’t kill, they just start eating and shreading and whatever they bring down and it eventually dies. It is seriously gruesome, it would brutally scare impressionable children or celebutards. So one has to ask, why does Ashley Judd hate caribou?

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  11. How does Palin keep up this level of awesome? I had to respond to one of the quotes, “Do we really want another vice president with these values?”, with “Yes! But rather have them in a president.” Then I got to thinking; did Cheney ever kill a wolf from a plane? I would pay for video of that. Would be amazing. He did shoot a lawyer which is pretty cool but there’s some thing hardcore about shooting a wolf from a plane. I know what I want to do for the picture contest. Palin leaping from a plane and punching through the wolf’s skull.

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  12. Let’s finish the plea from the website:

    Dear Governor Palin,
    I am asking you to stop the aerial killing of wolves in Alaska because…

    Right off the top of my head:
    * Bullets are more accurate than aerials.
    * The ones in Canada are meatier.
    * It’s more sporting to kill with landmines, clubs, and plastic 6-pack holders.

    Then, later on that same page it is obvious Ms. Judd is confused because she can’t seem to decide if Gov. Sarah Palin shoots wolves from planes or administers shock treatments to wolves:

    We’ll make sure Governor Palin receives all the pictures and sees just how strongly America’s kids feel about her shocking treatment of wolves in Alaska.

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  13. I couldn’t resist sending a message via their ‘contact us’ link. Here ’tis:

    Who the hell is Ashley Judd!? Oh, wait…she’s that pill-popping thief that couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper sack, right? What’s the matter, Bob Saget was too busy for you?
    With Anna Nicole out of the picture & Lindsey Lohan too high to remember her own name, I guess you’ll settle for whomever you can get…
    Just come out & be honest: This isn’t so much about wild dogs as it is yet another smear tactic against conservatives. Palin scares you because she is a strong Republican woman with real values & real concerns for people, not because she hunts. You crybabies aren’t fooling anyone (aside from yourselves).

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  14. I would pay BIG BUCKS to shoot wolves from a plane – if Sarah goes with me!! She is ‘da bomb!! I love this gal more every day. Did you notice JUDD DUDD saying they shoot the wolves during winter…..isn’t it always winter in alaska? TEE HEE

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  15. Perhaps Ashley should go to Alaska and try to give those poor wolves a hug. Maybe after she gets mauled by a hungry wolf she’ll change her tune.

    This isn’t about hunting wolves. It’s about a conservative woman who scares the hell out of the libs.

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  16. This is beyond the merely awesome… it’s transcendently awesome! I rewrote the letter on their site and sent it. We should tell all the right thinking people we know and turn this into the same victory Dittoheads scored against the Democrats in the recent Rush smear campaign. Seriously. Everyone send their support letter through the Judd Dudd (cute, Lisa # 32) site and spread the word! (Remember: keep it clean, keep it clever. We’re the grown ups here. Let the left stoop to profanity and tantrums.)

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  17. Ashley Judd is an ex University of Kentucky cheerleader. thats all it takes to be famous here in the land of Dan’l Boone. The fact that she loves large canines may have something to with the kind of movies she makes

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  19. Let’s be honest. It would be terrifying if Palin became president. She can’t even communicate what she thinks/believes. Remember those nasty interviews. I’m sure most of us here could have come up with coherent answers to Couric’s softball questions. It was an indication of her (obvious lack of) intelligence.

    But I do think these adds are hilariously stupid! And I too am not sure what an Ashley Judd is. Must be some breed of wolf.

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  20. #44 Radicalmoderate- 2 weeks into Obamination and I would SO rather have Sarah Palin as President than what we got, than just about anybody. I’d really like to see you come out on the upside of an interview designed to undermine and ridicule you, edited to misrepresent you and put down every moral thing your life represents.

    No need to do so to BO. He’s doing a fine job on himself so far.

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with or lacking about the principles and morals of Palin.

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  21. TRM – part of that was media spin. Check the “ABC” link at the top of the post. She was edited to sound dumb.

    Personally, I don’t care how dumb she sounds. I’d rather have a mumbly, principled right-winger than a clean, uh, uh, uh, articulate socialist.

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  22. I used to be an Ashley Judd fan. I am sure this killing of Wolves went on before Sara Palin but Ashley Judd has choosen to discuss this now only to voice her political veiws. Sarah Palin has does morew for wildlife in general than Ashley Judd will evr do in her career. I will never watch another Ashley Judd film again.

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  24. “She hates wolves! She hates ALL wildlife! Plus that picture that makes guys with a librarian fetish go weak in the knees.”

    I’ve always been of the opinion that during the campaign McCain’s ads should have ended: “I’m John McCain and I approved this message. And she’s hot!

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  25. Another reason Hollywood makes me sick. Keep it comin’! I know that Ashley Judd would rather be mangled to death by a wolf than hunt one herself. Maybe she (and Pam Anderson – just some harmless wishful thinking) should spend some quality time in the wild. Now that would be good reality TV. HAHAHA!

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  26. It seems the numbering sequence got out of whack…#48 was in response to TheRadicalModerate, not Inor The Bloody. But since Inor brought it up, I wonder what Jane Fonda could possibly have to blog about? Perhaps these topics_

    The onset of the elderly “leakage” issues
    Darn squirrels
    How the pharmacy is ripping her off & how it’s W’s fault (what isn’t?)
    Her growing affinity for blue-tinged hair

    In other words, she’s old & lost any relevance she had decades ago. I might hit the link later, but I can’t right now, as I just ate & don’t want to be nauseated by her perpetual idiocy.

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  27. Can’t shoot democrats from a moving plane because of that damn no fly zone over DC. As for the wolves, it’s much more fun to bait them into a steel jaw trap. Some baby harp seal meat would probably work, or you could bait a liberal with a copy of the New York Times and a cappuccino.

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  28. Ashley Judd is against Wildlife control that feeds the Alaskan population as well as balance wildlife..But I bet she is lashing out at Sarah Palin for her belief in Pro-life. So Miss Judd, You don’t have any issue’s killing human lives for human population control???? What a hipoctrite. “question” Do you own a fur coat? hmmm..just curious. And I do remember your family lies that you have to carry with your career. So stop trying to get some extra 15 minutes of fame. You aren’t “all that” and actresses and actors like you are becoming tiresome to us. We expect entertainment from you. NOT BULL Politics. You are blacklisting yourself and we boycott losers like you…get it? That’s my Opinion of YOU! and anyone like you. And I’m not alone in my movement. Thousands are fed up with entertainers like you. Looks like You are going to get the “Change OBAMA promised” *giggle*

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  29. Usually I try to not belittle the other side by saying the democrats won but by lookin at these comments and particularly the ones that say to shoot democrats is acceptable, I have just a few things to say

    WE WON YOU F*CKS GET OVER IT! you will NEVER have a chance to prove right wing nuts can rule the white house because we will be feeling the effects of bush for YEARS!

    btw, a couple of cells in a mother’s womb is NOT an infant yet. it is CELLS.

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  30. The urban left pantywaists left themselves wide open on this one, they want photos of predator trimming – offer to swap that for them providing photos of abortions.

    “Schlickeisen suggested that Palin’s government allow television crews to videotape the hunting process “and you could put this out for all the people in American to see and she (Palin) could proudly stand up for it.”
    http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/06/alaska.judd.palin/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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  31. Up here in alaska its….
    a] winter 9 months a yr
    b] still has a large part of st. living sustance lifestle
    c] been legal for ALASKANS to aerial hunt since 2003
    d]like to control wolves who DO come into civilized areas to hunt.
    e] still ok love sarah palin
    f]ok to hate people who know nothing of life up here but open their mouths to spout stupid sh’t

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  32. Judd is your typical celebrity. She campaigns for all these causes and then turns around and wants special treatment. I’ve seen her in action first hand. She wants special treatment every where she travels! She needs to sitck to having her picture made and Sarah Palin manage Alaska!

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  33. Actually, Palin shoots them from a helicopter which hovers over the wolf while she shoots until she hits something. Great sport, huh. The wolf is running from the sound of the helicopter and, if it’s only wounded, it has to lay there and suffer until Palin or someone she has hired finally gets to it to deliver the coup de gras. I was raised in a family of hunters. This is not hunting. It’s slaughter masquerading as sport. And only the “experts” hired and appointed by Palin think it’s good science to cull the wolves and protect moose and caribou in this way. What she’s done is create her own little banana republic up there in the great state of Alaska, acting as though she’s more of an empress than governor of a state with only 700,000 residents. Hail Freedonia!

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  34. So when Ashley Judd & Co. get Ph.D Arctic-Alpine Biology degrees OF ANY LEVEL behind their name, then they might have SOME credability IMHO! AND, when the Hollywood crowd can make a living without the HUGE “carbon footprint” (cell phones, cars, clothes, makeup, breast implants, drug funded investments, etc….) then, they might have more relevent things to say! AND, I’d like to see ASHLEY JUDD live for 1 year in the Alaskan wild with only a spear, a fish hook, fishing line, a dog team, a kayak, a knife, and a piece of flint… oh, sure, let her have one .357 with a box of ammo; only if she promised that if she used any of the ammo that she would clean Sara Palins house, including free babysitting services for a year…. if she could survive the year in the interior of Alaska. Ashley Judd is just another “post turtle”. Sarah Palin…… my wife and I adore you. Rock on!

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  35. Wolves have been hunted to extinction, by HUMANS who are petty worth petty worth crap bags that are only interested in themselves, and not the natural order, HUMANS, have totally ruined nature, by constantly finding way to plow, break and build on natural habitats of wolves and others and when the ANIMALS who lived there first want to roam the animals become a problem, NOT THE HUMANS. We humans are a festering plague on this planet a surface nuisance. Wolves are beautiful in their complexity, the mate for live in a family structure and only kill to eat, humans on the other hand, murder for money, sex, and drugs, starts wars kill millions for what?! Oil, power!! So, why is it a problem to not cull humans from the air, or to just gas them?

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  36. Hey JohnRJob – Ever been in the woods? Ever been tracked by a carnivore? Ever seen a carnivore take down prey? Ever get out from your computer room? I read your words that you are from a family of “hunters”. Hunters of what? A good deal at the mall? If you were any representation from any class of “hunters”, especially in any of the large wildlife management areas, you would recognize the value of carnivores and understand their exact number balance needed to manage a wildlife herd. By the way, being a sport “hunter” is definately different from a food hunter. Likewise, being an aerial sport hunter in a state for the purpose of wildlife management is different from being an aerial “sport” hunter for ivory and big game. Since you refer to Alaska as “up there” that lends credence to the suspicion that your “hunter family” that you are from would probably eat very well if they didn’t make a kill today. It also begs the question: how many “trophies” are on YOUR “family sportsmens hunters” walls?

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  37. What’s it going to take? It doesn’t matter what your political stance is here. It is about a Hollywood Bitch with politcal power trying to ruin someone’s life here. I Know we all have opinions and that is what America is about. But Taking the power of your wealth and fame to attack someone and turn americans against each other is pathetic. GO AFTER HER!! Alaska does what they do. It’s there laws and there State. Stop this woman from stopping what we do as a State. She is a “DESTROYER” Go to the site she has set up. No blog to discuss. Just a place for you to “donate” your money. OMG!!!! She is a SCAM. She is the one that needs to be stopped. She is spinning the issue and causing hate and bullcrap because she can. It has nothing to do with the “party you stand for” That’s all I’m saying. She is like the rest of Hollywood. The start Propaganda and they are Good Actors!!!

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  38. What’s it going to take? It doesn’t matter what your political stance is here. It is about a Hollywood Bitch named Ashely Judd with politcal power trying to ruin someone’s life and make a buck here. I Know we all have opinions and that is what America is about. But Taking the power of your wealth and fame to attack someone and turn americans against each other is pathetic. GO AFTER HER!! Go after Ashley Judd, NOT Sarah Palin. Alaska does what they do. It’s their laws and theirState. Stop this woman from stopping what we do as a State. She is a “DESTROYER” Go to the site she has set up. No blog to discuss. Just a place for you to “donate” your money. OMG!!!! Judd is a SCAM. She is the one that needs to be stopped. Judd is spinning the issue and causing hate and bullcrap because she can. It has nothing to do with the “party you stand for” That’s all I’m saying. Judd is like the rest of Hollywood. They start Propaganda and they are Good Actors!!!

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  39. All right! It’s been a while since the crybaby trolls have come around. Let me see if I can just sum up their whiny complaints & impotent rage:

    “Palin is an ugly Rethug who kills baby wolves! *sob* They’re left there to suffer while she drinks their spirits and that’s why they’re going extinct! We won the election you big stupids & everything bad over the last 100 years is Bush’s fault for messing up the space/time continuum due to Iraq war quagmire!!!”

    And then they’ll preach their fake morality about the poor wildlife while letting us know that, despite the fact that embryonic cells are not good for ANYTHING but developing into people, it’s OK to harvest & abort them.

    And #61 Ass Sanderson-

    Yes, you kinda did win. I glad you dickheads FINALLY found a candidate who could defeat Bush…now if Obama could just find that ever-elusive doorknob!

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  40. Hey Art,

    I have been hunting in California since the fifties, deer, wild boar and game birds. I think hunting is a great sport and wish more fathers were taking their kids hunting as it seems to be in decline. I see no good data that the wolf population needs culling. In California we have to cull the deer herds because there are no real predators left but a few mountain lions. Wolves help keep the herds healthy by killing the sick and weak and seldom take down strong members of the herd.
    My view is that anyone that would shoot a wolf from a plane or helicopter is probably a back shooter or coward but certainly not a sportsman. It is funny to read the comments from some of these keyboard tough guys about shooting democrats. Most of my moderate and liberal friends are better shots and in better shape than my conservative friends. The issue is about killing wolves and my view is that it does no good.

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  41. All the experts ummm I mean Mornons and know it alls have all the “Hunter” know it all rules and laws. Give me a break!!! It’s The States Regulations of Alaska and just because you don’t like it doesn’t give anyone the right to “bitch” about it. I dispise this so called President You fools voted in and I have to go by his “unethical” ways. I’m proud MY STATE we didnt vote for him. I don’t have to live with the guilt. I just have to hold on for 4 years or hope he gets thrown out of office for his lack of leadership and breaking the oath. I will hold down my full time job and go get a 4th job to pay for your f’n welfare check while you go killing or shall I say “hunting” (because you got a someone that has a brain smaller than yours in office that will make sure my taxes will abort your unwanted so you won’t have to worry about child support!! woo hoo! You’re covered! I did see that there are more women working now..then men. something like 70%. These next 4 years are going to be very interesting. You sure didn’t care if there was money in that stupid bill for private sector jobs for you..did ya now?..moron democrats. GAWD YOU MUST WORSHIP MICHEAL MOORE and ASHLEY JUDD and all the rest of the usless rich and infamous. I say…. get a job and tell your buddies too! Cuz…dem only last so long…then it’s PAY BACK TIME!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO I can handle it for 4 years….Republicans RULE!! They have most of my lifetime! We just don’t bully, cheat, lie, and destroy the worlds economy to get there. We will have to clean up the trash when you are done…AS always. Just wondering who the hell B. Hussien will piss of first. I’ve Got an Idea..and he wants to share Happy Meals with them under the golden arches.

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  42. Attention Dems: This a a funny! LMAO… The Repubicans will be back! We will have a HUGE mess to clean up…and it won’t be so funny anymore. Better check history to see how long Dems held office lately….hmmmm…… And this dude…or dud. what a hoot!! We have 4 years to laugh at you for this stupid choice you made. Not my State by the way we didn’t vote for him. It looks like he could screw up pretty fast here and lose his spot as Mr. Prez!! That will be funny too! Reps always trip them up on that Oath he supposedly took. He said High ethics and he lied. He could get is some hot water for putting ole Geithner in his hood!! We shall see! He is a man of lie and double standards. And you worship him. That must be your values and morals too. yuck! Stay far from my children and family. OMG!! He is campaigning Clean Coal now??? What a dip. You believe him on that too? I don’t care if you have s Dem Pres…If he had real ethics BUT DANG…why did you put a tyrant dictor in there? GAWD…IDOTS!!! Don’t you care about anyone other than yourselves?

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  43. Here’s a couple of questions, and I haven’t read all the comments here, so someone else may have already asked:

    Why Palin and why now? It’s not as though the culling of predators is something new to wildlife management, so why did this suddenly become that latest cause celebre? Does she really scare the left that friggin’ much?

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  44. You know sarah palin has no care for anyone else. Wolves werent put on earth to be killed. And how would she like it if we all turned on her and started shooting at her?! Also WE are the ones who took over the wolves habitat so, why should they be banished from their own home? Elk and Moose are shot by us, what does it make a difference if the wolves are eating them and using almost every part of the moose and not letting it go to waste like we do. Elk and Moose can repopulate fast. Also if you are having trouble with livestock by a wolf killing them. DON’T Shoot it you idiots. Call the widelife foundation or the something like that, to come get the troubling wolves and reloacte them somewhere new. Also Like myself, I am a wolf lover. There are many wolf lovers out there. And do you think we are going to put up with this? No we aren’t. The way Sarah is shooting these wolves is slaughter. Becasue she shoots them from a helicopter or plane, lets them suffer, and then gets someone to get. So that i believe is slaughter. What did wolves ever do to you? I will fight this issue along with many of my friends to stop this. If the wolves go down we go down.

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