Privacy Opt Out
I’ve realized that my IMAO Privacy Policy is a bit inadequate, so I’ll give you all a way to opt out of having your information shared with spammers and the Russian mafia (even though they’re a very efficient mafia). Basically, I’ll add a button allowing you to opt out. All you’ll have to do is input your social security number and date of birth so I can know for certain who it is I shouldn’t share the information of.
So, any of you have some hilarious credit card numbers you want to tell me about in the comments? I think ones with lots of threes are funny.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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November 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Obama is my credit card!
November 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
3333 3333 3333 3333
That one’s full of laughs.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
The Red Mafyia is a polite mafia. Very good at chess. Although the headless goat was a bit of a surprise.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I mistrust ANYONE who has a ’9′ in their Social Security number…
November 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
If you sell my identity to someone else, will that get Homeland Security off my back? Or do I have to convert to Islam?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
To opt out of your Privacy Policy, is there a Public Policy that I would be forced into? Would I be required to serve time if I opted out of that as well?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
you shared my info with the Russian mafia, no wonder I keep getting phone calls to buy a hot Russian wife.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I am fnd the ideas of you the interest of me to be better. I am to be think to have the newsletter of you.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Mine is a bunch of patterns for some reason. i.e., the first three groups are 1212, then 1122, then 1221, then the last one is mixed up. Also, can it please be Yakuza? I actually know a guy who knows a guy who happens to be the nephew of some guy, so it would make the business transaction a lot easier.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Wait I’m confused. Is this opt out of all privacy, or just the things being kept private from the Russian mafia? Is it opt out like I surrender everything to the gubmint, or opt like secrest out?
See I’m confused. Damn hippies.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Geez, this is a pain in the neck, almost as much as Mbeke Kgungu and he’s sending me $millions!
November 12th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
666-66-6666, although my master prefers it be cited 666-666-666.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
“I’d like to opt out of personal responsibility & accountability please.”
“Yes sir. Here’s your democratic voting ballot.”
November 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Oh! Mine’s funny. It’s 3333-3453-… Oh… I see what you did there.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I’m a special customer so American Express included a free magnet on the back of my card so I can keep it on my refrigerator where it’s safe.
3759 876543 21001 It’s imao.US so you must be from the government, I know it’s safe with you.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
The weird thing is, mine really is 123-45-6789. Nobody believes me.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
in mexico we doan need no stinkin social securitee numeros we doan need no stinkin numeros when we jump ur stinkin bordero an still ur stinkin jobs an your stinkin irs an stinkin homlan securitee departmente do nothin 2 us cause if thay do thay are raceist STINKIN RACEIST an your stinkin website can give mi stinkin info out all u wont cause i stoal it from sumwon when i jumped ur stinkin bordero AN U CANOT OPT OUT OF THAT!!!! i am stillin internets from gringo nexdoor so u canot trace mi stinkin internets numeros ether an evun if u do ther a thurty 2 of us livin hear so u will never no who i am lol
November 12th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
they already stole my identity. Now they’re suing me for defamation of character.
November 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am
I ordered americanexpress_sucks when I sent in my app. I expect my credit card any day now!
November 13th, 2009 at 12:54 am
I’m all about the privacy. I use a screen name because I don’t want any one knowing my real name is Rusty Shackleford… AW CRAP!!!
November 13th, 2009 at 12:59 am
I find it’s easiest to claim I’m a Muslim that wants to kill lots of innocent Americans. Then the US government just leaves you alone.
November 13th, 2009 at 3:52 am
MC 3567-3333-0000-9999 123
Visa 3567-3333-0000-9999 345
Both are maxed out… too much downloading… make a payment if you want.
Oh, and since I’m in Canada would you prefer my social security number or SIN?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:42 am
This is President Obama! We have your CC Numbers! What? You tools think we just handed over trillions to the banks without anything in return? Muwhahahahah! Each of your daily purchases are being fed into Obamagigantico (White House Super Mega Nuclear Computer) where they are sliced and diced to present me with daily reports or “profiles” on each of you! We are setting up a “task force” for suitable action in the next few months so stay tuned. Oh, and you won’t have your silly plastic that much longer. I have arranged for a Government Issued ObamaCard which all American’s shall be required to apply for and carry for all purchases in the future. Stay tuned. (I love owning you losers!)
November 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Seven
November 13th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
This is George Bush. And President Obama can kiss my Texas ass!
November 13th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
“Hi… it’s Joseph Biden… B, I, D, E, N. The first card is a Visa, and it’s 4572.. uh, hold on, someone’s yelling something. Listen, can I call you back?”
November 14th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Why bother issuing Obamacards when they can just tattoo a barcode onto our right hands or foreheads, or maybe inject one of those cool ‘Digital Angel’ chips Glenn Beck used to advertise?
“Digital Angel – It’s NOT the mark of the Beast!”