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After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…

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  1. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries… Senior Executives were scene putting in applications at Orkin

    had to think about that one didn’t ya?

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  2. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…….decided that possibly Twinkies might survive as a foreign import. Just like that other Twinkie in the White House.…

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  3. Hostess Bakeries…said “we wanted all you fat lazy loafers on welfare to get an idea of what it’s like when your Obama bucks run out and you can’t get any more of your favorite free food.”

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  4. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries’ union declared it a victory for the workers because now they could get free money from Obama’s stash and the evil capitalist pigs who made them produce Twinkies would now have to starve. Too close to the truth, actually.

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  5. Will invest their time, talent and treasure into a “real” Hostess business. Ho-Ho is now a job title, and Twinkie is something you pay extra for.

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  6. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…mused about the irony of the bakers union last statement when rejecting the contract offer, “Let them eat cake”.

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  7. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…issued a statement: “We may not have built this alone, but we sure didn’t close it alone either.”

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  8. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…stated that the unions had left them with a Sno-Balls chance in hell of reaching an agreement.

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  9. After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…change the wrapper on the finlas loaves of bread to “Wonder Who’s To Blame Bread”.

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  10. …told the union negotiator “You’ve been iced, cupcake”.

    …chopped down the Keebler Elves tree.

    …had Sara Lee and Dolly Madison plastic wrapped together. Then they had Sara Lee and Dolly Madison.

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  11. Executives counted their severance bonuses as they chuckled walking past the union slobs that now can’t afford Call of Duty for Christmas. Bwahahahaha

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  12. …realized that they could have been saved by merely rerouting more of their deliveries to Washington and Colorado.

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  13. @26 Rodney Dill…. “Rahm-Obama-Ding Dongs? .That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in print since Nov 6. If Harvey doesn’t give you this one, something is seriously wrong.

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  14. …filed their application to receive a billion dollar grant in exchange for reforming as “hoestess bakeries” and producing green twinkies.
    …put out an open letter to mayor bloomberg: “bet you wish you woulda thought of socialized medicine to rid your state of moderate amounts of soda!”
    …asked the baker’s union, “how much are your dues now, retards?”
    …gave a shout out to tallahasee and offered to sponsor zombieland 2.

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  15. …Stated that having seen Obama’s foreign policy, there just wasn’t room in the market for two spongy products wrapped around a squishy core.

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  16. The CEO issued a statement which said….
    Who will help me make the stuff in the middle?
    “Not I” said the progressive doofus who voted for obama
    Who will help me mix the twinkie dough?
    “Not I” said the “occupy” idiot…
    Who will help me bake the twinkies?
    “Not I” said the fourth generation welfare queen…
    so the CEO did it all himself, and only made enough twinkies for the other people in the country who had a clue….and all those other people starved to death, and were eaten by coyotes. The end.

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  17. …moved to Mexico, fired the Unions and reproduced the same products at half the price, but thrice the volume.

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  18. …opened “underground bakeries” in California and Colorado selling “under the counter” to marijuana shops.

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