Straight Line of the Day: Breaking News! Found Inside a Voting Booth…

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Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth…

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  1. Marty McFly, or Racheal Maddow. It’s hard to keep those two straight.

    Obama Phones

    Joe Biden’s Pants

    A Brighter Future

    Hillary’s magic “Reset” button

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  2. a Mitt Romney Voodoo Doll, a small Satanic Alter, burnt candles and multiple pictures of Obama smeared with lipstick

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  3. . . . in Chicago were several extras from “The Walking Dead” in costume. Wait, “The Walking Dead” isn’t filmed in Chicago. Hey, huh, AHHHHH!

    . . . Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Lassie, Pluto, & Benji voting for Romney.

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  4. ……..Obama’s man parts. They fell out of Michele’s bag after she voted with them (she couldn’t find her lady parts-someone must have lent them out.

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  5. … Joe Biden trying to find his way out

    Joe Biden in red and blue spandex: he was changing into SUPER BIDEN!

    Were several ACORN workers “just making sure the machine was working right”

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  6. … was a big picture of Obama next to his “O” campaign symbol – oh wait that was just inside the voting room

    (actually happening in PA)

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  7. …Joe Biden’s resume. -The handwriting is difficult to make out, but the fact it’s written in crayon is a dead giveaway it’s his.

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  8. Joe Biden voting for Romney while whinnying that the job of VP is too hard and he doesn’t want to do it anymore.

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  9. . . . Obama’s “present”.

    . . . an undecided voter FINALLY decided.

    . . . Joe Biden complaining there’s no place to make his finger purple for a cheesy photo-op, but he knows how to make it green. Next voter please!

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  10. …an undecided voter taking 2 craps to find out which one is shiner (they never really understood that phrase).

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  11. …were Naked seductive pictures of President Obama on letterhead paper from Chris Mathews’s Desk.

    …were Joe Biden’s long lost discharge papers from Mental Health Sanatorium.

    …were Joe Biden’s G.E.D. and Obama’s canceled check from Arabic Shiek written to HARVARD University.

    …was an ACTUAL EYE WITNESS to confirm Barack Obama’s presence at Harvard University! When questioned about the event, the witness said, ” Well first there was a BRIGHT FLASH! and then this circular craft landed and a hatch opened. Then a creature exited the craft and I got a good look at its face, it was BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! He didn’t stay long, he said he was just dropping off a check.
    (Of course I could have been mistaken, it really could have been BIG FOOT, ’cause of all of the drugs I was high on at the time.)

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  12. Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth…The start of the new “Occupy Voting Booth” movement; Which is expected to last until spring, or whenever the weather becomes nice enough to go back out and keep taxpayers away from enjoying public parks for months…in order to protest greed.

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  13. Hope and Change
    Seventeen confused college freshmen
    Clark Kent changing into Superman
    The next iPhone prototype
    List of dead but registered voters
    The future of our country

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  14. Breaking News! Found Inside a Voting Booth… voters saying “We didn’t build that? Fine, you dope, take this!” and then voting for Romney.

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  15. Breaking News! Found Inside a Voting Booth… the keys to the Democrat party’s freaking failure machine. Hopefully someone threw them down a stormdrain.

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  17. 44 to 44

    Congratulations on your win 44. You are the best, I even voted for you. This means I’ll finally get more time to goof off … gotta go … I might finish this after my golf game.

    Note to 44 – send someone out to get some smokes.

    44

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