Straight Line of the Day: Breaking News! Found Inside a Voting Booth…

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Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth…

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  1. . . . in Chicago were several extras from “The Walking Dead” in costume. Wait, “The Walking Dead” isn’t filmed in Chicago. Hey, huh, AHHHHH!

    . . . Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Lassie, Pluto, & Benji voting for Romney.

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  2. … Joe Biden trying to find his way out

    Joe Biden in red and blue spandex: he was changing into SUPER BIDEN!

    Were several ACORN workers “just making sure the machine was working right”

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  3. . . . Obama’s “present”.

    . . . an undecided voter FINALLY decided.

    . . . Joe Biden complaining there’s no place to make his finger purple for a cheesy photo-op, but he knows how to make it green. Next voter please!

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  4. …were Naked seductive pictures of President Obama on letterhead paper from Chris Mathews’s Desk.

    …were Joe Biden’s long lost discharge papers from Mental Health Sanatorium.

    …were Joe Biden’s G.E.D. and Obama’s canceled check from Arabic Shiek written to HARVARD University.

    …was an ACTUAL EYE WITNESS to confirm Barack Obama’s presence at Harvard University! When questioned about the event, the witness said, ” Well first there was a BRIGHT FLASH! and then this circular craft landed and a hatch opened. Then a creature exited the craft and I got a good look at its face, it was BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! He didn’t stay long, he said he was just dropping off a check.
    (Of course I could have been mistaken, it really could have been BIG FOOT, ’cause of all of the drugs I was high on at the time.)

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  5. Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth…The start of the new “Occupy Voting Booth” movement; Which is expected to last until spring, or whenever the weather becomes nice enough to go back out and keep taxpayers away from enjoying public parks for months…in order to protest greed.

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  7. 44 to 44

    Congratulations on your win 44. You are the best, I even voted for you. This means I’ll finally get more time to goof off … gotta go … I might finish this after my golf game.

    Note to 44 – send someone out to get some smokes.

    44

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