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The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term…

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  1. The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term is that when he and Elizabeth Warren enter a room together the U.S. Marine Band will play “Hail to the Chiefs.”

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  2. The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term will be that he’ll say he inherited the country’s challenges from the guy who was president the previous four years.

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  3. The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term… Obama is now required to play from the blue tees…

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  4. #12 if only that were true.

    He’ll stop blaming Bush and instead blame the Republicans in Congress.

    Karl Marx and Chairman Mao paintings in place of George Washington and John Adams.

    A competent Attorney General and by competent I mean “doesn’t leave a paper trail”.

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  5. Racism will be declared a federal crime as a way of justifying the round up and execution of anyone who disagrees with liberal ideology however remote.

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  6. …United States will adopt the new Obama calendar that has 10,000 days in a year, but only for the next four years.

    …John Roberts replaces his heads/tax, tails/penalty coin with two headed wooden nickel.

    …is that wooden nickels are worth more than US dollars.

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  7. Nationalizing the alternative media…”All Our Leader’s Brilliance ALL.THE.TIME.!”

    Breitbart becomes Barrybart. Drudgereport becomes Obamreport. IMAO becomes Imperial Majesty Anointed Obama.

    Mumia Abu Jamal appointed as USAG in place of Eric Holder.

    Chris Rock as Press Secretary.

    The Joint Chiefs are replaced by the Supreme Council of The New Black Panther Party.

    Flava Flav is appointed Secretary of State.

    Oprah Winfrey is appointed Treasury Secretary. (Right after she swaps her personal fortune from dollars to rands and rubles.)

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  8. Gun control. Fienstein has already started her gun ban bill with no grandfather in clause, just like obamba wanted

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  9. …he’ll actually show up for a couple of national security meetings, but no promises on staying awake.

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  10. …bill ayers as secretary of defense.
    …david alinsky as business czar.
    …jeremiah wright as israeli ambassador.
    …ward churchill as chief librarian of the national archive.
    …the creation of the National Aerospace Moon Base Logistics Agency (NAMBLA) and the installation of barney frank as its lifetime head.

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