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The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term…

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  1. #12 if only that were true.

    He’ll stop blaming Bush and instead blame the Republicans in Congress.

    Karl Marx and Chairman Mao paintings in place of George Washington and John Adams.

    A competent Attorney General and by competent I mean “doesn’t leave a paper trail”.


  2. …United States will adopt the new Obama calendar that has 10,000 days in a year, but only for the next four years.

    …John Roberts replaces his heads/tax, tails/penalty coin with two headed wooden nickel.

    …is that wooden nickels are worth more than US dollars.


  3. Nationalizing the alternative media…”All Our Leader’s Brilliance ALL.THE.TIME.!”

    Breitbart becomes Barrybart. Drudgereport becomes Obamreport. IMAO becomes Imperial Majesty Anointed Obama.

    Mumia Abu Jamal appointed as USAG in place of Eric Holder.

    Chris Rock as Press Secretary.

    The Joint Chiefs are replaced by the Supreme Council of The New Black Panther Party.

    Flava Flav is appointed Secretary of State.

    Oprah Winfrey is appointed Treasury Secretary. (Right after she swaps her personal fortune from dollars to rands and rubles.)


  4. …bill ayers as secretary of defense.
    …david alinsky as business czar.
    …jeremiah wright as israeli ambassador.
    …ward churchill as chief librarian of the national archive.
    …the creation of the National Aerospace Moon Base Logistics Agency (NAMBLA) and the installation of barney frank as its lifetime head.


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