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The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term…
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November 8th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
From veiled socialism to blatant communism
November 8th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Blaming “evil twin” who ran the office for the last four years for all the problems of this four years.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term is that when he and Elizabeth Warren enter a room together the U.S. Marine Band will play “Hail to the Chiefs.”
November 8th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term will be that he’ll say he inherited the country’s challenges from the guy who was president the previous four years.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term will be to own a Pitt bull and wear 3 chains.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
… Mumia Abu-Jamal released from prison and named next chairman of the Federal Reserve.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
He’s going to stop even pretending he cares.
November 8th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
… is he’s really going to try this time. Really
November 8th, 2012 at 12:55 pm
…: just change – no hope.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Joe Biden’s Depends
November 8th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
He’s going to stop using the Women’s Tees when he goes golfing.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
who are we kidding… he’s as capable of change as Lindsey Lohan is capable of being drug free.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Will stop saying “Yummy” every time someone talks about a dogleg on the golf course. The joke is getting tired.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
…is shifting from creating a death panel to selling “Get out of death free” cards
November 8th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
& tuna! for #9
November 8th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
…to stop blaming the guy who ran the show for the last four years.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
The biggest change planned for Obama’s second term… Obama is now required to play from the blue tees…
November 8th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
He’s now going to help Al Qaeda live, and GM die.
November 8th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
#12 if only that were true.
He’ll stop blaming Bush and instead blame the Republicans in Congress.
Karl Marx and Chairman Mao paintings in place of George Washington and John Adams.
A competent Attorney General and by competent I mean “doesn’t leave a paper trail”.
November 8th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
… planning for all the damage he can do in his third term!
November 8th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Racism will be declared a federal crime as a way of justifying the round up and execution of anyone who disagrees with liberal ideology however remote.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
…he can now eat dog out in the open, without fear of people judging him.
November 8th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
…United States will adopt the new Obama calendar that has 10,000 days in a year, but only for the next four years.
…John Roberts replaces his heads/tax, tails/penalty coin with two headed wooden nickel.
…is that wooden nickels are worth more than US dollars.
November 8th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
The Constitution will be moved to the toilet.
November 8th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Nationalizing the alternative media…”All Our Leader’s Brilliance ALL.THE.TIME.!”
Breitbart becomes Barrybart. Drudgereport becomes Obamreport. IMAO becomes Imperial Majesty Anointed Obama.
Mumia Abu Jamal appointed as USAG in place of Eric Holder.
Chris Rock as Press Secretary.
The Joint Chiefs are replaced by the Supreme Council of The New Black Panther Party.
Flava Flav is appointed Secretary of State.
Oprah Winfrey is appointed Treasury Secretary. (Right after she swaps her personal fortune from dollars to rands and rubles.)
November 8th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
is the new Underoos that he is trying on. The are entitled “The One”.
November 8th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
He’ll stop saying that we’re better off now than we were four years ago.
November 8th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
reality starts following the script of babylon 5
November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 pm
Gun control. Fienstein has already started her gun ban bill with no grandfather in clause, just like obamba wanted
November 9th, 2012 at 1:09 am
Introduces bold new “6-6-6″ plan with free tattoo coupons.
November 9th, 2012 at 1:17 am
…he’ll actually show up for a couple of national security meetings, but no promises on staying awake.
November 9th, 2012 at 8:22 am
…bill ayers as secretary of defense.
…david alinsky as business czar.
…jeremiah wright as israeli ambassador.
…ward churchill as chief librarian of the national archive.
…the creation of the National Aerospace Moon Base Logistics Agency (NAMBLA) and the installation of barney frank as its lifetime head.
November 9th, 2012 at 8:25 am
An Executive Order making a daily serving of arugala mandatory.
November 9th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
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