Straight Line of the Day: Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…

Posted on December 20, 2012 12:00 pm

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Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…

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62 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…”

  1. Manolo says:

    Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…it was only natural to choose an androgynous person to fit the magazine’s androgynous award.

  2. Manolo says:

    Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they felt the selection would elevate the magazine’s stature to that of the Nobel Prize, and they were right.

  3. Manolo says:

    Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they wanted to build on their legacy of picking communists, fascists, socialists and radicals such as as Joseph Stalin, Deng Xiaoping, Yuri Andropov, Ayatollah Khomeini, Nikita Krushchev, Charles de Gaulle, Adolf Hitler, and Pierre Laval.

  4. Manolo says:

    Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…in the past they’d picked presidents and even the head of General Motors, but with this choice they got the president AND the head of GM.

  5. Manolo says:

    Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they believe Second Amendment rights include the right to buy targets in book stores and magazine stands, or even have them delivered by subscription to homes.

  6. RAML says:

    because obama told them to

  7. zzyzx says:

    No problem God is still Time’s deity of the year…once again.

  8. Harvey says:

    @57 – Sorry, zzyzx… Allah won for 2012.

  9. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …the mess he’s going to inherit after he’s sworn in.

  10. RightWingKiller says:

    Because Lenin, Hitler, Stalin and Mao only dreamed of destroying the United States.
    Obama actually DID IT!

  11. frogmouth says:

    because you’re a racist.

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