Straight Line of the Day: Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…

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Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…

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  1. 5.g says:
    December 20th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    … After naming Hitler in `38, Stalin in `39 & `42, Khrushchev in `57, Khomeini in `79 and Putin in 2007 how could they not?

    Dont forget Gorbachev as man of the decade-for the eighties!! I seem to remember a guy named Ronald Reagan winning the cold war but maybe I’ve got that backwards….

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  2. …they found time in the Gulag less appealing
    …they couldn’t think of anyone else who had done more for the cause of communism
    …there are no other people. You sub-humans should have figured that out by now.

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  3. “31 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…” Their first choice had been killed by Seal Team 6 at his compound.

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  4. “Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…” he closed Gitmo, created a healthy job market, fixed the economy, restored pride in America…no, wait a minute…Well, he finally got above a 50% approval rating, didn’t he?

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  5. …no matter how many times he pees down their legs they always end up believing it’s raining pee.

    …the dognapper’s note told them to.

    …they had no money to pay a photographer to shoot the real winner so they just retitled their Worse Than Hitler issue.

    …they got on the hipster irony bandwagon a little late, or created it, only time will tell.

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  6. Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…They figured they would sell a least a couple of hundred issues to Obama; So that he has a gift to give every head of state as he travels.

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  7. Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…We wanted to prove we are not racists, we do not judge people by the color of their skin…Although, he IS black, and that’s cool, dude.

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  8. Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…the editorial board was actually making a coy statement of its own impotence rather than the president’s competence.

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  9. Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they felt the selection would elevate the magazine’s stature to that of the Nobel Prize, and they were right.

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  10. Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they wanted to build on their legacy of picking communists, fascists, socialists and radicals such as as Joseph Stalin, Deng Xiaoping, Yuri Andropov, Ayatollah Khomeini, Nikita Krushchev, Charles de Gaulle, Adolf Hitler, and Pierre Laval.

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  11. Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…in the past they’d picked presidents and even the head of General Motors, but with this choice they got the president AND the head of GM.

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  12. Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they believe Second Amendment rights include the right to buy targets in book stores and magazine stands, or even have them delivered by subscription to homes.

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