Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…

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Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…

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  1. Hussain Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and disarmed.

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  2. Tito Castro…the one Castro brother whose name everyone remembers even though his solo career never took off.

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  3. …Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who is actually less dead than Fidel, shows more brain activity than Raul, and is as Cuban as Hugo Chavez.

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  4. The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”

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  5. @1 “…the staff of MSNBC, of course.” – Son of Bob
    … Would that make them El Pressidente?

    … Charo, in a kitschy, Koch-y coup.

    … a Hungarian, surprisingly enough — yet Rubik’s Cuba will stymie many and defeat some.

    … Mary L. Boatlift

    … Castro GTX (like Fidel, good for either 2 or 4 strokes)

    … Gulag-an (along with the Skipper, the Professor, and the rest)

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  6. … it would have to be someone with a unparalleled and deep love for cigars… I can’t think of any more appropriate than Monica Lewinsky.

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  7. … whoever contributes the most money to Obama’s “no, this isn’t just cash for access” club

    … escaped Al Quida terrorist from Gitmo (#BlameSequestration)

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  8. …someone whose lack of acheivement and unparalleled failure rate can only be chosen by the voters of the United States.

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  9. …someone other than Mayor Bloomberg, because the people there are not allowed to have even 16 ounces of anything already.

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