Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…
…the staff of MSNBC, of course.
Hussain Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and disarmed.
…Caul Rastro.
…Bill Clinton. Because Cuban chicks are hot!
…Zombie Fidel.
…the ghost of Ernesto Guevara
…Michelle Obama.
@Marc
…the holey ghost of Ernesto Guevara.
FIFY.
No-one because …SEQUESTER!!!!!!!!!
…Fidel
Jason Castro… from American Idol Season 7
Barackidel Obastro
– Candy Crowley
– Hugo Chavez
– Joe Biden
– Justin Bieber
– Ozzy Osbourne
– Octomom
Melanie Haber!
Melanie Haber?
Audrey Farber?
Audrey Farber?
Susan Underhill?
Susan Underhill?
Betty Jo Bialowski!
Oh, you must mean Nancy.
Sean MacFarlane.
Ricky Ricardo
…or just Rick
Tito Castro…the one Castro brother whose name everyone remembers even though his solo career never took off.
Brian Wilson (not the Beach Boy)
The Real Housewives of Havana
…Raoul Duke. Coming Soon: The Rum Diary II
Billy Gibbons or Dusty Hill
@Rodney
#14 the way-back machine!
Arne Flapdoodle, president of the Funny Names Club
…King Stupid.
@FormerHostage: #23 – I just fade out my voice like this and cue the orchestra.
…Joe Biden, because he doesn’t take no malarkey from civilians.
…a 1957 Chevy.
… a cigar with White House experience.
@27 Jimmy: a Castro convertible
@29… with red sidewalls!
… delegated to a head-junta agency.
… next to imPOSsible.
Pope Benedict XVI
… a Cuba Libretarian.
… my lil’ frien’.
Vizzini
Jose Jalepeno . . . on a stick
An Obama Appointment
Michelle Obama . . . never too soon to plan for Barry’s retirement.
…Raul Castrati, if he has the balls to stand up to the United States of Obama.
Emperor Palpatine
…Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who is actually less dead than Fidel, shows more brain activity than Raul, and is as Cuban as Hugo Chavez.
…an inanimate carbon rod.
…anyone from San Francisco’s Castro District.
… who cares?
… Obama… and the island will be renamed “Elba”
…a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?)
@43 – you ruined the Internet with that sick joke.
Prescription: Bacon!
Maybe Pollux can take over.
Barack Raulsain Obamanista, el Presidente of all 58 estados unidos.
Sonia Sotomayor
His name . . . Jose Jimenez.
The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”
Fernando Lamas…Everyone likes to be told that they look “Marvolous”.
Hillary Clinton..Because Cuban chicks are hot! {winks at DamnCat @4.}
@1 “…the staff of MSNBC, of course.” – Son of Bob
… Would that make them El Pressidente?
… Charo, in a kitschy, Koch-y coup.
… a Hungarian, surprisingly enough — yet Rubik’s Cuba will stymie many and defeat some.
… Mary L. Boatlift
… Castro GTX (like Fidel, good for either 2 or 4 strokes)
… Gulag-an (along with the Skipper, the Professor, and the rest)
Grumpy Cat
. . . former New York City Mayor Bloomberg.
Chuck Hagel
Janet Napolitano
Eric Holder
… it would have to be someone with a unparalleled and deep love for cigars… I can’t think of any more appropriate than Monica Lewinsky.
… whoever contributes the most money to Obama’s “no, this isn’t just cash for access” club
… escaped Al Quida terrorist from Gitmo (#BlameSequestration)
@57 blarg – …and there’s a beard where the cigar goes as well….
…someone whose lack of acheivement and unparalleled failure rate can only be chosen by the voters of the United States.
…someone other than Mayor Bloomberg, because the people there are not allowed to have even 16 ounces of anything already.
A PSA video by Hollywood elites demanding a plan now.
Fulgencio Batista
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