Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…

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The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…

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  1. …was Ray Nagin telling MasterBlaster to turn off the power. “Who controls Bartertown!” (h/t Jonah Goldberg)

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  2. Ray Lewis was conducting static electricity experiments in the locker room at half time — rubbing Niner’s fans on his head and sticking them to the ceiling.

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  3. …Beyonce’s (sp?) horrible half-time show caused delayed Jewell heating in the stadium’s cheap, copper wiring and it finally melted.

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  4. …it was a distraction so that IRS agents could sneak into your house and steal money from your wallet.

    …following Obama’s lead, the stadium management decided they could just continue to use as much power as they wanted without regard for how much power was actually available.

    …Electrician’s Union break.

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  5. The youngest Harbaugh brother, Joe, was upset that his brothers got to coach teams in the Super Bowl but he didn’t. So he pulled the plug on the lights to teach them a lesson.

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  6. …..goes back to the fact that restoring power after Katrina was a Government project. It was bound to fail at the least opportune time.

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  7. …tamales + Michelle = Bathroom Break = Ain’t nobody starting that game til I get some more toilet paper in here!!!

    …Ray Lewis’s eye black was using steroids.

    …scheduling mistake had Obama at the stadium for his Sunday skeet shoot.

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  8. … Joe Biden wanted to see what happened if he stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. Let’s be fair : wouldn’t YOU like to see what would happen if Biden stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet?

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  9. … Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious spark.

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  10. “. . . was Booosh!” says every Democrat.

    “. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.

    “. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.

    “. . . was union labor” says every Republican.

    “. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.

    “. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.

    ” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?

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  11. I was working on a Chris Christie angle but CarolyntheSuperMommy beat me to it – fortunately.

    I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.

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  12. …was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game

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  13. . . . the Solar Panels had to have a sunlamp installed, since the three car batteries had been exhaqusted.

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  14. . . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.

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  15. Writer, do you have the feeling we haven’t seen the last of Chris Christie, unfortunately?

    I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.

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  16. @Jimmy #58 – Chris Christie? R.O.U.S?* I don’t beleef dey exist.

    Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.

    *(Republican Of Unusual Size)

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