Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…

Posted on February 6, 2013 12:00 pm

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The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…”

  1. Apostic says:

    …was Ray Nagin telling MasterBlaster to turn off the power. “Who controls Bartertown!” (h/t Jonah Goldberg)

  2. Greg says:

    0bama needed the electricity for his teleprompter.

  3. Apostic says:

    …will only be known to agents J, K, L, Z….

  4. Oppo says:

    … was the “drink when Obama refers to blames others” game.

  5. Scott says:

    … was Obama testing his new domestic EMP drone…

  6. rodney dill says:

    Joe Biden tripped on an electrical cord and pulled it out of the wall.

  7. Richard B says:

    Too many Obamaphones being charged

  8. rodney dill says:

    Dean Winters had tickets to the game.

  9. Rusty says:

    …was Bush’s fault!

  10. rodney dill says:

    Ray Lewis was conducting static electricity experiments in the locker room at half time — rubbing Niner’s fans on his head and sticking them to the ceiling.

  11. rodney dill says:

    The Heart of Gold passed by… their was a coverup for the whale and potted petunia that landed in the parking lot.

  12. rodney dill says:

    The Gauss busters crossed the streams.

  13. Carpenter says:

    ….the subliminal mind control device malfunctioned.

  14. gsmtiger says:

    …Joe was playing vending machine by sticking his trillion dollar coin in the outlets.

  15. rodney dill says:

    The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl… RACISTS!!!

  16. blarg says:

    Obama tried to cook a hot dog in the microwave and shorted it out because he forgot to remove the collar.

  17. Jimmy says:

    …Beyonce’s (sp?) horrible half-time show caused delayed Jewell heating in the stadium’s cheap, copper wiring and it finally melted.

  18. blarg says:

    …a coal plant producing power for the event had to shut down because of new environmental regulations.

  19. Apostic says:

    11 rodney dill

    Of course, you realize this is impossible improbable.

  20. Rayfan87 says:

    Obama wanted to set the new record for ‘most people in the Superdome without power’

  21. spacemonkey says:


  22. AwesometificAmerican says:

    was to make the 49 team and fans feel more at home since they are used to rolling blackouts.

  23. Cliff says:……..Too many people watching the Skittles commercial. :-(

  24. tomg51 says:

    …was someone started a 2nd line, but didn’t synchronize

  25. rodney dill says:

    It wasn’t just 220, 221, or whatever it takes…

  26. rodney dill says:

    ….Clark Griswold finally got his Christmas lights working…

    …Emmit Brown needed 1.21 Gigawatts… quick…

  27. blarg says:

    …it was a distraction so that IRS agents could sneak into your house and steal money from your wallet.

    …following Obama’s lead, the stadium management decided they could just continue to use as much power as they wanted without regard for how much power was actually available.

    …Electrician’s Union break.

  28. rodney dill says:

    @tomg51 – #24 – I hate when THAT happens.

  29. blarg says:

    …the censors thought they saw a boob, but it was just Biden

  30. rodney dill says:

    …at the Chevy Volts in the parking lot had to be charged sometime.

  31. rodney dill says:

    @Apostic, 19

    Infinitely so.

  32. CTCompromise says:

    ….New Orleans didn’t get enough “Federal dolla’s” to pay the electric bill in full.

  33. CTCompromise says:

    ….49ers needed more time to revamp their game plan.

  34. Ernie Loco says:

    The youngest Harbaugh brother, Joe, was upset that his brothers got to coach teams in the Super Bowl but he didn’t. So he pulled the plug on the lights to teach them a lesson.

  35. CTCompromise says:


  36. CTCompromise says:

    …..goes back to the fact that restoring power after Katrina was a Government project. It was bound to fail at the least opportune time.

  37. CTCompromise says:

    …was a reminder that it is Black History Month.

  38. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. hey listen: one way or the other Belichick makes his presence known

  39. g says:

    … Bane!!

  40. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    They ran out of terms to say are racist because they contain the word ‘black’.

  41. Jimmy says:

    …hurricane Katrina!

  42. Oppo says:

    …. Johnny, in the control tower pulling the plug and saying “Just kidding!”

  43. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … George Bush, obviously

  44. Dohtimes says:

    …tamales + Michelle = Bathroom Break = Ain’t nobody starting that game til I get some more toilet paper in here!!!

    …Ray Lewis’s eye black was using steroids.

    …scheduling mistake had Obama at the stadium for his Sunday skeet shoot.

  45. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … Joe Biden wanted to see what happened if he stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. Let’s be fair : wouldn’t YOU like to see what would happen if Biden stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet?

  46. Jimmy says:

    …the lighting system had just had enough of the all those cheerfully gay, San Francisco fans.

  47. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious spark.

  48. Matt Musson says:

    The EverReady Bunny had one too many hurricanes!

  49. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    @ CarolyntheMommy #38:

    The Dome got Grontkowskied!

  50. Crabby Old Bat says:

    “. . . was Booosh!” says every Democrat.

    “. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.

    “. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.

    “. . . was union labor” says every Republican.

    “. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.

    “. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.

    ” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?

  51. NoMoBama says:

    The sun went down and the wind stopped blowing.

  52. Jimmy says:

    I was working on a Chris Christie angle but CarolyntheSuperMommy beat me to it – fortunately.

    I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.

  53. a guy named Rob says:

    …was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game

  54. a guy named Rob says:

    …was caused by a mischievous 6th grader with a potato and 2 wires hooking in

  55. Writer says:

    . . . the Solar Panels had to have a sunlamp installed, since the three car batteries had been exhaqusted.

  56. Writer says:

    . . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.

  57. Writer says:

    . . . the FCC demanded a hurricane drill at that time.

  58. Jimmy says:

    Writer, do you have the feeling we haven’t seen the last of Chris Christie, unfortunately?

    I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.

  59. CTCompromise says:

    …New Orleans was depending on Solyndra to provide 34 minutes of power.

  60. CTCompromise says:

    …more time for those $4,000,000,000.00=30 second ads.

  61. rodney dill says:

    Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting

  62. rodney dill says:

    @Jimmy #58 – Chris Christie? R.O.U.S?* I don’t beleef dey exist.

    Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.

    *(Republican Of Unusual Size)

  63. Writer says:

    Jimmy, isn’t it difficult to see the last of him?

  64. jerome says:

    ……Buffalo Wild Wings had to film a new commercial

  65. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …according to Kanye West, is that George Bush doesn’t care about blackouts.

  66. FormerHostage says:

    …the hamster suffered a massive coronary and they didn’t have a backup.

  67. cheeseball says:

    …deep in the bowels of the Superdome a lonely janitor plugged in his toaster.

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