Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…
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The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…
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February 6th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
…was Ray Nagin telling MasterBlaster to turn off the power. “Who controls Bartertown!” (h/t Jonah Goldberg)
February 6th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
0bama needed the electricity for his teleprompter.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
…will only be known to agents J, K, L, Z….
February 6th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
… was the “drink when Obama refers to blames others” game.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
… was Obama testing his new domestic EMP drone…
February 6th, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Joe Biden tripped on an electrical cord and pulled it out of the wall.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Too many Obamaphones being charged
February 6th, 2013 at 12:17 pm
Dean Winters had tickets to the game.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
…was Bush’s fault!
February 6th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Ray Lewis was conducting static electricity experiments in the locker room at half time — rubbing Niner’s fans on his head and sticking them to the ceiling.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
The Heart of Gold passed by… their was a coverup for the whale and potted petunia that landed in the parking lot.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
The Gauss busters crossed the streams.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
….the subliminal mind control device malfunctioned.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
…Joe was playing vending machine by sticking his trillion dollar coin in the outlets.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl… RACISTS!!!
February 6th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Obama tried to cook a hot dog in the microwave and shorted it out because he forgot to remove the collar.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
…Beyonce’s (sp?) horrible half-time show caused delayed Jewell heating in the stadium’s cheap, copper wiring and it finally melted.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
…a coal plant producing power for the event had to shut down because of new environmental regulations.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
11 rodney dill
Of course, you realize this is
impossibleimprobable.February 6th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Obama wanted to set the new record for ‘most people in the Superdome without power’
February 6th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
42?
February 6th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
was to make the 49 team and fans feel more at home since they are used to rolling blackouts.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7EGjaxhTWs……..Too many people watching the Skittles commercial.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
…was someone started a 2nd line, but didn’t synchronize
February 6th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
It wasn’t just 220, 221, or whatever it takes…
February 6th, 2013 at 12:53 pm
….Clark Griswold finally got his Christmas lights working…
…Emmit Brown needed 1.21 Gigawatts… quick…
February 6th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
…it was a distraction so that IRS agents could sneak into your house and steal money from your wallet.
…following Obama’s lead, the stadium management decided they could just continue to use as much power as they wanted without regard for how much power was actually available.
…Electrician’s Union break.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
@tomg51 – #24 – I hate when THAT happens.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:57 pm
…the censors thought they saw a boob, but it was just Biden
February 6th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
…at the Chevy Volts in the parking lot had to be charged sometime.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:01 pm
@Apostic, 19
Infinitely so.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
….New Orleans didn’t get enough “Federal dolla’s” to pay the electric bill in full.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
….49ers needed more time to revamp their game plan.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
The youngest Harbaugh brother, Joe, was upset that his brothers got to coach teams in the Super Bowl but he didn’t. So he pulled the plug on the lights to teach them a lesson.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:11 pm
…..Looting.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
…..goes back to the fact that restoring power after Katrina was a Government project. It was bound to fail at the least opportune time.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
…was a reminder that it is Black History Month.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
…. hey listen: one way or the other Belichick makes his presence known
February 6th, 2013 at 1:23 pm
… Bane!!
February 6th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
They ran out of terms to say are racist because they contain the word ‘black’.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
…hurricane Katrina!
February 6th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
…. Johnny, in the control tower pulling the plug and saying “Just kidding!”
February 6th, 2013 at 2:06 pm
… George Bush, obviously
February 6th, 2013 at 2:14 pm
…tamales + Michelle = Bathroom Break = Ain’t nobody starting that game til I get some more toilet paper in here!!!
…Ray Lewis’s eye black was using steroids.
…scheduling mistake had Obama at the stadium for his Sunday skeet shoot.
February 6th, 2013 at 3:01 pm
… Joe Biden wanted to see what happened if he stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. Let’s be fair : wouldn’t YOU like to see what would happen if Biden stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet?
February 6th, 2013 at 3:06 pm
…the lighting system had just had enough of the all those cheerfully gay, San Francisco fans.
February 6th, 2013 at 3:40 pm
… Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious spark.
February 6th, 2013 at 3:42 pm
The EverReady Bunny had one too many hurricanes!
February 6th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
@ CarolyntheMommy #38:
The Dome got Grontkowskied!
February 6th, 2013 at 5:32 pm
“. . . was Booosh!” says every Democrat.
“. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.
“. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.
“. . . was union labor” says every Republican.
“. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.
“. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.
” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?
February 6th, 2013 at 5:52 pm
The sun went down and the wind stopped blowing.
February 6th, 2013 at 6:12 pm
I was working on a Chris Christie angle but CarolyntheSuperMommy beat me to it – fortunately.
I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.
February 6th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
…was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game
February 6th, 2013 at 6:40 pm
…was caused by a mischievous 6th grader with a potato and 2 wires hooking in
February 6th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
. . . the Solar Panels had to have a sunlamp installed, since the three car batteries had been exhaqusted.
February 6th, 2013 at 7:34 pm
. . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.
February 6th, 2013 at 7:36 pm
. . . the FCC demanded a hurricane drill at that time.
February 6th, 2013 at 7:38 pm
Writer, do you have the feeling we haven’t seen the last of Chris Christie, unfortunately?
I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.
February 6th, 2013 at 8:47 pm
…New Orleans was depending on Solyndra to provide 34 minutes of power.
February 6th, 2013 at 8:51 pm
…more time for those $4,000,000,000.00=30 second ads.
February 6th, 2013 at 9:19 pm
Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting
February 6th, 2013 at 9:21 pm
@Jimmy #58 – Chris Christie? R.O.U.S?* I don’t beleef dey exist.
Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.
*(Republican Of Unusual Size)
February 6th, 2013 at 10:07 pm
Jimmy, isn’t it difficult to see the last of him?
February 7th, 2013 at 12:41 am
……Buffalo Wild Wings had to film a new commercial
February 7th, 2013 at 12:46 am
…according to Kanye West, is that George Bush doesn’t care about blackouts.
February 7th, 2013 at 9:16 am
…the hamster suffered a massive coronary and they didn’t have a backup.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:01 pm
…deep in the bowels of the Superdome a lonely janitor plugged in his toaster.
February 7th, 2013 at 3:44 pm
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