Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…”
(Post includes a picture of the actual White House tweet)
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, I’ll have a new line for you tomorrow.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

You’d think I would have placed better, just using the “shots on goal” theory…
Riding the hot goalie.
In the sport I used to play, they’re known as “offensive rebounds.”
We used to call ’em “Bricks”.
Wait. Walrus, did you call me hot? 🙂
can of spam, do you not like my kiss up cookies, sweetie?
Cookie makers Cookie makers
Can’t be beat
Cookie makers Do it
Do it On sheets
Cookie makers Cookie makers
Get all the lovin’
Cookie makers Do it
Do it In the oven
Kiss up cookies are kind of the “booby prize” for not placing. Which would be more fun if the prize was indeed boobies.
@7 – Here’s your prize:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_Booby
@7 You sir, are insinuating that my kiss up cookies are in some way less worthy than other prizes? That is what you are saying?
Yes he is. [cookie Nazi]NO COOKIES FOR HIM![/cookie Nazi]
I compete for the honor of placing high on the list. Cookies give me the sugar high I need to be insane enough to come up with my lines.