Random Thoughts: Perfect Crime, Hillary, and the IRS

Posted on June 23, 2014 9:04 am

Give to the Liberty Island campaign – not just because they’re publishing me, but because it’s the right thing to do.

Know what’s the perfect crime? Murdering a jury. You can’t get a fair trial because any jury will be biased against you.

So this rapist everyone is talking about that Hillary defended — is that her husband or someone else?

So if you’re a true soccer fan, is a game with as many goals in it as the Switzerland/France game really boring?

Despite all the scandals, polls show the public still has a 34% confidence that the IRS wouldn’t punch a baby in the face just for fun.

A tie! Everybody’s a winner!

If you can end on a tie, it’s not actually a sport.

I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?

Man, I’m good at pitching woo. Had a 100mph fastball going. Nearly took her head off.

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5 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Perfect Crime, Hillary, and the IRS”

  1. FredKey says:

    Switzerland/France sounds like a great game – one side refuses to shoot and if it does, the other side gives up.

    Yes, everyone in the World Cup gets a participation medal.

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?

    Am I mis-remembering, or were you plugging Three Day Blinds a few years back? Or is blinds.com actually Three Day Blinds under a different name?

  3. Doug says:

    “Give to the Liberty Island campaign – not just because they’re publishing me, but because it’s the right thing to do.”
    Do it for the children! FrankJ’s children. Buttercup and her little brother.

  4. Chuck says:

    You know there was an NFL game that ended in a tie either last season of the season before, but recently. I’m saddened to hear football is no longer a sport.

  5. CCO says:

    Pitching woo–wowsers, I thought my lingo was throw back. I like it. I need to work on mine myself. Reminds me of the way my ninety-something landlady would use “making love” in the same way that Edgar Rice Burroughs did in A Princess of Mars.

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