Give to the Liberty Island campaign – not just because they’re publishing me, but because it’s the right thing to do.
Know what’s the perfect crime? Murdering a jury. You can’t get a fair trial because any jury will be biased against you.
So this rapist everyone is talking about that Hillary defended — is that her husband or someone else?
So if you’re a true soccer fan, is a game with as many goals in it as the Switzerland/France game really boring?
Despite all the scandals, polls show the public still has a 34% confidence that the IRS wouldn’t punch a baby in the face just for fun.
A tie! Everybody’s a winner!
If you can end on a tie, it’s not actually a sport.
I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?
Man, I’m good at pitching woo. Had a 100mph fastball going. Nearly took her head off.

Switzerland/France sounds like a great game – one side refuses to shoot and if it does, the other side gives up.
Yes, everyone in the World Cup gets a participation medal.
I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?
Am I mis-remembering, or were you plugging Three Day Blinds a few years back? Or is blinds.com actually Three Day Blinds under a different name?
“Give to the Liberty Island campaign – not just because they’re publishing me, but because it’s the right thing to do.”
Do it for the children! FrankJ’s children. Buttercup and her little brother.
You know there was an NFL game that ended in a tie either last season of the season before, but recently. I’m saddened to hear football is no longer a sport.
Pitching woo–wowsers, I thought my lingo was throw back. I like it. I need to work on mine myself. Reminds me of the way my ninety-something landlady would use “making love” in the same way that Edgar Rice Burroughs did in A Princess of Mars.