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Know what’s the perfect crime? Murdering a jury. You can’t get a fair trial because any jury will be biased against you.
So this rapist everyone is talking about that Hillary defended — is that her husband or someone else?
So if you’re a true soccer fan, is a game with as many goals in it as the Switzerland/France game really boring?
Despite all the scandals, polls show the public still has a 34% confidence that the IRS wouldn’t punch a baby in the face just for fun.
A tie! Everybody’s a winner!
If you can end on a tie, it’s not actually a sport.
I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?
Man, I’m good at pitching woo. Had a 100mph fastball going. Nearly took her head off.