Experts say that Iraq has tons of chemical weapons. If we had it together though, the headline would read, “Iraq had tons of chemical weapons, as determined from trace elements found on the ash that once was Baghdad.” I hate to repeat myself (though it is easier than coming up with new stuff to say), but why haven’t we taken out Saddam yet? I mean even we don’t find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, at least we killed an evil dictator. It’s not like instead of finding evidence of bio-weapons we’ll find evidence that he secretly ran charities to fight world hunger and give puppies to orphans. “Man, do we fell bad now; we totally misjudged Saddam. Because of our unilateralism, we killed him for nothing more than wanting to help children.”
Now Mandela is getting on our case about wanting to attack Iraq. He doesn’t want us to go bombing countries on our own since we’re the only superpower and need to set an example. What the hell? That’s like saying to Superman, “Hey, don’t go flying around shooting laser out your eyes; it scares children.” What’s the point of being a superpower if we don’t throw our weight around for the cause of good? I don’t know who Mandela is, what’s his story, or where Africa is, but, if he is really concerned about the world, he should start some bake sales to get money for more American cruise missiles.
