Arafat wants to pass a law banning murder-suicide bombings. I guess he ain’t so bad after all. Let’s kill him last.

Rand Simberg points out a serious and moving column by Dave Barry about Flight 93 and adds his own thoughts to it.

I was justing thinking how great it was that there are a few other countries out there sensible enough to back us, but then I find our local-Europeans, the Canadians, won’t support our attack on Iraq. How can they be such losers when they’re so close to America all the time; you think we’d rub off on them more than the European ninnies across the pond. Of course, it’s not like they have to worry because they know we’re right here and will stop any attacks, those ungreatful, hockey-playing bastards. But I guess I shouldn’t expect anything more from them; if I remember history right (and I don’t), at the dawn of our new nation, we banished all those who were too big of a loser to be a part of our kick ass country to the barren lands of Canada where they would surely die either from the cold or by being eaten by the meese. Unfortunately, they somehow survived, and many became hilarious comedians. The best ones moved here, still leaving the lands of Canada populated by those too big of a reject to be Americans.

Rachel Lucas has found out that her father links Bill Clinton to Osama bin Laden. I have notified the FBI, and they have assured me they will investigate it sometime within the next decade.

Now China has blocked AltaVista in addition to Google just to make it clear to everyone they’re still evil Commies. They can’t have information going unfiltered to their populace making them realize how much better life would be if they just lynched all the Reds in charge. There doesn’t seem to be any official statement on either AltaVista’s or Google’s webpage, but hopefully they’ll do the proper American thing by responding, “Screw you, you stupid Commie bastards!” and then make one result of every search something embarrassing to the Chinese government.

I think Clinton has begun to think of other people than himself. Carter made a fool of himself with his Washington Post Op-ed on the war on terror, so Clinton comes to his rescue by giving an opinion so asinine it makes Carter look like Henry Kissinger in comparison. We should find Osama bin Laden before we go after Saddam? Does he even listen to himself? So he thinks we need to find beardo first when all that’s possibly left of him is his thigh bone before we go after someone who actually kill people now.

That anyone ever voted for that man is going to go down in history as one of America’s worst atrocities, right alongside slavery and the internment of Japanese-Americans.

My man Eugene Volokh rips apart yet some more gun stupidity where the Violence Policy Center has made Alexander Hamilton their poster boy for handgun violence, like he was killed in a gang shooting crossfire or something. He fought a duel, you nitwits! Why is it when guns are involved that many people resort to the most twisted of logic? I always thought the main attack of a gun was to fire a bullet, but, apparently, it also has the power to turn some people into drooling idiots.

I first started reading The Guardian after September 11th, and, if I needed a straw man to argue against, there seems to be no better source than their columnists. Every once in a while, there is something intelligent there worth reading, but most of the time it’s like staring at a car wreck. Today’s column by Polly Toynbee is one such example. It’s yet another “religion is the source of all that’s bad in the world” spiel prompted by the refusing of “secularists” (admittedly a nicer sounding term than the ‘a’ word) to help make something called the Thought of the Day for some radio station. My favorite line from her fanatical rant is “The Pope kills millions through his reckless spreading of Aids.” Who knew such an old man could get around like that? I guess that should quell any argument about him being so feeble he must retire. The other great line is how she argues the proof that morality is inherent in everyone is a child crying out, “Unfair!” Well, that is the liberal motto… and arguably my most hated term of all. Fair and Unfair are the bastard, in and out of juvee children of Just and Unjust, cried by ninnies who want things their way irregardless of others. Anyone who takes whining as a sign of morality is a scary person indeed.

The Senate has voted 87-6 to arm pilots. Yay guns! Even Hollings, who’s an ass, voted for it. It’s just nice to see such universal support for a measure involving guns; it’s as if almost all the Senators were thinking rationally. Now I just wonder if we can get a universal conceal and carry bill passed through.

I read this funny rant about rainforests on Right Wing News today, and it reminded me of the very first political rant I ever wrote. It was written a number of years back during my Freshman year of college when I was young, naive, and not as hard-hearted as I am now. Luckily, I found it’s still floating around the internet and found a link to it. It’s entitled “What the Hell is a Rainforest?”

China has blocked Google, because… well… because they’re evil, stupid commie bastards. Can’t have people searching for things that aren’t government approved, you know? Google took a hit in my mind when I found out from Geeks With Guns (last item of 29th of August entry) that they wussed out like Ebay and won’t accept any ads dealing with weapons, but getting banned by China helps my opinion. Hopefully Google will stand strong like a true American company should.

The link some loyalist terrorist supporter using the pseudonym G.G. was hassling Emily Jones over is The Portadown News. Definitely an interesting read; I just need to figure out what some of that Irish slang means.

Emily has a great site, and hopefully she’ll get back to posting soon.

If failure took human form and then penned an op-ed piece on the war on terror, this is what it would look like.