I was justing thinking how great it was that there are a few other countries out there sensible enough to back us, but then I find our local-Europeans, the Canadians, won’t support our attack on Iraq. How can they be such losers when they’re so close to America all the time; you think we’d rub off on them more than the European ninnies across the pond. Of course, it’s not like they have to worry because they know we’re right here and will stop any attacks, those ungreatful, hockey-playing bastards. But I guess I shouldn’t expect anything more from them; if I remember history right (and I don’t), at the dawn of our new nation, we banished all those who were too big of a loser to be a part of our kick ass country to the barren lands of Canada where they would surely die either from the cold or by being eaten by the meese. Unfortunately, they somehow survived, and many became hilarious comedians. The best ones moved here, still leaving the lands of Canada populated by those too big of a reject to be Americans.
Who the f*** do you think you are bitch! You mother f***in rednecks have actualy no freedom!
The only things you asses really want to do is to kill and attact other nations. Canada did not want to help you sister f***in hillbillys because you fukin Americans killed Canadian soldiers in Afganistan and had to be pulled out of the war. Americans do have some stupid coments to canadians like eh. You bitches say eh more than Canadians like in the Simpsons why does Homer and Mr.Burns say eh? I was not happy about the september 11 attacts that were done by Muslims but after the attacts Americans started to treat Muslims very poorly in America and in Muslim nations.Hey you racist mother f***ers it doesn’t mean every Muslim in the world are bad.Canada gave you two of the worlds most popular sports and they are Basketball and Hockey you bitches.Last night was a great night because i just put the American fag in flames and man did i feel good. Now its time what i wanted to say to an American for along time…………………….AMERICA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
Canada and America both suck!! Admittedly, America sucks a lot more than Canada. And I am talking about huge suckiness. America is the worst of all countries. No wonder everyone hates Americans; they are ignorant and naive idiots. I don’t blame anyone for attacking America, you deserve it. You deserve to be killed. You deserved to be hated. It is your own fault that you suck. It is your own fault that you are stupid hill-billy morons! AMERICA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
F*** you all mother f***ing bitches who made this site the reason we wont support you sick ass f***s in the Iraqi war is becuase we dont want to die and canada kicks ass and america sucks is my best friend and hes rite u bombed us u stupid f***s you guys are fukin stupid ass bitches who still live with their moms and cant even afford a 1984 Toyota Corrola Sprinter Trueno and all you gay ass bitchs love da cock well we here are prety much straight you guys have guys on your cocks then all the american chicks will start to like mother fuking girls you gay ass mother f***ers f***s stop dissin us you f*** ass homos nothing gives you that right and If I ever found you I would beet the f***ing shit outta you f***ing gay ass homos you guys are gay ass computer nerds who still cant afford that 1984 Toyota Corrala Sprinter Trueno as in all shut the f*** up u bitches and get f***ing job DUMBASSES.
!AMERICA SUCKS AND F***S DICK!
From Infinity Zero
Learn how to spell MOOSE Bitch ass mother f***ers
Thank you for your interest in IMAO.us, and you are certainly free to read it anytime you want, but I need to remind of the Information on the Internet Act (Resolution 756). This resolution was developed in mind to keep the internet full of information that could be useful to other people, and it was thus determined by committee that Canada has no useful information and, though they are free to read America’s internet, they are not allowed to post any information on the internet as it will simply clutter and obscure useful things that people like Americans may have to say. You’ll probably get a warning for the first offense, but, if you continue offending, your IP will be banned and your neighborhood saturation bombed. I know this may anger you so much you’ll break your hockey sticks, but, remember, this is to help keep the internet as a useful information tool for everyone in the world.
Cordially,
Frank J.
Wow. See what happens when you let them take your guns away? The only thing you can do is rant incoherently and hope not to be prosecuted for hate speech.
Poor Canadians…
Obviously, there is some serious culture envy going on here…. Thats why all those Canadians end up slipping down here, and becoming comedians, singers, anchormen, etc..
But they don’t tell us they’re Canadian, they just pretend to be Americans, and we don’t find out until we’re watching Biography, or some special on E!.
Anyway, its pathetic… I’m sorry you guys are not Americans… maybe we could alieviate that with a limited military action… you know, LIBERATE Canada… I always thought that it was a shame that Alaska had to sit up there all by itself anyway… If we took over Canada, then the US would be totally connected….
Now what to do about Hawaii…????
Wait, Canadians gave us basketball??????? Now, from what I remember, it was invented in the US. Sure, it was by a guy born in Canada, but obviously, he must think that Canada sucks and hides his Canadian roots well, as he moved to the US and invented basketball in Massachusetts. And hockey is the world’s most popular sport??? Actually, it’s the 10th most popular at a grand total of 3 million participants, just above Judo and 15 million less participants than Team Handball and 47 million less than the extremely popular Dragon Boat Racing. Check out the stats here:
http://www.johann-sandra.com/popular.htm
PLEASE liberate Canada! Those whiners in the first posts must be from toronto or ottawa, the dirt commies that oppress the rest of this country. Hell, if you liberate western canada, we’ll even teach you guys how to brew decent beer!
I agree with this motha f***er who keeps on saying america sucks.
Yo Frank J. you must be a other screwed American mother f***er for making this site well Frank your sucks bitch!
STOP F***ING BUSH’S DICK!!!
O’Canada
Americans are f***ed in their head
True that they are screwed
In all OUR sence command
In rotting hearts
The world hates
You f***in poor ass fags
And still ill say stop being fags
And go F*** BUSHES DICK!
Why do you bitch ass Americans keep thinking you ass-clowns created basketball???????? Why do you Mother f***ers play the sport if it was created by a man with Canadian BLOOD??? Hey every sport moves on to a different country so thats why he moved to your bitch wastful country.You bitch ass hillbillies think you created everything but all the things that America created yet makes me want to puke!!!!!!!!
Where do these Canucks learn to spell? Also, their punctuation is atrocious! Don’t they have schools up there? And what happened to the polite Canadians as depicted in the hilarious movie, “Canadian Bacon?” As I remember, they were extremely nice…these morons speak like gang-bangers from LA!
I’d say liberation is definitely in order! If only to give them English lessons!!
Dave you f***in fag! why the hell you making fun of your own American city LA bitch!
Why the hell are you saying that Canadians can’t spell? You stupid American fags don’t see that you bastards are the ones that can’t spell. The ass that made this website was trying to spell moose but spelled it meese. What the f***! As my friend Infinity Zero said,”Learn how to spell moose bitch ass mother f***ers,”well I agree on that. When I was on the net searching for how much Americans suck,I ran into an American site that had so much spelling mistakes that rite away I knew it must of been an American website and it was. These are the spelling mistakes you American hillbillies made,Canadia,Whane Grtzkee,and Tom Hurtnz.
I think you hillbillies are the ones that need english lessons!!! Learn how to spell bitch ass mother f***ers
Did you know that America is the 5th country in the world with the most fat people. Get off your ass and get a job fags and stop eating to much!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I bet these people aren’t even from Canada. A couple of school kids from a U.S. suburb, who dislike canadia, are justing trying to make them look like imbeciles.
They’re doing a good job.
It’s called a joke, numbnuts. The plural of goose is geese, so I referred to multiple moose as “meese”. Are you people really this dumb as to not understand satire?
“Meese”! Are YOU People this dumb?!? I name you the worst mother f***ers with the dumbest jokes. Your just an another no good,cock sucking,hillbilly American that just master bates all day long and f***s his cows.When you guys chant USA,USA there is room for one more word is sucks.So I chant it USA SUCKS,USA SUCKS and man I am so proud to be an Un-American!!!!
AMERICA SUCKS AND F***S COCK!!!!!!!!
Meese? I get your part of the moose but geese. Geese also live in America numbnuts.
I think that without America being where it is, Canada would be taken over by the Mexicans. The Mexicans are much more bloodthirsty and spiteful. Although they do have mandantory siestas… I still give them the edge seeing as they descended generally from feudal Indian states like the Aztecs and Incas and Mayans (who were also very intelligent), the Spaniards, and Africans. All three of these lineages are far superior to N. American peacepipe smoking indians who were passive enough to have their land stolen from them… or just out matched- and I don’t think I even have to say anything about their French lineage. Shit, now that I think about it, Canadians would have no hope at all. Be damn glad we’re here in the way of the Mexicans.
Just a thought.
F*** you you stupid bitch ass motherf***er americans first of all we dont need to f***in learn english you dumbass hosers eh’second yeah the dominater or canada kicks ass-America sucks or canada rocks and america sucks cock is my best friend and hes rite we did invent basketball and just becuase it was made in america doesent mean its yours third look at what we gave you Mark Messier, Jim Carrey, Mike Miers, Avril Lavigne, Shawn Dezman, Sum 41, Our lady peice and so on and so forth and like I said earlier you loser americans who made this site still live with their moms and cant even afford a 1985 toyota corrola sprinter trueno. F*** all americans F*** them up their stupid asses they are f***ing Clown Shoes
~Love Infinity Zero
Yo Dave youre a loser yo you talk like youre some english homo you f***ing Fag
and like I said earlier you loser americans who made this site still live with their moms and cant even afford a 1985 toyota corrola sprinter trueno. F*** all americans F*** them up their stupid asses they are f***ing Clown Shoes
~Love Infinity Zero
Infinity Zero is correct. I am the person who is Canada Kicks Ass-America Sucks,Canada Rocks-America F***s dick and Americans suck. These names all came by me and im still going to tell you bitch ass mother f***ing Americans and anybody that comes on this shitty site how much America and Americans suck dick using only one name The Dominator so f*** you all cock sucking hillbillies and go f*** Frank J.
Infinity Zero is correct. I am the person who is Canada Kicks Ass-America Sucks,Canada Rocks-America F***s dick and Americans suck. These names all came by me and im still going to tell you bitch ass mother f***ing Americans and anybody that comes on this shitty site how much America and Americans suck dick using only one name The Dominator so f*** you all cock sucking hillbillies and go f*** Frank J.
Johann and Sandra. When you tolded that fake ass comment about Americans creating basketball you homos left your site name so i went on your site.
I showed a picture of both of you. Man you are the ugliest mother f***ers of all time!
Oy! DIE CANADIANS! ARG! Why can’t they spell and use decent grammer? THey call US hillbillies??? I think not. I live in UPPER NORTH CAROLINA and I can write far better than they ever could. Their excessive cursing is also deplorable. I think we should impose a military dictatorship over Canada, and start rounding up all the communists who write these miserable letters.
Well the truth must hurt for Canada. I mean come on like the Canadians actually ever did anything other than play in the trees. Lets see where does the family roots come from in Canada. Well its one of two places. The first would have to be the wonderful french people. Yeah those were always good people. And how valiently they always fight in their wars. I guess thats why the Canadians do not have weapons. I believe that the Canadians do have some heritage ties to the polocks. Lets see the only other relitives that they could possibly have is the those hippy losers from America who wandered up there to go f*** a tree. Well that is your family history. Live with it or just go and run at a tank with your hockey sticks and end your sorry miserable lives.
I hate canadae? the country smells like bumb! im born inn america butt it kicks butt! canada nows about america but america dosnt now about canada, im hapy that i not lern abut stingky canadae!!!!!!
F*** you leon you gay ass little homo and learn how to f***ing spell dumbass “stingky” What the f*** is that and “Canadae” you dumb little f*** f*** you up your stupid ass F*** All Ameircans F*** Them up their stupid asses they are f***ing clown shoes
The incivility of it all…what a bunch of retards. I think perhaps they escaped from West Virginia…
Seriously guys theres no need for us to insult Canada. Come on its Canada. No one has ever given a damn about those idiots. Why is it that all they’re talented people come to America? Maybe it’s because Canada is a dank pit. Everyone knows they just want to be America junior. I can’t think of one cool think that stayed in Canada…… maybe eskimos? In closing I’d just like to point out that if there was a war between Canada and America we would be able to win with only one state. It doesnt even have to be one of the good states like Texas, it could be Iowa or something.
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Well Canada. Lets see here. This is a very interesting time in your history. Not only are you all gay but now you all can get more “partners” as soon as your stupid country makes same sex “joinings”. Wow thats good stuff. Thats great now instead of just a bunch of retards above us now there are going to be a bunch of gay retards up there. But there is hope. When the Canadian idiots realize they cant reproduce they will all die out. No more Canadians around us anymore. A miricle has been performed. Screw annexing Canada. Let them have all the fagots and let them kill themselves.
Pyro,im american.Canada sucks and f***s my tender fat ass penis!!!!
Im making fun of canadianz when i say pooh face canadian.Canada is gelios of my fat balls with sperm conecting to my penis.
Sorry my real name is Charley not Chasestopher.
all of u r so ingnorant. there’s other things to do than write this shit on the web. who cares if canada suck or not. canada is like a sister to the us and we should treat them nicely. the more friends u have, the better. stop wasting ur time arguin who’s better than who. ignorant mothaf***ers!!
Hey yall loser faggs im back u all can suck bushes sack till it turns black f***in faggggets all of u hommo f***ers should f*** ure moms for once good bye faggeggets
Note: I meant to add those g’s
Love Infinity Zero
O’Canada
Americans are f***ed in their head
True that they are screwed
In all OUR sence command
In rotting hearts
The world hates
You f***in poor ass fags
And still ill say stop being fags
And go F*** BUSHES DICK!
I just had to do this because my bes friend did it and yes he does exist and hes not me and f*** u all u faggets who think that hes the doble t the Dominator
Note:he Does exist and i meant to spell Doble not Double Faggets
Love Infinity Zero the guy who cant stop makin fun of american fags
Screwed Up again it should say fack all you faggets wo dont think hes real and think hes me he is the Dominator
Hillbilly Bob your country owes their freedom thanks
to the French moron. Without their help, USA would have been hardpressed to defeat the Brits back then.
F*** you Frank J. What part of no any real concrete evidence of WMD don’t you understand? What part of no real evidence of a link between Al-Queda and Saddam don’t you understand?
If anyone’s ungrateful it’s USA. They invade countries because they have to justify their massive defense spending.
Pyro you moron there are people of French descent living in the USA too. Louisiana you dipstick…how
about Baton Rouge? New Orleans?
AMERICA ROCKS you talk about guns, but why is your
country’s per-capita murder rate the highest among major industrialized countries? Why does USA have the most prisoners in the world? They have the highest incarceration rate in the world.
Americans don’t have no freedom. The government is monitoring them every chance they get, especially after 9-11 gives them a reason to play Net Nazi.
American rednecks are hypocrites. They talk about freedom, but they try to impose their values and beliefs systems on countries that don’t want them.
Iraq is a perfect example. Sure there were people that were happy that you got rid of Saddam, but now you have overstayed your welcome.
Like a dead corpse, it’s time for you to leave.
Hillbilly Bob your country owes their freedom thanks
to the French moron. Without their help, USA would have been hardpressed to defeat the Brits back then.
F*** you Frank J. What part of no any real concrete evidence of WMD don’t you understand? What part of no real evidence of a link between Al-Queda and Saddam don’t you understand?
If anyone’s ungrateful it’s USA. They invade countries because they have to justify their massive defense spending.
Pyro you moron there are people of French descent living in the USA too. Louisiana you dipstick…how
about Baton Rouge? New Orleans?
AMERICA ROCKS you talk about guns, but why is your
country’s per-capita murder rate the highest among major industrialized countries? Why does USA have the most prisoners in the world? They have the highest incarceration rate in the world.
Americans don’t have no freedom. The government is monitoring them every chance they get, especially after 9-11 gives them a reason to play Net Nazi.
American rednecks are hypocrites. They talk about freedom, but they try to impose their values and beliefs systems on countries that don’t want them.
Iraq is a perfect example. Sure there were people that were happy that you got rid of Saddam, but now you have overstayed your welcome.
Like a dead corpse, it’s time for you to leave.
As for faggots, what consenting adults do in their own home and that doesn’t contravene the law is their own business. F*** right wing conservative Moral Majority types. They’re just as f***ed as Muslims. Then again, this is the country that didn’t give blacks and women any real rights in terms of equality until the 1960s and 1970s.
As for Canada being a quasi-Communist state, you dweebs don’t have a clue what that is. At least our government was elected, your President was not. He was selected by the Supreme Court. He received less votes than his opponent in your f***ed up electoral
college system.
Canada is the only G-8 country to run budget surpluses in recent years. The other G-8 countries,
like USA are probably jealous.
Hillbilly Bob your country owes their freedom thanks
to the French moron. Without their help, USA would have been hardpressed to defeat the Brits back then.
F*** you Frank J. What part of no any real concrete evidence of WMD don’t you understand? What part of no real evidence of a link between Al-Queda and Saddam don’t you understand?
If anyone’s ungrateful it’s USA. They invade countries because they have to justify their massive defense spending.
Pyro you moron there are people of French descent living in the USA too. Louisiana you dipstick…how
about Baton Rouge? New Orleans?
AMERICA ROCKS you talk about guns, but why is your
country’s per-capita murder rate the highest among major industrialized countries? Why does USA have the most prisoners in the world? They have the highest incarceration rate in the world.
Americans don’t have no freedom. The government is monitoring them every chance they get, especially after 9-11 gives them a reason to play Net Nazi.
American rednecks are hypocrites. They talk about freedom, but they try to impose their values and beliefs systems on countries that don’t want them.
Iraq is a perfect example. Sure there were people that were happy that you got rid of Saddam, but now you have overstayed your welcome.
Like a dead corpse, it’s time for you to leave.
As for faggots, what consenting adults do in their own home and that doesn’t contravene the law is their own business. F*** right wing conservative Moral Majority types. They’re just as f***ed as Muslims. Then again, this is the country that didn’t give blacks and women any real rights in terms of equality until the 1960s and 1970s.
As for Canada being a quasi-Communist state, you dweebs don’t have a clue what that is. At least our government was elected, your President was not. He was selected by the Supreme Court. He received less votes than his opponent in your f***ed up electoral
college system.
Canada is the only G-8 country to run budget surpluses in recent years. The other G-8 countries,
like USA are probably jealous.
Another thing I herd.Hmm America is the country with the most divorces.Probably cheating why they created American talk shows like Maury and Jenny Jones.Or even cheating on your wife or husband with the same gender and thats why they created Jerry Springer.Stop cheating so much you sick ass mothe f***ers!
what you say, canadae sucks pooh. i think we shoulld make a song like thiiis-you hate me,i hate me we should hate canadae with a kick in the bum?!/ ill say canadae stinks pooh ha ha ha!?
exccuse meee forgot name Leon
F*** you you little fagget Leon youre a f***ing fagget little BUM LICKER
Who the f*** is this little homo Leon? Probably some 5 year old hillbilly or even maybe a screwed up person with the lack of living in America so American air made him so f***ing dumb.
Oh yeah today is July 4 Independence Day. Ah who gives a f***! I don’t give a f*** when America was built. Not only that your sailors are all gay but all of you Americans are also all gay fags.
F*** AMERICA…AMERICA SUCKS!
You people are crazy: like, seriously, AMERICA ROCKS!!, why do you think there are so many f***ing thefths and murders in your country? Let me think…… Maybe most of your f***ing population is just cow-humping hillbilly bastards who want an excuse to kill someone, and, look and behold, since there is such an easy availability of guns, why not try it once. And why not shoot your pakistani neighbor, after all, he could suicide-bomb you. I mean seriously, your country NEEDS to be educated: most of your damn population is so blatantly IGNORANT, that they do not know even basic things about THEIR OWN HISTORY. When Saddam Hussein (An asshat) gets evil with the oil prices, you invade him. Why? Weapons of mass destructions, you say.Hmm… Who gave Iraq their damn Bio-Weapons in the first place to kill off the Kurds and the Iranians? It isn’t Santa Claus, that’s for sure. The United States(not AMERICA,cocksuckers,America is both north and south america, but then again, you ARE ignorant billy-bob donkeyf***ers). And another thing, why do you so hate communism, are you scared Stalin’s ghost will come out and kill the states?
Let’s finish with the power of the states: while it is true that the United states is a powerful country,so were the Russians in their day.And the Mongols.And the Greeks. Guess what: they all died out and are today no longer world powers. Maybe America, as you say, has reached the peak of it’s glory, maybe it’s time to start being normal…. After all, with Bush killing off your diplomatic relations and with your decline in economy, maybe you ARE dying out
-Never underestimate the power of Canada 😉
-Never underestimate the power of Canada 😉
ROFLMAO. That is the biggest overstimate of the past 200 years. Canadians as jealous of America are glad that they’re so close to us bec/ America would always defend their country since we’ve being doing it ever since the Monroe Doctrine. All your Canadian losers who bitch and complain about America is the most hated country suffer from extreme penis envy. More people come to America than Canada even more Canadians come to America than the reverse. The only time Americans go to Canada is to avoid the draft (Canada can keep them. Who needs losers like them?) Infinity Zero is out of his foaming seizure mind. All your anti-American babbling comes from your deluded rainman-style paranoid state that any intelligent person would just laugh at. Truly, majority of people in this world could give a rat’s ass about Canada (except for Winter Olympics when Canada wins the gold medal in Hockey). It’s like the type of treatment the lion gives to a bloodsucking gnat. That’s how some Americans see Canada. Canada is not a bad place to visit but it’s just too boring. The whole country is almost like a senior citizens retirement center. America is still the undisputed champ of the World and Canada is sadly just the waterboy.
I know this is a joke site and everything, and I know that Canada really does suck, but has in the past done much to help our country, and we in turn has helped them in the past as well. I don’t like Canada or anything, but there is credit where it is deserved. I also think that no one is representing their country very honorably here. Be a little more civilized, and honestly, “hillbillies?” How can you honestly justify saying Canada’s better because you gave us Avril Lavigne?! TAKE HER BACK TAKE HER BACK PLEASE!!! If all the talents from Canada come to America to make it big, why are we hillbillies? I don’t understand this. Anyways, Be nice people, we can and probably will take over your country some day, do you want an easy liberation or a hard one, better think about that for future reference. Then again, we might not take Canada, it’d be like an old toy that you don’t play with anymore and throw in your closet.
To the person who thought his opinion mattered enough that he should post it three times has brought up an interesting point, but there is one small fault in your in your accusation. The french population in america is increadably low. You just addressed one section of one state of our union which consists of 50 other states. You on the other hand have one complete province full of French Canadians. Here is an interesting point. What is americas national language? Easy it is english. Here is the killer. What is Canada’s national language? You dont have one language but TWO languages. English and FRENCH. That means that at least one quarter of your WHOLE POPULATION IS FRENCH. How many french people are in America VERY FEW. and the French in Canada are ready to rebel against the english people. The scary thing about it they could probably pull it off. That is horrible if you are defeated by the French no matter who you are. So all I can say is F*** CANADA. F*** THE FRENCH. HELL F*** THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD JUST LIKE WE PROVED WITH IRAQ YOUR EITHER WITH US OR F***ED!!!
To the cretin that posted their message 3 times.
The so-called assistance by the French during the American Revolution, the French were fighting on both sides during the war. They were like vultures hoping for an easy victory over whoever won the conflict. That’s why the Colonists kicked France’s ass back across the Atlantic during the War of 1812. Then to add insult to injury, France sold America over 3 million square miles of land with the Louisiana Purchase. When did Canada win it’s independance? Oh silly me, Canada still recognizes Queen Elizabeth. Be careful who you insult cannucks, the United States is largely responsible for the freedoms you enjoy. Whether you admit it or not, you are living under the protection of America. The U.S. will not allow anyone to invade Canada.
As far as the budget surplus, until last year the American government operated with a budget surplus. So why would we be jealous of your 60 cent dollar??? And why are so many Canadians crossing the border to escape sub-standard health care?
The jealousy you speak of is imaginary. I certianly am not jealous of Canada. I’m happy right here in America. The only thing I need Canada for is another place to go fishing, and with the exchange rate, Canadian women give a cheaper blowjob.
Wow–Ouch, What is happening to our American friend’s! Most Canadians including myself have always been positive about America and its people. I’ve lived on both coasts in the United States for six years and I’ve always found Americans to be great people, very generous and giving. As far as the military in Canada, what do you expect–the county has thirty million people. As a country we could never afford a U.S. style military. The simple fact is that America spends $365 billion U.S. per year on defense expenditures. That sum my friends is the size of our national debit!! We have what we have and yes Canada needs to spend a few more dollars on military equipment, but please DO NOT EXPECT A U.S. SIZE FORCE—–IT’S JUST NOT POSSIBLE”. The Iraq affair continues to be a major issue and is discussed endlessly here. Many citizens felt that Canada should have supported U.S. policy over Iraq, in fact Alberta’s premier formally voiced his support for President Bush’s policy. Canada as a country does not have the resources to enter into a Vietnam style gorilla war, which Iraq is now turning into. America must now face the possibility that Iraq is one f***ed up place and world support may now be needed to fix the situation. I personally believe that a country like America that put man on the moon and invented the Internet could have been far more inventive when it came to the Iraq problem.
In closing I would like to mention a few very important facts. On that infamous day when the twin towers fell, all air traffic was redirected to the major cities of Canada. We as a nation opened our homes, our hearts and our wallets to help thousands of stranded American’s during a one week closure of the U.S. boarder. Ten’s of millions of dollars were raised here in Canada and donated to the victims of 9/11. The support here in Toronto for the U.S. was and still is strong, many of the local papers printed full size American flags on the front page with the byline reading “UNITED WE STAND”. Thousands of Canadians across the country taped American flags in their windows, lit candles and payed for the victim’s of 9/11. On September 12 at high noon in the nations capital (Ottawa-Ontario) one hundred thousand people (about 10% of the city) displayed their support for the American people in a moment of silent payer for the victim’s of 9/11. In the thirty years that I’ve lived in Canada I have never seen anything like it. Please remember this the next time anyone feels like writing a hate filled e-mail. Most Canadians hold our American neighbour’s in high regard, may some of you should think about reciprocating. How about it?
Wow Pyro, You are a sad case indeed! The war protests in your country of the U.S.A. were much larger than anything in Quebec. As far as going to war, ok sure fight as many countries as you wish, send your armies to every corner of the world—if you are so hot to fight why not join the army? I’m sure you would not last more than one week before getting your mouth and ass shot off.
Well “me” that shows you how much you know. Yeah right after a week of training they would be sending me in to fight. Wow boy you’re smart. What do you think this is Germany in WW1? It would probably be months before I would even see any action at all. Plus I would probably be in tactical opperations thus I would not actually fight but know where to tell people to fight so America could take over the world. As for the war protests, well the people that protested here were people that would never fight in an army. All of our liberal media were up there. Yeah all the people who think that guns are bad. Well if they want a lack of weapons then Canada would be a great place for them to go to. Especially since they are in love with the UN and think that they do the best job in the world. Yeah Dixie Chicks you can have em they would fit right in with those french hookers up there.
Canada’s official stance is a bunch of bullshit. Maybe you dont have the money, maybe you dont have the balls. You want to talk smack, fine.
You “are either with us or against us…” you choose…
just remember, you are seen as a back door for terrorism and no one is going to feel bad about kicking the shit out of an ungreatful country…
Canada didn’t get involved with Iraq because originally this war was about “weapons of mass destruction” Do you even remember that??? Being that hind-sight is 20/20, you americans now realize why Canada (and the rest of the world) didn’t get involved—It was all bull-shit. There are no weapons of mass destruction!!!! Your government just wanted a good deal on Oil. Canada and the rest of the World knew that your government was full of shit. They didn’t participate because there was no evidence of “weapons of mass destruction” I am very proudly Canadian, but having also lived in the united stated for five years of my life, I understand where your ignorance comes from. Your education system is appalling…It keeps you all stupid enough to believe the propaganda you are fed. Thousands of innocent Iraqi Men, Women, and Children died by the hands of your government (and blair). They are crusading around the world building an empire via propaganda and violence. (It kinda sounds like Hitler in WWII…think about it!)The definition of Genocide according to the american heritage dictionary is: The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group. Is that not what bush and blair have done? I find it interesting that bush and blair set out to kill bin ladden, and hussein and instead killed thousands of innocent civilians who had the misfortune to be born in a country that americans blindly hate. We are all just people, you, me, bush, the thousands dead from the World Trade Towers, the civilians in war torn Iraq, and the others who have suffered from the rash of violence that is engulfing the world. My advice to you… Ask Questions? Is what I’m being told make sense? What happened to the info that they are trying to conveniently sweep under the rug? Are they trying to replace the misguided info by taking your attention else where? Don’t be ignorant. Just because you are in america it doesn’t make you better. The rest of the world would say it makes you lesser including the British population minus blair… Oh, right we haven’t heard much from him in the last couple days since his chief weapons expert, x-UN weapons inspector David Kelly killed himself over the wrong info that started this. The attack on the innocent Americans in the World Trade Towers was terrible, and completely uncalled for. The attack on the innocent Iraqi civilians is also terrible, and now proven, completely uncalled for. This is terrorism. A bomb exploding in your house feels the same to you, as it does to an Iraqi family. Remember that. Remember all the bad things you learned about war. Remember how you felt when the Trade Towers fell. Remember when you support bush you advocate terror, genocide, and violence on others. We are all just people. We all bleed, we all cry, we all poo, and we all hurt the same, no matter where we live.
Just to let you know the war of 1812 was between Canada and the usa. Canada burned your white house and won the war. That is why we are 2 separate nations.
And to address another uneducated comment: Canada doesn’t still pledge to the Queen. We are an independent nation. If we did pledge to the Queen of England we would be on your side… dumb-ass.
Actually this guy is right (Proudly Canadian). You Americans think that you guys are the best in the world. Well the the whole world hates you mother f***ers because you cock sucking Americans always stick your faces in everybodys business. F*** America America sucks!
Ya, you understood right… CANADIANS LIKE YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS, YOU CHICKEN SHIT, YELLOW BELLIED, INBRED BASTARD… keep your damn beef and whatever else you are talking about…
Nice to know canadians have hindsight(as anyone with their head up their ass would).
What the hell kind of history book have you been reading???
The only canadian-caused 1812 smoke is being blown from your ass…Canada winning a war (sure)…
dumb-ass.
You americans are so f***ing stupid. If you could read a book you would get your facts strait, and stop acting like the ignorant, loudmouth, rednecks that you are. Look it up!!! Stop being misinformed morons!!! All you can do is call names, and you have no info to back anything you say up. Don’t open your mouth unless you have a clue what you are talking about…Promptly remove your head from your ass, and see what is going on around you.
BLAH,BLAH,BLAH! Shut the f*** up the guy who calls himself Canadahappens. Next time read a book instead of hiding this stuff up your ass!
oh come on…
your on the net, type “war of 1812” into a f***ing web search and see what happens.
f***ing idiots…
and reguardless of whatever it is you deduct from whatever the hell your reading, Canada’s official stance has been drafted by a bunch of gutless, spineless cowards.
f***ing brainless Canadians…
what a waste of time…
Oh f*** you the guy again calls himself Canadahappens,stupid hillbilly motherf***er! Seriously man stop f***ing your mom and go look this shit up on an American website you dick. Canada and America are not close friends. They are only friends because of business.We did not help you motherf***ers in the Iraqi war because you American dumbasses are fighting for oil not freedom. You guys say that you have the biggest army in the world. Oh c’mon! Canada doesn’t get into any wars because Canada doesn’t have anything against any countries but America does because America keeps on sticking their faces in everybodys business. You motherf***ers have failed many wars just like the war in Afganistan and still can’t fine Osama Bin Laden.
O.K. stupidity at its worst(aka canadahappens), I am giving you a history lesson, and a lesson on finding info on the net. So, I typed in “war of 1812”, and this is what I got for your pathetic ass…Go to:
http://www.multied.com/1812/Washington.html
This is where it will tell you Canada(under the British) burned Washington, and the white house.
Also look at: http://www.rpsc.org/Library/1812/warof1812.htm
This is where you will be informed that Canada(under the british)defeated the americans military effort to take over Canada.
Shut the f*** up until you know what you are talking about…dumb-ass
(reguardless of 1812 Canada’s official Stance is bullshit…)
read the f***ing article before you type…
why don’t you count all the refernces to Canada in your first recomended article, its a pretty big number for a canadian but i’m sure your intellectual Dominator could eventually come up with the answer.
How ’bout that declaration of war section, US vs Brittan…
http://www.multied.com/1812/Washington.html
I particularly liked this quote…”The war lasted for over two years, and while it ended much like it started; in stalemate; it was in fact a war that once and for all confirmed American Independence.”
your second article was much better, except your canadian stamp facts failed to mention how many canadians were involved… at least it confirmed you did something. However; It sounds like the indians did more than you ladies…
you say CANADIANS (under the british)…
http://members.tripod.com/~war1812/batwash.html
” Napoleon had been defeated in Europe freeing up tens of thousands of British troops to fight in North America, most of the British forces were shipped over to Quebec City and Montreal and put at the disposal of Governor General Prevost.”
A Canadian Governor General..? no,
“Lieutenant General Sir George Prevost, British Army…” http://members.tripod.com/~war1812/prevost.html
do Canada a favor, Pull your head out of your ass…
you two are so f***ing lost… learn to read, and start with this…
Canada’s official position is bullshit…
get bent…
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canda and america both suck in fact you all suck one day i will all kill you the human race is doomed kneel before yopur new master….hahahahahaha
Canada = Freedom
Franco-unamerican (nofx)
i dont like punk rock, but why some americans singner sing song against your country????
The real life is in the wood
Let’s Invade them.
http://www.InvadeCanada.US
‘nuf said, let’s roll.
Um…”yo, yo yo, motherf***ing bitchez”? Where does such language come from? Oh, that’s right…AMERICA! Everything about this whiny little pizza-faced TURD is American, so why is he so riled about America, his true spiritual homeland? He sure cusses like a Yank – just doesn’t have the courage and honesty of one, so he can’t admit he loves everything about America and wishes he’d been born there. Talk about an embarrassing example of how Canada has failed to educate its snotty brats though: “fine” OBL? They don’t want to “fine” him you dimwit, they want to KILL him.
As for the more articulate “mature” ones – well, God love ya, you stupid humorless pussies. Wake up and smell the defense net that has allowed us (I’m Canadian, ya see) to remain an independent country for so long.
Pfft,
emspace
I think all of you are ridiculous….I moved to the united states from canada, thinking it was going to be fantastic, and that americans were these kind, “free” human beings. What I did find out was that they are arrogant and ignorant, with no concept of humanity/compassion…All hail the almighty dollar. “you’re free to think and feel and act however you want in this land of the free….PROVIDED YOU CAN PAY FOR IT.” I can make more money in Canada, be around decent people, have HEALTH CARE, and not be part of a nation that cares for nothing but the cash. I have enough money…..you couldn’t PAY ME to live there. How “free” are you?? I make more cash in Canada, and am not surrounded by people who are so TIED DOWN by their jobs that they refuse to think/act on anything that doesn’t help them pay off their mountain of debt. AMERICA: “Land of the greed, home of the naive, with libertay and justice for none.” Now pledge allegiance to your almighty dollar, nomatter how many children it takes to make your sneakers, nomatter how many innocent people have to die so that you can fill up your car with gas, nomatter how many other countries aren’t jealous of you, but hate you because of what you are: the embodiment of greed.
Might I also add that I was offered american citizenship and DECLINED it. I will never be cog in your wheels of greed.
i’ll start off by saying I AM CANADIAN!!!!! and damn proud of it. canada is awesome. yes i will admit, there are some things about canada and canadians that suck. for example…we are right next to the world’s greatest terrorist attraction, and we are allied with them, which can’t be good for when they get into trouble with terrorists….. and when canadians go to other countries, we are treated like shit until we make it clear that we are canadian. that sux big time.
face it…america is jealous of us. not the other way around. sure americans have a lot… if you want to do something big you’ll always be able to do it there in america. americans have a lot of everything, almost. you can’t deny that and to argue it is when you start to get petty and that’s just stooping to the american level. i’m not jealous of that.
i think they are the ones who are jealous of us, really. they have a worldwide reputation of being known as assholes. we have the one thing they don’t have and desperately want – a f***ing awesome reputation. but they kind of screwed that up for themselves… i think they should stop taking it out on us. we’re bigger and we’re on top.
go away.
~nicole~
Look….I tell you what….. We’ll give up McDonalds and kill Bush if you PLEASE execute Colin (sp?) Mockery and get rid of Canadian “football.” Once thats settled, we can live in peace and work together on some common goal………like taking over the middle-east…..or any random third world country and set up “democracy” in the rest of the world. Or if you refuse this offer, we can refer back to our plans that originated in 1920’s for invading Canada. Now THAT would be interesting. Pillaging……raping french women…….breaking hockey sticks…..and using those gay little men in the red suits for target practice….
We’d really have a kick-ass time then, eh?
yall may have a good reputation around the world but when it really comes down to it, whats better? being known for not doing anything, or being know for always being there when others are in trouble? numerous times the us has helped others who were in need, unlike canada. without the us saddam would still be in charge of a country and making its ppl miserable. what has canada done lately?
Osti ca la pas de sense,
-Nos soin de santer son gratuis!
-Le Canada reconstruit ce que les americains
detruit!
-Un Pays qui ne cherche pas le trouble na pas besoin d’armée!
-MEME SI ON NE VOULAIT PAS SUPORTER LA GUERRE EN IRAQ, NOUS SOMME LE 2ieme pays a avoir contribuer(indirectement)en importance a la guerre.
-On la libéré la hollande
-Au canada tout le monde parle a tout le monde, on est tous amis!
WE SENDS ALOT OF FIREMAN TO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER! ALOT OF CANADIAN CIVILIANS WAS GOING THERE TO HELP YOU EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T FIREMAN.
you know why? because we are canadian, and we never let a friend die.
The US empire will sooner or later fall as every empire in the past.I’m sorry to say that but prepare to die american….:/
The canada will always be there for you.
http://www.army.forces.gc.ca
http://canada.gc.ca/
goodness gracious, Canadians whine when we stereotype them as blubber-eating, igloo living, moose f***ing, fur trading losers. but they sereotype us as hill billies? HAH! what a bunch of hypocrites. America is the first free country and the most technoligical advanced country. and America has the strongest enconmy, who gives a shit if the world hates the USA, its cause they are jelous and they like to take shit from terrorist (Spain) wussies. EU and Canada can let those bastards blow them up, but America is going to kill them before they kill us, cause we have balls and eletricity.
About Canada & the USA (from my french canadian perspective)
You SHOULD have two official languages (you allready have them ‘de facto’) english & spanish.
You SHOULD be two different countries. The south & the north (remember that old civil war?).
CAS – Conferated American States – The southern states where all the christian fanatics, racists, ideological nuts and rednecks could gather and keep shooting their guns all they want.
When that happens the north would indeed allow for the creation of hehehe:
USAS, United Canadian & American States. Regrouping the open minded, rational, tolerant, multicultural, people with the roberttheneiro-like mentality under one roof. Center of the industrialized, technologically advanced world.
The closest thing on earth to gene rodenberry’s vision of a constructive future for humanity.
Now that this has been said, i think it shows the immense common values shared by both populations.
With a more serious approach, let me take a quick history tour of the quebec perception of the USA:
7 year war
The french are expelled from north america in their war with the british, and they abandon their colonies to the english. The english flip a coin, deport everyone in acadia, and decide to let quebec have its chance. Quebec people never forgive the stupid european french and become aggravated when compared to them in the future. Quebecers speak french the way americans speak english. In a cool botched way that doesnt sound gay.
Independance War
USA kicks the shit out of Britain and for the fourth time in history (1st=athens, 2nd=rome coes it was founded as a republic thats it, it still transformed into an empire, 3rd=french) a free people rise to defend liberty in the world. That’s the perception people here in quebec had of the USA untill bush the pawn came to power.
CivilWar
Americans fight each other, those that are industrialized versus the undereducated slave-economy based south. The good guys win.
WW1
USA shys from helping great britain and france out while canada joins war early on. Elite Canadian troops end war with breakthrough in german lines forcing an armistice.
WW2
USA shys from helping great britain and france out while canada joins war early on.
Korea
USA countains communism under UN auspice, things go well, canada joins late to share the glory, replace US troops in frontline, china joins war, canadian forces overrun resist with heavy casualties. North Koreans never forget.
Vietnam
America contains communism and wins every military battle but looses battle of belief.
Gulf Wars Episode IV- A New Hope
Papa Bush strikes coordinated assault to liberate country invaded by Hussein, liberates kuwait. Swartzkof frustrated they dont take down saddam immedialty. Pentagon gamble on letting Saddam alive to justify keeping troops in kuwait and gain control of 30% of gulf petrol.
Gulf Wars Episode V- America Strikes Back
All seems to go well at first USA goes for finishing blow realizing with 911 that saddam must go down. “Lets dictate the terms of world war 3 by taking em down before they are ready” becomes official policy. Canadians are ripped between emotional tie to american population (i among many felt like lets just bleed with our brothers) and rational arguments about the wars illegality and long term consequences (causing irreparable hatred towards perpetrators, lowering ourselves to status of military invaders). Saddam remnants begin operation ‘Desert Vietnam’ after 12 months of occupation.
Present Date
Americans can grow out of their social histeria from S11, by electing democrats in to power, and reverting to rational policies and expelling the cargyle group (yeah bush’s father and all his petrol masterminds) vested interests from US governement and us foreign policy.
Americans could instead decide to reelect mr bush and his petrol loving friends, trade ideals of liberty and tolerance (that brougth them these technological advancements and economic successes) for the charming concepts of empire and world domination. The change implies cursing their strongest values and closest allies, copying the errors that historically led Athens to its downfall. Remember my american brothers, once you start towards the dark side…forever will it dominate your destiny.
So do we work together or do we go different roads? Have a good one everyone.
To properly nuance the previous post, and give proper credit to the valorous US army, and before anyone gets to righteously bitch about it, the following addons to previous post:
WW1
USA shys from initially joining allies in war against germany, joins very late in war (1917?)
WW2
USA shys from initially joining allies in war, letting france face and britain stand alone for 3 years before joining in (and only because japan attacks them) (1942). American Might awakens for first time in history, bleeds for france, helps save the world from nazism, defeats japanese empire on its own while waging second front against germany. Comes out of war without any homeland damage and rightly establishes itself as freedom’s superpower.
A sane Canadians view:
Holy f***, this site is such a waste of bandwidth. Lets settle this here and now. Canada is a great country. All people are free here, there is no persecution, no rascism, and no hatred. And if there is , we bring the smack down on the f***tards doing it. America is just as great. They are just as free. The problem here is we resent your place in the world. We resent your power, and we think you’re dumb. The truth is, you can’t really be a true Canadian without thinking the american’s are dumb asses. The only reason we think of you this way is becasue you guys go to war. Rather than trying to help countries, you go to war to help yourselves. The truth is you guys fight to gain power, and secure your power. Like the cold war, you went up against communism and Russia, why ? It’s just another way of living, something different. The only reason you dudes got so worked up is you thought it would threaten your own control of the world. You didnt go into vietnam to help the people, you went in to kill an idea, one that could make you guys look bad. Whats sad is that its not the american people who are bad, its the government, but the people are forced to pay for their crimes. September 11th was a tragedy, american people were killed, but sadly no politicians. September 11th was the result of a long chain of events. In the early 70’s amrerica had strong ties with iraq and saudi arabia. They gave them guns in exchange for oil. The guns were used to wage war on iran. The muslim people then realised how they were being manipulated, they were fighting eachother, and exchaning their resources for instruments of death. America is viewed as an evil empire in the middle east, “they come for our oil, they take our land and give it to the jews, then they give the jews guns to protect themselves”. What america needs to do is stop interfering with other countries. The more you go to war, the more people you will kill, the more children you will orphan, and more orphans will grow up to be terrorists. America literaly spends $365 billion per year on their military. War is profitable to you guys, thats the only reason for your spending. You guys use violence to settle violence. You don’t think about why it all started. A guy doesnt just go blow up the trade centers for no reason. You have to stop and think. You cant kill terrorism. As long as there is a third world country being exploited by america there will be terrorism. You have to stop a problems at its roots, Terrorism is not a root, just a branch.
There is no good, there is no evil, just hate.
Whats happening in the world right now makes me damn sad. The love of one country is the hate of another.
Here is what i want to happen. Don’t reply to this with your crude remarks.
Don’t gimme any crap about war being justified, the only war that was justified EVER was WWII. America has to use its power to help others, not just themselves.
Can we all just f***ing get along?
I can just see it, as our sun is extinguished, and our planet dies, we’re still gonna be fighting eachother.
You yanks are a bunch of cock monkeys. You are ignorant, you are not a democracy you are a moncarchy. Your country is run by a bunch of blad white CEO’s. Your country is just as bad as iraq, you guys buy your f***ing presidencies, Paris Hilton could be president if she wanted. Any country that would allow that is damn sad. America was born from the slaughter of Aboriginals, built on the backs of Africans, and the construction bill was paid with Muslim blood money.
thank god i live a million miles away from you people
to think when the nuke goes down it will be americas fault and they wont win na they will loose as with the rest of nations
so i`m just going to stay here on mars and watch the earth explode from the hate that people have for life
“about the wars illegality ”
can someone please please explain how the war in Iraq was illegal?
And can some teach these canuck f***ers how to f***ing write a proper english sentence? Is it really so hard?
if america sucks so bad, then why does everyone keep coming over here? answer that bitches.
^ American propaganda, they play themselves out as the land of freedom and oppertunity. In actual fact, new immigrants face many hardships, low pay, racism, no health insurance, homelessess, the list goes on. The american tax system ensures the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor, and the middle class are always in danger.
P.S. The war on iraq was illegal becuase: International law requires there be a legitamate reason for going to war. There was no evidence of Iraq posing any threat to the US or the free world. There was no evidence of links to al-queda, besides a “Q” in both Iraq and Al-queda’s name. There were also no chemical or biological weapons found in iraq. Iraq was following all the requirements of the sanctions placed on them following the first gulf war.
Hey look, the funny Canadians don’t know how to spell!
Wow, how observant. I made one typo in my previous post. Congradulations, you should feel very proud ..|.,
Can the ignorant Canadians who are only 12 years old and don’t know shit about world history shut the f*** up?! You people are free and not invaded by 2 guys with machine guns because of us and our boys spilling our blood down here. OK? We were the only people who bothered to not be subservant to another empire and formed our own nation…Canada on the other hand loves to remain loyal to earthly powers and suck the cock of anyone strong enough to defend them.
Do you know how many evil empires on earth that Canada stood up to?….none….but…Canada has the “courage” to stand up to the one nation next to them that F**ing protects their whining 2-year-old sounding asses!! in short, the USA. Why don’t the Canuck morons on this board grow up and stop acting like crying women! Envious and hateful of America just out of plain stupidity and most likely having no social life you fags finger your cnts at America. Why don’t you so called tough Canadians fight one of those terrorist who want to blow up christians and any westerners? Why not? Because America is doing the heavy lifting and you don’t have to sacrifice but sit on your moosehumping asses and cry about why America is so big. We are big because for 200 years we fought for what we believe in and not sit on the sidelines while another nation spilled blood for us….to bad I can’t say the same for you assholes who hate the US.
Excuse me? America protecting Canada? Bullshit! America doesn’t protect Canada! We don’t need protection becuase we are not in danger! We don’t go blow up other countries to get oil oand becuase of that; TERRORIST DON’T FLY PLANES INTO OUR BUILDINGS! The UK; we are not under their control. Big deal, you guys fought them way back in the day so you wouldn’t have to pay taxes. As for standing up to evil empires; We fought Germany in WWI, the Nazi’s and Japan in WWII, and you guys in the war of 1812! What empires did you fight ? The same ones everyone else did! What about the USSR? You didn’t fight them, and I would’t call them evil. That is just what you fools branded them to protect your own strangle hold on the world. I don’t think you can call Iraq or Afganistan evil empires either, they were third world countries who didn’t like you. As for the UK, aren’t you guys like best buds right now? Does that mean your evil to? If you define evil as going to war for resources, and bombing the shit out smaller poorer countries I think it does!
One more thing, you guys are big because of:
-200 years of slavery
-Destruction of aboriginal peoples and taking their land
-Invading other countries to protect your interests
-Destroying other ideas about society and government (communism) which may threaten your own power
In closing, I want everyone to go see bowling for columbine (pay special attention to the cartoon “A brief history of america”) and farenhiet 9/11.
http://www.bushspeech.org/
About U.S. fighter planes: America’s current line of fighter planes orignated from Canadian innovation. We developed the world’s first supersonic fighters (Avro Areo) but the scrapped the project (When we realised we didn’t need them, and they were too expensive). The designers then headed to the U.S.A. and this lead to the development of the current FA series. To respond to what “f*** canada” said:
The basis for all of your planes is Canadian.
P.S. Over here, we call them CF-18’s 😉
let me keep it simple….
F*** CANADA
Moose F***ers. We should just send the Minnesota National Guard to take that waste of land over already. God damn i hate those stubborn canadian douches.
To the guy who posted above me: Go f*** yourself, you’re the stubborn ones, not to mention ignorant, loud, and obnoxious. The Minnesota national guard could not single handedly invade Canada. Overall the force is too small (only 9500) and lacks the mobility required to cross our “god forsaken bleak landscape”. For once, the Canadian military would (surprisingly) not be outnumbered by their opponents. Not to mention the fact they would not be able to cope with our “god forsaken harsh climate”. Assuming they did cross over into Canada along Minnesota’s border on foot or by truck (they on their own do not have air transports and are not a mechanized unit), their suicide mission’s primary target would be Winnipeg (the largest population center in that area, and lets face it, there is nothing else of real interest to blow up). The guard is primarily light infantry and sharpshooters though they do have one artillery regiment. Suffice it to say the artilley would not cross the border safely and set up as to be of any real threat; this when the terrain of that region is taken into consideration and the distance said artillery must be moved (150km). If they tried to bring their artillery the force would be slowed down significantly. In that particular region there are almost a douzen CFBs (Canadian force’s bases) and other military facilities. Canadian Mechanized infantry (yes we have mech units) from the area would have ample oppertunity and time to flank and counter any resistance. In addition, Winnipeg is the home of Canada’s NORAD detection station and commands several tactical fighter squardons stationed within striking distance in (CF-18 hornets) which can be scrambled within 20 minutes and be on target within a few hours. Any attack along the Minnesota border would be detected early and would meet stiff resistance. In conclusion the Minnesota national guard invading Canada is laughable. However the full American military was attacking, America could invade Canada completely within several months, but the situation would just turn into another Iraq, with insurgents bombing ur asses in the streets. Also, the international community would not stand for such an attack and the UN without a doubt would declare war. America is not the most powerful military force on the planet (though they are pretty close).
Look,I don’t get it…
why don’t both of you idiots (Canadians and Americans)
stop arguing on some stupid worthless
Piece Of Shit?…I don’t know who started it and I don’t care…just stop acting like children and act wise!
(if you think you’re grown up)
Each country has it’s good and has it’s bad…no country is %100 good and no country is %100 bad…i’m from canada in between but not canadian…but I do understand how STUPID this conversation is and I think if ANY of you people HAD a brain,you would’ve stopped it in the begining!
**I’m around 18 but I just found out there are people way older than me with smaller brains! =/ **
Funny how I keep running into these “I Hate Canada Sites” on the web. You Americans seem to have a million of them…such a hateful country you are. Ever search for any Canadian sites and see how many of us bash you? Not very many. In case you haven’t noticed, were a pretty diplomatic country. Like Switzerland on Steroids. Yes, we hide under your military umbrella like a little brother. I mean, I think its pretty damn smart, since we aren’t really paying for it. Besides, who the hell would attack us? We’re just too Damn nice. Did you know that we are always told to wear a Maple Leaf if we vacation in Mexico? That’s so latinos won’t rip us off, beat us up or spit on us. It’s a symbol saying, “Hey, we’re not those arrogant people from the U.S., we’re actually cool”. I mean we can talk about Hockey and Beer, Nukes, Bush and the Canadian Dollar, but really…It’s like comparing apples to oranges. I live in a country where our Medicare is a few meazley dollars a month, whether I get a scratch or need a triple bypass. The air and water is clean, beautiful wildlife surrounding me all the time, and there are only 12 people per square mile. I live in a city where we may forget to lock our doors to our cars & homes and we don’t get taken for what we work so very hard for. Where women don’t have to carry a handgun in their purse when they go out. You can start a business here and sell your goods to Americans like I have and make 30% more money with the exchange rate. What I mean to say is “LIFE HERE IS DAMN GOOD !” If you do indeed hate us, please just stay out of our country. We don’t want you to spoil it.
We don’t want your crime, nor your arrogance, or your tourism. We don’t want your media and melo-dramtic, violent television… Although I ask if we can keep Jerry Springer, afterall all the guests are Americans and it’s great entertainment.
You see, we really don’t care if you people want to be number one at everything. That’s your thing. We are a peaceful melting pot of many cultures, who happen to get along. Imagine that? You work so hard at being numero uno and what are you rewarded with?… Triumphs of wars, Olympic trophies, a million dollar house in a smog ridden city you have to guard with your life? Are you lashing out at us because we have what most of you could only dream of? I’m just saying it’s a different attitude up here. If you pay attention to little brother fellas, you just might learn something valuable. Nuff said.
Oh for the love of pete….
Look, will everyone here just mellow the fwak out? The article was a joke, ha ha, cute, end of story.
I’m not a HUGE fan of Canada (even if the idea of a country who’s #1 export is pro wrestlers is pretty damn shweet), but all in all its an OK place. Unfortunately, we seem to have the very worst of both nations goin’ at it up in here. Basically this who ‘debate’ is:
Canadian kid: Americans are fags america sucks canadia rules all!!!!!!!
American kid:Points out random spelling error hahahahahaha canadians can’t spell!!!!!!! america rules you sucks blahblahblah
Canadian kid: I did that on purpose! America sucks hillbilly hillbilly hillbilly!!!!!
In the imortal words of whoever the hell said it first, STFU.
America’s a’ight, Canada’s a’ight, Frank J.’s a’ight and if he really dislike’s Canada que cera ce’f***ing’ra no need to mess your mukluks over it. (If thats misspelled its not on purpose, its just because in my 21 years on this twisted little planet I’ve never had occasion to require the looking up of the spelling of mukluk. So sue me.)
Us Americans are a bunch of gun toting cowboys, the French are all cheese eating surrender-monkeys, and Canada is full of people who do nothing but walk around all day and say ‘eh’. Its a joke, get over it, and stop being so damn sensitive.
I propose a new US/Canadian peace treaty. As a sign of good faith, you guys can have Micheal Moore, Jane Fonda, and all the bands associated with the ‘Punk Voter Tour’, and in return America is keeping Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Mike Meyers, and Rush. (But you guys have to take Chad Kroeger back, I’m sick of Nickleback.)
f*** canadians…. alll canadians suck balls!! espeacially the french canadians, and the f***er on the top of this list , EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! you all need to die…. soon enough i will gain anough followers and your whole race will fall!!!! F*** you guys…. you think the jews had it bad wait till i get to u. all of your f***ing mounties will have forks up their asses and will be burning ontop of flagpoles…. i will be peeing on your dead carcuses while drinking your blood and shitting on your mother while your sister eats her out and then eating her shit which is made of my shit that she accidentaly ate….. this will be the war of all wars and the canadians will be our slaves and we will use u guys for sex toys for the geeks of our county…. and grant! no longer will grants penis be unused and flacid! meanwhile while while this is happening i will rape your newborn babies and fisting your mothers….. i cant wait!!!
ure horible race will be marked by penis hockey stick ugly girls with doggies and hairy ass vaginas….!!!!u!!i will burn all of this on your forehead using a sautering iron.
in the bible it is said that the unworthy race will soon be destroyed and that a young man in the new millenium will lead the superior race against the damn canadians!!! Genises 12:3
we will set fires to your hockey rinks and make it melt while you mother f***ers drown…..
that is all for now…. untill i find more things to say about ure horible race and your ugly wemon… besides pamela anderson, you all need to burn with your french ancestors.
The Canadian Hitler
No one needs Canada.
Canada does not contribute anything to the world.
If Canada up and poofed, it wouldn’t make a difference.
Peaceful country? Because you have the US in front of you.
Move to Europe and see how long you moose humpers last.
And btw, the US gave you your country, be greatful because if it wasn’t for the US you wouldn’t even be there.
HEY WHO SAYS THAT CANADA DIDN’T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING WE INVENTED PENACILIAN !!!!!!! IF IT WASN’T FOR US YOUR WHOLE CONTRY WOULD BE DEAD!!!!!
SO SUCK ON THAT ALL YOU FAG’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EH!
Hmmm some really clever people on here. I see a few making fun of americans calling them hillbillies…….sure. I dont understsand how that makes sense. You do realize that by calling us that and saying how we treat muslims poor is just showing how ignorant you are. I always love being treated shitty by people who dont even know what the united states of america is all about. And please i dont want any “Hell yeas” from mindless dolts who think im right just because they to are ignorant and racist.
Isn’t it funny how Frank J. (the creator of this site) called plural moose, meese. Moose is both plural and singular you good for nothing piece of shit. I would really like to know why this guy is not planning an attack or something if he hates us so much, maybe he’s scared or can’t find anymore pathetic americans to back him up. They save what little strength they have to attack countries with no defense like Iraq, they know they could not conquer any other way. If they do try to attack us, I hope they atleast take Alberta and torture every f***ing idiot there. Especially Lloydminster. Death to Bush and all his followers. Americans., you better get off this site, I suspect one of your kids is going to shoot up a school, or some psychopathic american will play with a bomb in a building full of people. You guys are just killing yourself off. Good job, that saves everyone else the time of doing it.
IF we are killing ourselves off then why are we the most prosperous nation in the world? Why is it that we provide canada with half there import? why is it then that the canadian economy is boosted impart by the tourism from the Us? And if you believe your country has a strong military defense you are very mistaken. To say we are weak and dumb is pure ignorance. And at what point did every american become a gun nut? I think you people should get your facts inline before you start shooting off at the mouth. And yes bush should die. he is after all a steamy pile of shit.
Don’t talk about ignorance, after all, your username is Adolf Hitler, and I do believe that stupid americans created this site which is based on insulting Canada, you get back what you give. Your country don’t do anything for us besides for put us in danger with your pathetic military tactics. The fact that you let Osama Bin Laden off with 9/11 just proves your not as strong as you would like to believe. Prosperity is not based on how many people you can kill in one day, if it was, then your country would
deserve to be called prosperous. It’s just that Canada equals peace and love and the US equals War and Hate, this site is proof of that. The fact that americans would do this, proves that your all about HATE. When it’s judgement day, God won’t even go through all the americans one by one, he’ll just say, “Oh, your all americans?, then GO TO HELL”.
I love how you say we are all about hate. Can you show me one canadian on here that has too not shown hate? an american may have made this site but the candians are just as hatefull about it as the americans. And thank you for calling us all war mongrals. I guess you dont remember the nineties when we were in no war and we had clinton as our president. You seem to think that everyone backs our president and the possition in iraq. If you do, your wrong. 49% of this country does not agree with the war, 51% does. so there for we are not all death loving fools. Im suprised by the narrow mindedness of the canadians on this site. Mayb if you also thought for once that if something happend to the US, canada and mexico would soon follow. Because A you would lose our econimc support(wich is responsible for like 35% of the worlds economy and 70% of canadas) And you would lose our military support. And yea i can hear you thinking , I dont need your killers to back me up. But if something happend you would beg for our support.Every courty always does. Thats one thing that never stops to amaze me. All these countries trash us, but when shit hits the fan , who do they call for? Not canada. Not england, not fracne, not mexico, not russia. they call for the USA.Because as much shit as we start, we also end a shit load more.
And as for my user name i chose it for a few reasons
1. to grab peoples attention.
2. I wanted to pick a name that your hatred for me could relate too. You want me dead anyway so why not pick the name of a former tryrant.
3.I also love the irony that Adolf Hitler is the most sensible man on here.
Let’s give Osama Bin Laden a round of applause. It’s just too bad he left any of the americans to live. He should of planned for a another dozen years and then just bomb the hell out of all of you. Also, maybe you should just burn in hell if you can’t get your facts right. I wonder why 9/11 didn’t happen in Canada? Hmmm….. Oh, I know, because everyone wants the Americans destroyed. But don’t worry, your day will come. It would not surprise me if 100 countries are plotting together right now to conquer the US, and they can do, maybe the US can fight off one country, but no more than that. And what’s it going to take for you to realize that, AMERICANS MADE THIS SITE, but yet Americans use this site to defend theirselves. Grow up!!!!!!!!!!