It’s always concerned me that pretty much no other country than the U.S. is for a war against Iraq. What this says to me – and to any logical person – is that all other countries are a bunch of pathetic, whiny losers. What the hell is wrong with them? I know, you’re probably saying, “Frank, don’t be concerned with what other countries think; they suck and we don’t need them for anything.” This is true, but it would improve my faith in humanity if just a few more weren’t cowardly naysayers. Luckily, Tony Blair comes along and starts talking so sensibly that you’d think he is an American. From reading The Guardian, I got this idea that the British were a bunch of crumpet eating pansies, but luckily that’s far from the truth. Now no one else can say, “The whole world is against invading Iraq.” It’s the whole world minus Britain, biatch!