Search Engines are the Opiate of the People

Now China has blocked AltaVista in addition to Google just to make it clear to everyone they’re still evil Commies. They can’t have information going unfiltered to their populace making them realize how much better life would be if they just lynched all the Reds in charge. There doesn’t seem to be any official statement on either AltaVista’s or Google’s webpage, but hopefully they’ll do the proper American thing by responding, “Screw you, you stupid Commie bastards!” and then make one result of every search something embarrassing to the Chinese government.

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