A poll shows nearly 70% of Americans don’t want Hillary Clinton to run for president. That sounds good, but it’s like 70% of people saying the proper order is pants, then shoes. What disturbs me is that 30% seem to lack rational thought to know that Hillary is an evil harpy who should be chased away from public life with torches and pitchforks in hand. That’s three in ten people who aren’t horrified at the thought of Hillary Clinton with more power. Luckily, it’s not like they’re evenly distributed throughout society; instead, these people are probably isolated in a few cities where confusing butterfly ballots can be used to disenfranchise them. Still, you could run into one on these wackos on the street, which is yet another of many reasons to carry a firearm.
Because my name is Helpful and history has shown that even 30% of the people can be fooled 100% of the time, I started a HillaryWatch part of my blog. The purpose of it is to document the steps good ole Hillary takes toward the presidency; either in 2004 or 2008.
There aint much to it right now as I am in the process of “reimaging” my little corner of the internet but it should start to pick up steam in a week or so.
It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it
heh heh heh
Maybe some of that 30% just don’t know who she is. Should we disturb their blissful ignorance?
BWAHAHAHAHA
You are too much. I love your stuff. Down with Hillary. Up with IMAO!
Barring an admendment to the Constitution, I won’t be able to run for president until the 2016 elections. I guess that just give me plenty of time to generate buzz.
IMAO in ’16!
I had to get use my toes for this one, but that means you are only 21 years old? Good grief. You write like this an you’re a weenie? Wanna marry my daughter?
Actually, I’m 23 (I’d turn 35 in 2014), and I’m not a weenie; I’m date-of-birth challenged.
All marriage proposals have to go through a rigorous screening process.
Will $5.00 put my application on the top?
Kim will throw in the WWII bolt action rifle of your choosing.
Dowries involving firearms never hurts.