Getting liberated looks like fun. You get to knock down statues and loot like crazy and it’s all cool!
Anyway, I thought it was interesting to see the mood of people during this war:
Wow! With the decapitation attack and Shock and Awe, everyone is going to surrender right away and this war will be over quick!
Oh no! They’re actually fighting back! We have casualties and P.O.W.’s! This war will last forever and tons of our troops will be killed! Quagmire! Quagmire! Quagmire! Quag…
Wait a sec; war’s over. Hooray!
Now that the Iraqis are cheering us – JUST LIKE WE SAID – all we need is to find some WMD’s and then we’ll prove we’re totally right about everything and can be like, “That’s why we don’t listen to other countries: because we’re right about everything and you’re all turds.” Let’s then use the WMD’s on France and Germany and say, “Since you said Iraq didn’t have WMD’s, these can’t be WMD’s we’re using on you now and you can’t get mad.” But they probably will get mad. Hypocrites.
I think we need to give the Iraqi people big sticks, send them over to France and Germany, and beat up all the protesters and Chirac. That too would be fun! Afterwards, they can join up with Rumsfeld and beat up reporters!
I think we should just launch all the WMD at France and Germany, after all Iraq doesn’t have them so they can’t hurt anyone!
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Ignore meti. He/she goes around from site to site and the entirety of the “comment” is “Good Website” and a link…”good website” being the one linked, not the one posted at, of course.
Don’t we still own Germany?
Well, if they won’t be a good little occupied country like Japan, maybe they deserve some of the non-existant WMD’s…
I’ve recently got my map of Europe out (Still has U.S.S.R. on it) and it’s time to mark it up a bit. Let’s see, we’ll draw a big black border around these two guys. Let’s call this new combined country… “Old Europe.”
We should learn from them, though…this is what happens when you have liberty and free elections and use those elections, and that freedom to elect IDIOTS.
Well, in France, I don’t really think they had much of a freedom to elect a good president. They had a choice between a crook (Chirac), or a Nazi nationalist who hated Jews and immigrants, and basically wanted to get rid of them all.
I say we duct tape all the WMD to crazy monkeys, pack the monkeys into a stealth bomber, fly low over France and Germany really slow like, then light the monkeys on fire and drop them. That would be cool.
Ew. Dude. I wouldn’t do that to monkeys. What if they got stinky French cheese on ’em or something? It’s just inhumane, is what it is. Think before you post, man.
monkeys monkeys monkeys . . . .
awww lets not give them sticks and send them over to France, how about machetes? Nothing like hearing about frogs being hacked to death! Wouldnt it be cool to be part of the vigilante movement! I love it, they are taking their country back and dishing out punishment to the appeasers!
The machete idea got me thinking. There are still hungry people in Africa and many of those places are still a mess from when they were French colonies. I bet we could let the Iraqis hack at the french and then they could sell the meat to Africa. The procedes could go toward rebuilding Iraq. For even more world peace goodness, we can then let Israel have the area that is now france as their new homeland.
you know that could really work i heard that the french encouraged cannibals in africa and thats why there are all those wars over there, FLESH
so we give the iraqies machetes they hack up ugly french women/men (with hairy armpits) and we kill (or save) two birds with one stone. we kill ugly french and we feed the africans its a WIN WIN situation
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