I meant to include Israel as one of the countries Rumsfeld does not plan to attack in today’s In My World™, but I forgot. It’s now fixed, and my apologies to all Zionist conspirators.
I’m linking to Courtney on my blogroll because she is cute and has promised me sexual favors, the best kind of favors of all. Obviously the ante has just been upped on what it takes to be added to my blogroll.
I’m still waiting on the sexual favors.
Randall Robison has some interesting NYTimes corrections he found (look for the one titled “More Corrections From the New York Times” because this is, well, blogspot).
I thought the lawsuit against Oreos was ridiculous, but now I’m not so sure (I find almost anything funny that mentions ninjas).

How about some cold, hard Canadian cash? Sounds tempting, eh?
Duly noted. And I will not perform such acts although I do have you linked as one of the BEST BLOGS on my “blog” roll. That’s not a suck up, I actually like your site. (even if I don’t understand the whole monkey fiasco)
I’m not too sure that I’m considered an official blogger but I do thank you for the hits I got when you’ve mentioned my name.
Oreos are best eaten right before a trip to the dentist. Yep, thats MY strategy, a bag of Oreos and a whole lot of popcorn. Lets face it, dentists see ultra clean mouths all day. Why not give them a curveball, “go ahead doc, take a good look at this dumpster mouth of mine”.
Its just like having a cleaning service for your house, everyone cleans the night before, whats the point? By the time your done cleaning, youve done half of their work. Make them earn their pay.
As far as Courtney…. yeah she looks cute, but do you really think she’ll, ahem, um “put out”.
Even if she does, you would always be wondering….. how did she get all those other links….
Of course, if all your interested in is a quick “Blogjob”, then have at it.
You forgot Poland Frank!
Screw Poland.
Well, … You smell, and you aren’t invited to my birthday party.
“How about some cold, hard Canadian cash? Sounds tempting, eh?”
I can’t speak for Frank, but I would be more impressed with just cold, hard Canadians.