Archive of entries posted on 6th May 2003

The Curse of the Monkey Has Been Broken!

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I have closed the poll on which new character people would like to see more of in In My World™, and here are the results with 752 people voting:

The Unnamed Mexican: 69 votes (9%)
The Fox News Reporter: 328 votes (44%)
Buck the Marine: 238 votes (32%)
Ow! A monkey just bit me!: 117 votes (16%)

Ha! So the non-sequitur poll answer involving a monkey came in third! This means the curse of the monkey has been broken ,and I am now back to human form. Thus, there is a brand new About Me page.

As for the characters, I guess we’ll be seeing more of the Fox News Reporter who will be easy to work into any press conference In My World™ post. Though Buck didn’t win, I have plans for another post with him that involves my favorite fox news personalities. The unnamed Mexican, though, will have his farewell in tomorrow’s In My World™, which I will write for you, my readers, despite the horrible sun burn that now covers most of my body.

E-mail Response

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When I wrote back to those defending Michael Moore, I didn’t get a response from mm lover, but I did from Chris Ball. For the sake of completeness, here it is:

Talking of bombing countries, Britain would be a great place to bomb next. We have all the ingredients needed. Crazy leader, plenty of weapons of mass destruction and we’ve just produced a couple of suicide bombers therefore proving our links with Osama. Saying that, I think America possesses one or two of these traits too.
We’ve also got oil, apparently it is running out so whoever wants it needs to take action and quick.
On your other points, American’s probably aren’t as bad as I first made out. Mind, you certainly are a bunch of crazy buggers even if you mean well
with it.
Thanks for your response.
Chris

Crazy bunch of buggers who mean well. I’ll accept that.
Arkat plagiarized followed the meme of my filthy lies. He ended up getting an Instalance, and since he linked to me in the post, I got a piece of the action. When I e-mailed him a little thank you, I CC’d to Glenn Reynolds and got this sinister response:

The beauty of this, of course, is that if anyone ever comes up with *real* incriminating pictures of me, nobody will believe them.

He’s using my filthy lies to his own advantage! I’ll have to come up with the filthiest lie of all this Saturday to show him.
BTW, there is now an animated .gif of Reynolds dancing added to the last filthy lie.