Now I’m mad! I was in the middle of writing my next In My World™, and then I found out that once again Glenn Reynolds has blatantly not linked to me. But what made me really mad, so mad I almost can’t write, is that he referred to you, my readers, as spambots! This means war!
Blaster is also trying to make me mad. Not a good day for it.
The Friendly Ghost reports on how the Germans are going to march through France again. Well, we ain’t helping them out this time!
Cannon has a nice tribute to Reagan on the advent of the commissioning of the USS Ronald Reagan (thanks to Emperor Misha I for pointing out the link). I can’t wait to see that ship and her crew kick some serious ass!
SPOONS IS BACK!!!!
Archive of entries posted on 13th July 2003
Who Wants a Permalink?
I used to approve pretty much any link exchange, but now my blogroll is too large and I’m too big and important. As Stephen Den Beste had said before, permalinks don’t really bring you more traffic, but I still think they are important as a status symbol. So I came up with this great idea: why don’t I have people compete over a permalink on my site!
Here’s the deal. I’ll come up with a short answer question, and people competing for the permalink will then write answers to it. I will then post all the answers and have people vote on the best one. I will say what blogs are competing, but I will not say who wrote which. If someone reveals which one they wrote, they are disqualified (this keeps blogs which already have a decent amount of traffic from trying to tip the scales). If you are interested, post in the comments section along with your blog URL. Anyone already on my links page is disqualified (only Rachel gets multiple links).
As always, if you just want to get on my Links of the Day post, feel free to e-mail me a post anytime you feel particularly proud of one. Best done during the weekdays when I have less time to read and find links anyway.
Evil Plotting
It’s Sunday, which means it’s time to plot the destruction of Instapundit.
A number of sites didn’t link to me on my blogiversary, but, of all those sites, Instapundit didn’t link to me the most. It was almost as if Glenn Reynolds wrote, “Hey! Look at me! I’m not linking to IMAO!” I know he fears my rise to power, and thus is working to undermine me– but I shall do him in first!
Everyone already knows that Glenn Reynolds puts puppies in blenders, but I need more than that to completely annihilate Instapundit. Oh, the plans I have for him; he will wish he never even thought of blogging. Muh ha ha ha ha!
…okay, I got nothing. I don’t have a plan yet. But I shall put every other thought to the destruction of Instapundit (well, every third thought). I shall come up with a plan, and then I will be the greatest blog out there. No one will be able to stop me. No one! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Okay, I’m done now.
UPDATE: I got it! Let’s send him a mass hate mail campaign to unnerve him. We’ll each send him one e-mail with the subject “You Are Hated” and then have this as the body:
I hate you.
THIS IS NOT A FORM LETTER
Just click on the e-mail link above or do it yourself (I’ve already sent mine). Don’t tell him I’m behind this, though; let him think this was all spontaneous.