It’s Sunday, which means it’s time to plot the destruction of Instapundit.
A number of sites didn’t link to me on my blogiversary, but, of all those sites, Instapundit didn’t link to me the most. It was almost as if Glenn Reynolds wrote, “Hey! Look at me! I’m not linking to IMAO!” I know he fears my rise to power, and thus is working to undermine me– but I shall do him in first!
Everyone already knows that Glenn Reynolds puts puppies in blenders, but I need more than that to completely annihilate Instapundit. Oh, the plans I have for him; he will wish he never even thought of blogging. Muh ha ha ha ha!
…okay, I got nothing. I don’t have a plan yet. But I shall put every other thought to the destruction of Instapundit (well, every third thought). I shall come up with a plan, and then I will be the greatest blog out there. No one will be able to stop me. No one! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Okay, I’m done now.
UPDATE: I got it! Let’s send him a mass hate mail campaign to unnerve him. We’ll each send him one e-mail with the subject “You Are Hated” and then have this as the body:
I hate you.
THIS IS NOT A FORM LETTER
Just click on the e-mail link above or do it yourself (I’ve already sent mine). Don’t tell him I’m behind this, though; let him think this was all spontaneous.
No no no. Glenn puts the puppies in the microwave. The kittens go in the blender for his warmongering death pig cocktail parties. Jeebus. If you’re going to slander the man do it properly.
Sheesh, Craig–get your facts straight! The HAMSTERS go in the microwave, the puppies in the blender, and he puts the kittens on the Hibachi.
No! No! No! He puts the kittens in the Wok and the monkeys on the hibachi.
Sheesh! Frank, if I’m to be forced to educate your readers, I demand a space on your blogroll.
So, like, what’s in it for us? Your business model seems a bit thin in the regard…
Tell ya what. How about a HUGE plug for Blaster’s post of the Aikido video?
E-mail Sent! 🙂
Email sent.
That’s justice !
I’ll mention Blaster’s deception in Links of the Day. The actual video will go up when I get enough Peace Gallery pictures for another update.
I even used cut and paste for the body of the e-mail.
If he’s examining these letters as closely as he should that ought to convince him.
Muh ha ha ha! He must be going crazy with finding out how many people hate him!
Serenity’s right! I want a space on your blogroll, too, at least I want one reserved for in case I ever get a blog.
Besides, everybody knows that it’s cats that go in the blender.
Careful, my young Padawan, you’re treading on precariously thin ice there 😉
In fact, I’d call it an ice necklace at the moment….
G.L. Quickie
Most likely due to Jennifer’s subtle blegging in his comments, Frank is going to have a competition for a spot on his blogroll…. Now if it were based on sheer volume of linkage, I’d be a shoe-in……..
Yo dude its cool that your trashing some internet geeks rep and all, but Instapundit does have a link to you. Your making a big fuss over nuttin!— Ok he has you at # 149 on his list.–Must not think your important enough.—Probably because your doing the satire shtick—think if it was the best seller list you wouldn’t be in the top 20 — your not even on the bilboard chart— The nosebleed section of his blogsite.– Dude thats like the WB section at the Emmy awards ceremony. –Your getting the Jessi Jackson seats at the convention. –Your hotel reservations are being bumped for Hillary Clinton’s Parents fresh in from Sarasota.- Yup, after giving it a think, I’d be pissed if I were you.
Does this mean I get to put you on my hit list? I dutifully put in a plug for your site in a conspicuous location on my Web site, and you still haven’t repaid the favor. There are others in a similar situation.
Bloodthirsty Warmonger
http://www.ColoradoPsycho.com
Hey, just send me a post for Links of the Day and Frankie-boy will give you linkage. Frank loves all bloggers. Instapundit hate bloggers. Instapundit bad.
Looks like Glen has responded to the campaign already: “(I swear that people send even more email when I go offline, even not counting Frank at IMAO’s spambots).http://www.instapundit.com/
He did not even link to you when he was acknowledging your attack… He must be scared now!
Email Sent
And by the way, serenity is right about kittens being in the wok and monkeys on the habachi!
If this were hockey play-by-play:
Frank takes a shot at the apparently open net but NOOOOOOO! Reynolds appears outta no-where and deflects the puck!
Actually, though, I’m sure it was an unintentional oversight that he left off the a href=”…..
He was just in such a hurry to link to IMAO, is all.
Reynolds spanks the young un’…HARD!
So much for another nefarious plot. Could any response be worse? Being acknowldeged, but not linked by the Instaman? Swat! Stay tuned for future epsiodes of Pinky and FrankJ, on Nick for the Blogosphere….
The BLOGSPLAT has hit the fan!
Frank at IMAO is mad about not getting any recognition by InstaPundit. He asked his loyal readers to email Glenn about it. Glenn is none too happy about having received the emails. Frank is less upset about Glenn calling the…
So are we actually suppose to say we hate him…… cause i got yelled at for this before.
Frank, you are just adorable. Your arch-nemesis may sometimes do the occasional parody that really hits it out of the park–but he will NEVER be as cute as you are.
I’ve been meaning to do this myself sometime soon; my ratings are down and I need to create a spike. I had thought about nosing around Orrin Hatch’s website, but I fear that’s been done. Nothing else to do but PICK A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER BLOGGER!
Joey D.,
I italicized “one” just for you.
Attila,
Blog disputes always means more traffic. Hooray!
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Belated blogiversary to an evil man. I am glad that he does not hate me the way he does that
hey now, i thought it froze, and like a normal guy, clicked “post” 230495 times out of hate for that computer
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