Matt of Blackfive is a national hero. I’m almost ready to give him a permalink on this story alone. If you bother to read anything I ever link to, make it this.
Po’ wittle Wizbang. He took a look at the blogging ecosystem and realized who he’s f**king with! And now he’s pleading for help. Muh ha ha ha!
I warned you before about how sinister Donkey Kong was, and Laurence Simon has proof!
A reader sent me a link to this comic to show me why my campaign against Glenn Reynolds is doomed to fail.
One Little Victory gets a troll who actually uses the phrase “Bush lied; people died” with a straight face.
Jared keeps track of North Korea’s unofficial spokesman so you don’t have too. A real funny read.
When it comes to the spelling on sensational photos about naked women getting shot with paintballs, Spoons gets results!

I don’t always have a lot of time each day to peruse the blogosphere, so don’t be afraid to send me a link to one of your posts if you think it’s especially worthy. Just don’t bug me too often (try to keep e-mails to once a week) or get too upset if I don’t use it.

We’re pretty sure North Korea has nuclear weapons, and this would be a serious and scary affair if their leader wasn’t so damn goofy looking with his poofy hair and all. He’s like the clown prince of evil dictators. Still, Bush seems comitted to a diplomatic solution, and, while I favor… uh… what’s the opposite of a diplomatic solution? Oh yeah, a bomb the crap out of them solution. As I was saying, while I favor that, here are some ideas for a diplomatic solution:
TOP TEN DIPLOMATIC SOLUTIONS TO THE NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR CRISIS
10. Offer free coupon for SuperKutz in exchange for nuclear warheads.
9. At talks, say, “Hey! Look over there!” Then grab nuclear warheads and run away while laughing (laughing makes you run faster).
8. Ask Kim Jong Il to “Please dismantle nukes.” If that doesn’t work, raise to pretty please. Then put sugar on top. Then offer to be his best friend.
7. Have people negotiating with Kim Jong Il have even larger and poofier hair so that he is shamed.
6. Make nuclear armament a symbol of gay pride. Joke to Kim Jong Il, “I didn’t know you swung that way.”
5. Dress up cruise missiles in suits and ties so they look like diplomats. Have then be tough, but fair, and then explode.
4. Buy a big meal from KFC and eat it in front of the North Korean people while saying, “Mmmm… this is good chicken! I just wish I had citizens of a country which isn’t proliferating nuclear weapons to share it with.”
3. Have Bush challenge Kim Jong Il to kung fu fight for the warheads. Cheat like all ‘ell.
2. Say we will exchange his nuclear warheads for even better ones. What we give them instead are spray-painted automatic bread makers.
And, the number one diplomatic solution to the North Korean nuclear crisis…
Do that “Got your nose!” trick to Kim Jong Il. Say you won’t give his nose back until he dismantles his nuclear weapons program.

While my experiment has not worked so far, look what Instapundit and his droog Wizbang have done.
Enemies List:
Instapundit
Wizbang
You will both rue the day you crossed me. Live your lives knowing destruction is imminent.
You may have won this round, puppy blender, but the war is far from over.
UPDATE: Jennifer noticed that Glenn Reynolds has changed my permalink so it goes to that phoney page. Now that’s dirty pool! Remember, Glenn, you started this, but I’ll end it!