In case you hadn’t seen it before, here are 50 reasons The Lord of the Rings movies suck. My favorite is reason 13 closely followed by 14, 39, and 49.
Also, you need to order my t-shirt soon to get it in time for Christmas.
Soon means now!
In case you hadn’t seen it before, here are 50 reasons The Lord of the Rings movies suck. My favorite is reason 13 closely followed by 14, 39, and 49.
Also, you need to order my t-shirt soon to get it in time for Christmas.
Soon means now!
I was unsure if this was Sarcasm or not, but a look at the Casting reasons cleared my vision: this is, of course, sarcasm.
I certainly hope.
The guy got tons of hate mail be people who took it seriously.
The first time I read that list (last year) I was having a bad day and thought it was serious.
I read it today, when I’m having a good day, and I realize that no, it wasn’t serious, it was just undiluted sarcasm stored in an improper container. That stuff can eat through cement, you know.
Well, I’m glad that you guys cleared it up, because I was about to turn into one of those whiny liberal-like (notice I said liberal-like and not liberal, damnit!) people and bitch about a post. I guess that sarcasm is sometimes hard to pick up on a computer screen. Isn’t that why so many muckadoos want your head Frank?
Well, I’m glad that you guys cleared it up, because I was about to turn into one of those whiny liberal-like (notice I said liberal-like and not liberal, damnit!) people and bitch about a post. I guess that sarcasm is sometimes hard to pick up on a computer screen. Isn’t that why so many muckadoos want your head Frank?
I’m sorry, but I can’t see how you could take this seriously after the very first reason. (the gratuitous bolding is another tip off).
Kind of off topic but number 14 reminded me of something I read in a comic this week (its my secret nerd shame). Captain America is fighting an alien who is telling him to surrender and his response is “Do you think this A on my mask stands for France?”
Captain America kicks ass!
Number 11, the retracted topic, shows the author is very familiar with LOTR. For anyone who isn’t a Tolkien fanatic people who obsese with the book (no, not me – Oh, yea, I have some cheap ocean front property in Arizona if you believe that 🙂 ) have HUGE flame wars wether or not Balrogs have wings or they are smoke and shadow. If you are interested go to almost any Tolkien realated board and search for Balrog and Wings and it will be long.
I think Peter Jackson is Michael Moore of Middle Earth.
There! It is said! I hate the movies! Die! Die! Die, Son of Celluloid! Ghan-Buri-Ghan has spoken!
“Captain America is fighting an alien who is telling him to surrender and his response is ‘Do you think this A on my mask stands for France?'”
See, this is the kind of thing that is going to get me fired someday; sooner or later my boss is going to want to know why I occasionaly burst out laughing for no apparent reason. It happens a lot when I visit IMAO and I have to place the blame squarely upon Frank and the rest of you.
Frank, I’ve been reading you site for awhile but never commented, because I don’t own a gun and I thought you’d smell my non-gunowningness and reject me as a reader. But now I’m PLANNING to buy a gun – and largely because of you, I might add – so I figure you’re pretty much stuck with me.
Hooray! The more honest, IMAO-reading citizens with guns, the better the world is.
Did anyone read the file-sharing and Eminem essays? Hilarious, once you realize that it’s all sarcasm.
And I loves me some sarcasm.
Actually, I liked the Matrix one better.
“30: Two words:
Keanu Reeves.
31: Two more words:
See above”
The song The Real Slim Shady is a cover of the Roy Orbison song of the same name, released in 1976.
This guy is hilarious.
A gun in the hand of an IMAO-reader is not a gun, it’s, well, JUSTICE!
mikey
A mechanical contrivance to render monkeys ambient temperature?
smoking the html crack pipe…
My attempt at funny.
So I missed a quote mark. There is no edit!
Anyways.
I do hope he was joking…It has the attitude of a genuine muckadoo. I was originally going to post how stupid that guy must be but then noticed the other posts about how he was TRYING to be stupid.
I feel like a chucklehead. It took me about 15 points before I realized it was a joke. So much for my reading comprehension.
That was frikkin’ hilarious. This was my favorite:
“Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
The most advanced civilization is that of the elves, which are long-haired, new-age types? Sorry, Mr. Jackson, but modern science has proven that in any modern civilization, hippies would be extinct.”
Though I disagree. Dean’s cyber-candidacy proves that not all of the idiotic hippies died out. They just cut their hair and got internet access.
Mr. Jackson…that reminds me, did you guys know michael jackson had his own arcade video game? It was called “Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker”. In it, you get points for touching little children and killing bad guys by doing the moonwalk. And if you touch a chimp…you become robo-jackson….It has to be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life hah!
Info on “Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker”:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/coinop/arcade/data/10344.html
Heh, I’m kind of a new reader (starting back somewhere around the 15th) and I have to say that this gave me a good, much-needed 20 minute or so laugh…
I don’t know how people can mistake that for the real thing. I’ve been going to pointless waste of time longer than I have IMAO, maybe that gives me an edge in detecting funny. Maybe you aren’t as smart as Frank and I.
Anyway, I love MAO forever!
You REALLY need to get them to reprint a limited run of the Nuke the Moon T-Shirts 🙁
IMAO T-Shirts
Although Frank J. is selling a Cool new Know Thy Enemy shirt, how many of you would rather buy a Nuke The Moon T-Shirt?…
From ‘The Onion’:
Bush Won’t Put Down New Football
WASHINGTON, DC–According to White House sources, President Bush has not allowed his new Wilson official NFL leather game football to leave his sight since he received it as a gift last week. “The president has that ball with him everywhere he goes,” Vice-President Dick Cheney said Monday. “The way he pump-fakes it in the Oval Office is really distracting.” Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has threatened to take the ball away and lock it in his desk if he sees it at the table during another goddamned cabinet meeting.
Frank–you forgot to vote in the New Blog Showcase again! We may have to recind your Alliance foundership…..
WHY LOTR SUCKS
The definitive list – via Frank….
Hey, Frank, in case you haven’t noticed, your older posts are now being spammed by comments from a freakin’ online Canadian pharmacy.
I suppose it’s better than the kiddie porn, though.
I Dont Care, I’ll Watch Them Anyway
Dr. Albert Oxford claims the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy sucks, and he compiled a list to back up…
Hooray! my shirt arrived!
i haven’t seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies… i could care less…
Now there’s a cry for attention if there ever was one.
hurry get the shock pads! this site is almost dead!
haha, indeed, this site is dead! i will catch up to you soon frank J!!! (or as you are known in terrorist circles, Frank Joooo!!)
Commencing Shock Therapy
Showcase redux
If you’ve read Harvey’s post, you know that the New Blog Showcase from last week is a do-over. This means if you didn’t vote (Frank J I’m looking at you!) you have another chance, and if you did vote, you
Grumble grumble…
It seems I got another Christmas present–a miserable cold. All the lovely symptoms of a NyQuil commercial wrapped up in one movie theater manager who is condemned to a 12 hour workday…. Well, one good thing–I can’t legally serve any popcorn! And if…
Great. I stop reading IMAO for a month and FrankJ goes underground. You bes’ be writing one helluva kick-ass book, boyeeee!
Well, at least Rachel Lucas might soon be blogging again.
I dunno about frank. He is probaly dead. FRANK IF YOU ARE ALIVE GIVE US A SIGNNNNNNNN
He said he might not post until next year, remember?
Well, I did keep expecting Elrond to bust out with a
“MIS-ter Baggins…”
i thought the list was hillarious, i figured it had to be satire cuz the guy was saying things that werent making sense…so naturally it was funny, i thought the movies rocked by the way. and yes i was waiting for Elrond to bust out a “Purpose” speech all MIS-ter like
happy new years dear Frank.
Dagnaggit, Frank, your blog’s overrun with spam and all your good posts are pushed off the page. Do you see what happens when you leave? Chaos!
Whatever happened to Frank J?
This appears to be the last post he wrote:Another Post for the Hell of it. Has Madfish Willie driven him mad?…