Hey everybody. I just got home from a day of traveling and am eating some McDonalds. Just thought I’d let you know I ain’t dead or nut’n. Now I have 500 unread e-mails to sort through – some of which aren’t spam – but I’ll try and come up with a post for tomorrow. I haven’t really followed the news for the past week, and having read any blogs, so, if something interesting happened, please tell me in the comments.
BTW, here is my last minute vote for the New Weblog Showcase. Check it out.
Damn, I got to get up at 6am tomorrow and jetlag is going to make it feel like 4am…
Oh, look what the cat drug in.
News of the past week or so…hmmm Some French and UK flights to the US were cancelled due to terror concerns; the Democrats had 12 more debates; Michael Jackson told a bunch of lies on 60 Minutes about his booking; I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to, oh wait, I don’t have car insurance.
Nice to have you back, Frank.
Bill O’Reilly is doing a report on the Dumbest People of 2003 tonight at 9. He’ll probably have it up on his website soon, too.
But why not just post a Frank Answers while you wait? You haven’t done one in a while.
I’ve missed you!!!!!! Welcome back!!!! And thanks for voting–I would’ve hated having to kick you out of the Alliance… 😉
Don’t forget that Frank’s pal, Steve Irwin, riled up a few people when he took his baby out to feed the crocodiles.
Welcome back Frank. Don’t ever stay away that long again.
It’s inhumane and you have responsibilities to us. Next time it happens, you’re fired.
Whew! I was worried! I finally got back online after a month and all I found was a blank page on IMAO. Man, that was scary. Thanks for checking in with us, now I can finally get some sleep.
the best things in the news for the past weeks would be the european mars craft failing and the US one working, and howard dean saying that the book of job in the bible is in the new testament when its reallt the old testament – funny, he just randomly picked job – probably thought it sounded different or something
Welcome back, Frank! You been missed (but I’ll reload and try again.)
Welcome back, Frnak!
Check out drudgereport.com to see the despicable ad that moveon.org posted comparing Hitler to George W.
I think it should be known that jonag had actual withdrawal symptoms ranging from frothing at the mouth to talking to herself in a very gollum-like manner. It was very creepy.
Timmy fell down the well. Steve Irwin is still a champ.
Britney Spears married that guy from Seinfeld, George.
Don’t forget the meteor that hit Iran…
About bloody time. Speaking of spam, your comments section in pretty much every post is now free advertising for, among other things, a Canadian pharmacy and penile enlargement pills.
and I still want some dead Iraqi puppet theature (but you thought I forgot didn’t you)
Monday morning assortment
I’ve been meaning to thank LeeAnn for the inspiration to put my picture on my blog. Ok, other bloggers (like Tiger) have their picture posted, and I think I’ve even seen a few other who use their baby pictures, but LeeAnn’s is just so darned cute! And …
Yay! Welcome back, Frank.
aaaahhhhhhhh……
I can finally start getting my daily fix again, and my life can finally regain some sense of normalcy. Good to have you back, hope your holidays were like totally sweet.
Will 2004 be the year that Frank finally  blogrolls Spatula City BBS?
Tune in and find out!!! (grin)
the US is now fingerprinting and taking pictures of those pesky foreigners that keep coming through customs.
Brazil called us fascist for doing so, and then decided to do the same to us.
You eat at McDonalds Frank?
WTF!?!?
Don’t you know McDonald’s supports the COMMIES?
Commies=Liberals=Hippies=Destruction of America
Therefore, since you ate at McDonald’s you were consuming COMMUNISM and are now a Liberal Hippy who wants to destroy America.
You better start stuffing your face at Burger King to dilute the communism in your body before it’s too late.
Well, this is the first time I’ve been here and I’ve been laughing non-stop since I came in 🙂
Thanks a lot! Needed something to brighten up the day and your blog sure did it.