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I think I’m done antagonizing Glenn Reynolds. I’ve exposed his terrible secret about his drinking habits to the world, and now it’s time to bury the hatchet. Until we turn the Alliance into the ultimate blog portal, his site is still one of the best places to find interesting news and blog links.
So who should be my next enemy? Margaret Cho seems like an interesting target. She a “professional” comedian trying to encroach on my turf, and maybe I should lay the law down on this wacky leftist. I could start the “Cho Must Go” club.
My other idea is to tackle who used to be my favorite columnist: Jonah Goldberg. In the Corner yesterday, he said that Cosmo is the “it” dog of the American right. I sent an e-mail to him explaining that Chomps is the “it” dog of the American right and demanding a retraction… and he rebuked me! In the same e-mail, he admitted that his last column was a rehash of a theme he’s done before. Everyone knows I would never rehash the same theme (that would be as lame as Aquaman). Thus, I’ve come to one conclusion: Jonah Goldberg is mad – mad with power! And I think it’s time I replace him. I’m younger, hipper, and even better at working a Simpson’s quote into any written piece.
What do you think? Who should be my next target in the blogosphere?
More as this develops…

I’ve been hearing rumors that Bush is going to double the budge of the National Endowment of the Arts. We conservatives have been trying to get rid of the NEA for years; we hate art! And we hate artists even more! The only art I find any use for is the martial kind.
Am I missing something? Is all this money going towards sculptures made from the skulls of our enemies? If not, I don’t want my money going towards more feces smeared Virgin Mary paintings. Time to really start lobbying the government for a check box on our tax forms that says “Please just spend my money on cruise missiles.”

I guess should comment some on who’s looking more likely to be the Democrat’s presidential nominee: John Kerry. But what’s the best way to make fun of a haughty, French-looking Senator from Massachusetts who – by the way – served in Vietnam? Any ideas? I was thinking of making fun of his hair.
The status quo must be preserved even if the whole world must be upheaved in the process!