Archive of entries posted on 13th January 2004

Bite-Sized Wisdom: Change for IMAO, Dowd, Dumb Dems, Nightmares, and Monkeys Are Eating Your Children!

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  • Because of a tight schedule, my main posting is now going to be on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from now on. On Tuesday and Thursday, you get what I can hack out real quick. Today it’s some Bite-Size Wisdom™ and maybe some Frank Answers™ if I have time at lunch.
  • Maureen Dowd is never going to get fired because everyone wants to read her columns. When she came back from her hiatus, it was the talk of the blogosphere. Did you read it? It was like a stream of thought essay by a schizophrenic. You could not write something that bad if you tried, and that’s why her articles are entertaining in their own way. She’s like the Ed Wood of columnists.
  • As Opinion Journal pointed out, this poll shows that the average Republican knows more about the Democrat presidential nominees than the average Democrat, even though there ain’t a way in God’s name we’d ever vote for them. And I remember seeing some article arguing that we’re the party of the dumb. It’s a fact that, if someone closely follows politics, odds are he or she is a Republican. Draw your own logical conclusion from that.
  • I had this nightmare the other night where I was stuck in a building and there were terrorists with hostages on the floor below me. So, I grabbed some clips for my .45 and then tried to find my gun among my dad’s gun collection, but all I could locate were 9mm’s. And, though they had higher capacity, there was no way I was going to face terrorists with a 9mm. So I kept looking, but, when I found my .45, it was broken. Any psychologists out there know what that dream may mean?
  • In monkey news… monkeys are eating your children! Grab your shotguns and kill them now! NOW! If we were really serious, we’d make eliminating monkeys part of our war on terror.
  • That’s all you get for now. See you later.
  • One more thing: how come no one pointed out that the date I had on my previous post, May 3, 2004 (now corrected) didn’t make any sense? I only found out when it was reprinted (with permission, I might add) on Right Wing News. Come on, people; be more observant!