I had asked my smart readers what question they would ask John Kerry if given the chance.
First, the runner-ups who each get to ask me one question for a future Frank Answers™ (so choose wisely):
J Fielek wrote:
“We all know you served in Vietnam. Which side did you fight for?”
Pat Rand wrote:
“Since you spend more on your hair than most third world nations spend on food, why do you still look like one of those angry trees from the Wizard of Oz?”
Robert wrote:
“During your life Mr. Kerry you’ve been married to two rich women. Being that you have no personality or sence of humor, how did you do that?”
And the winner, who can send me two question for Frank Answers™ is Bob Owens who wrote:
“So, Senator, how does four months of actual combat experience make you a better candidate than say, Lyndie England?”
Thanks for playing!
robbed, i was.
First
“During your life Mr. Kerry you’ve been married to two rich women. Being that you have no personality or sence of humor, how did you do that?”
Maybe that’s why he was married to two women.
YEAH THIS IS ALL WELL AND NICE BUT BILL GATES AS ABLOGGER HELLO ANY COMMENTS COME ON FRANKIE BOY YOU GOTTA FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOGGER BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I demand a recount!
Wait, no I don’t. I just realized how dumb that sounded. Sorry.
Hey I finally won something! …whatcha mean there’s no cash?
Figures.
I’ll send my questions in over the weekend.
BTW, I’d like to thank Frank J, the Academy…
gets played off
I’m a loser…..again. sigh
Yeah really, jonag.. You’d think Frank would throw you a bone every now and then at least! 🙂
This may or may not be off-topic, but doesn’t Sarah STILL look great over there in the right hand corner?!?!
I’m just sayin’…
Miller’s Twelve Pack…
It’s Friday, FRIIIDAAAY!!! I am excited because I started my weekend early and just vegged out today. The blogosphere is full of great stuff this week, so here is the Twelve Pack to bring you a small sample:
I know this is totally off topic Frank, but Michael Moore makes me so mad i nearly turn into a hulk-like beast
im not sure if its the frequent consumption of microwave popcorn or the “Nuclear Fun” chemistry set i recived for my 5th birthday
Did you miss this? I’ll post it again, just in case.
Let’s see, something theological, so he can show us he’s a religious guy.
Senator, in your opinion, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
just wanted to make sure.
Almost a winner!
IMAO: Now There Will Be No Question Who the Winners Are I made a solid showing as runner up…
Frank, SandraK OK
AtomShip?
week one. total FrankJ love. awesome tunes.
week two. same thing. diggin it.
week three? ZERO- LINK GONE- WTF?
Week four, AtomShip on Top40 radio. Zero info from U.
Have you sold out Frank ?
Gotta know …
Once again, my mediocre comment did not place. I’m going for beer. WHO’S COMING WITH ME!
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT BILL GATES MAY BECOME A BLOGGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HELLO WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A QUESTION ANSWERED AROUND HERE ARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
BILL THE BLOGGER COMMENTS APPRECIATED
HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turkeyhead, there’s plenty o’ beer at my place! I can’t seem to give it away.
What Would You Ask F***face Kerry?
The Imperial Secretary of War has asked his readers that question and posted the best suggestions here. Yes, the winner…
Frank,
It had to be tough to pick from all of those. There were some great responses, and a BUNCH of them.
I’m gonna sue you guys for slander. F*** you dimwitted shitbags.
My anus hurts real bad!
Anybody got a cheeseburger?
My balls itch real bad.
I wish Lyndie Johnson would come play with me.
How about we hung a pork chop around her neck, Michael? Would that help?
(Frankity Frank)
Q&A
Frank has collected the best questions the press should ask Kerry. Heh heh….
Senator Kerry, why do you suck?
I was robbed! I demand a recount. And another recount. Frank missed the chads! I am disenfranchised! What about the military absentee ballots! We will take this to the Supreme Court! No, wait, they were appointed by Bush’s father. Well, two of them were. Hanging chads. HANGING CHADS! DAMN ELECTORAL COLLEGE!
(you know I am only saying this because the judge lives in FLORIDA)
Let’s go cry in our beers, Turkeyhead. I can’t believe I only got “marginal” recognition last time. No accolades. No book deal. No weekend in Vegas.
Being funny used to count for something, ya know?
You should really keep this feature going…it’s fun. If I’d known about it, I would have submitted:
“Of the many bills you have authored during your 19 years in the U.S. Senate, which do you feel was the most significant?”
Explanation: someone can correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t he authored or taken the lead on all of zero bills since he’s been in the Senate?
I’m a runner up, I’m so Happy.
Flippity Flop
Frank had a contest which asked his readers “what question they would ask John Kerry if given the chance.” Here’s…