Remember, tomorrow is a special day… for more than one reason…

…support his sponsors.
We have a return advertiser selling a deck of cards giving 52 reasons to re-elect George W. Bush.
Here’s one reason: I told you to! ::shakes fist::
Make sure to check out all my advertisers to thank them for advertising on IMAO. Also, when buying from Amazon, click through my link so I get a cut. Also, join Netflix like me instead of renting from BlockBuster like some caveman.
I’d say to buy my t-shirts, but that’s for SarahK to do tomorrow…
* Money may be spent on a new gun instead.

As I mentioned previously, I have a Hyundai Accent I bought new when I was interning during college. I’m soon going to be thinking about getting a new vehicle, and I was wondering what suggestions people might have as I’m not much of a car person. What I need is something that fits my prestigious stature, won’t break the bank, and isn’t driven by every other person on the road. So what should a hip, young adult like me be driving?

It looks like Glenn Reynolds is finally giving up his evil ways:

Indeed.
(thanks to reader Mark for sending this in)

SarahK has just sent in her modeling photos, and they are simply awesome. I’ll have the premier tomorrow.
We’ll see if WizBang has any response…

So the terrorist have put out a video showing the Italians they still have hostage. Why hadn’t we heard anything about this until now? Since they murdered one hostage, I haven’t heard a word about these people or the search to find them. What is it? Do they have to be naked with women’s underwear on their heads to get any coverage these days?
What we need to do is get some of these terrorists and then not let a word out what happened to them. Then, one day Al-Jazeera will get a video on it with one of the theorists reading a written a statement saying, “The American have treated me well until now, when they are blowing me up.” Then he’ll be like, “Wait a sec! Is this ri…”
BOOM!
Then pigs run on screen and eat the remains.
Now, some people may say this is cruel and unusual punishment, but that’s just silly. These terrorist blow themselves up all the time, so this punishment would be right in line with their beliefs. As for the pigs… well… it’s not like you can expect the American government to keep track of where pigs are and are not wandering around looking for eats.
Sounds like a good deterrent to me, but we still need to get these terrorists in the first place. They say they are sending a message to the pope, so let’s send the pope to negotiate. He’ll greet them cordially, take off his pope hat… but it’s not the pope! It’s me! And there’s a shotgun hidden in the pope hat.
BLAM! BLAM!
“Consider that an excommunication.”
Now, that might be a little sacrilegious to imitate the pope, but luckily Jesus is a forgiving guy… especially if you have good intentions such as splattering terrorists.
Even if they don’t use my suggestions, someone needs to do something. And keep me updated in the news, g’dammit.