I’m having so little time to get things done lately, but one thing I want to get moving on is the next t-shirt design. I’m planning to sketch what I want and then send that to some artists to get a better rendition. You can all help me by pointing me to some pictures of rottweilers and angry, growling dogs (I want growl over barking). Best would be a growling rottweiler. Help on this could also be considered a B-Day present.
Only you can make the Chomps t-shirt kick ass cool.
Archive of entries posted on 4th June 2004
I Wonder How Gollum Would Look with a Little Botox?
I don’t have to be funny all the time; sometimes my reader can get do it for me. Inspired by one of my posts (I assume this one), Greg made this:
A Quarter Century and Counting
Today marks twenty-five years since I triumphantly emerged from the womb, and, unfortunately, it’s been a real bad morning. I feel like I need a gallon of coffee to get my head straight. I don’t have any good political humor post for today and won’t have time to post anything at lunch, so, as your present to me, you can be forgiving.
I did finally get the Peace Gallery photos from my lazy brother Joe foo’ the Marine which he took about a year ago, so I’ll have those up later. Everyone else the with a NTM t-shirt get working on your photos to show your support for peace.
Also, as Harvey reminded me, I declared last June 4th to be National Gun Safety Day, so don’t shoot yourself.
Do As the Pretty Girl Beckons and Buy My T-Shirts
SarahK, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, showing her support for Chairman Mao
The modeling photos are finally in. I chose my favorite and have them randomly rotating on the sidebar. Here are all SarahK sent me, though.
Showing off the logo:
Front 1
Front 2
Front 3
Front 4
Front 5
Front 6
Front 7
Front 8
Front 9
Terrorists are bad:
KTE: Terrorists 1
KTE: Terrorists 2
KTE: Terrorists 3
KTE: Terrorists 4
KTE: Terrorists 5
French are smelly:
KTE: The French 1
KTE: The French 2
KTE: The French 3
KTE: The French 4
One day the moon will be nuked:
Nuke the Moon 1
Nuke the Moon 2
Nuke the Moon 3
Nuke the Moon 4
Nuke the Moon 5
Nuke the Moon 6
Now we’ll have to see what the villainous Wizbang and the traitorous Willow (that reminds me; I still need to send her her t-shirt she won) will do in response. Where are your t-shirt modeling photos? Where are your t-shirts, for that matter?
I am Frank J., king of t-shirts and babes!
