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  1. “Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” – Benjamin Franklin.
    aka: Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead. – Who Knows
    (I refuse to say first because I have not slipped that low, but let it be known that I posted before the second comment.)

  2. Man! I know what you mean. One time I ordered a burger “well said” and it SUCKED! The waiter had a really annoying New England accent (“cheese – buh – gaah”) and afterwards I was still hungry.
    However, if I had my ‘druterhs, I’ll go for medium well any day!

  3. mmmmmm, medium rare. and speaking of, ahem, passing gas, I was lately thinking that it would be a good idea to have one of those rude noise making devices in restrooms, so then whenever you hear someone on their cellphone IN THERE!!! you could start lettin’ it rip till they hung up. It’s a humorous way to handle it at least.

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