What should be done to the attacker of this soldier?
I say we at least hunt him down and put a boot up his ass (it’s the American way). What do you think?
(As always, DU thinks Karl Rove is behind this)
What should be done to the attacker of this soldier?
I say we at least hunt him down and put a boot up his ass (it’s the American way). What do you think?
(As always, DU thinks Karl Rove is behind this)
A boot wrapped in barbed wire.
agreed.
Followed by a lemon-juice enema
A boot wrapped in barbed wire COVERED in paint stripper. That stuff really burns!
oh yeah, double dittos.
That coward attacker needs his hemorroids severly irritated
He needs to be shipped to Iraq and duct-taped to the front of a tank. Or better yet, he should be parachute-dropped into the heart of Fallujah. Wrapped in bacon.
ship his ass to iraq with a big sign dangling from his neck that explains he attacked an american soldier for wearing an iraqi freedom t-shirt. that should get him settled in nicely.
Actually, I believe the “American Way” with a boot is more likely that we convince our enemies the boot is Really Cool and they Must Have It and we sell it to them with a 50% markup.
As to the attacker, my guess is kicking his ass is a regular event (he appears to be mouthy and a coward so a good combo for getting beat on a regular basis) so you need something more diabolical that works on his mind.
30 days locked in a room listening to Barry Manilow singing “Mandy” repeatedly would be a good start.
I thought booting was Austrailian.
I think he should do that Big Shot thing at the top of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas by his pee-pee. With a quick release, and Buck the Marine holding the release cord. I bet Buck has good enough timing to launch the asshole all the way to Fremont Street.
IMAO Delenda Est.
This gives me a great idea!
We’ll have somebody dress up in one of your Nuke The Moon shirts, and then we’ll set him up to get a few punches at a concert. Your shirt will be all over the news, and it’ll make those damn liberals look like a bunch of thugs!
Looks like a perfect job for Chomps, the World’s Angriest Dog. Do Rotties wear boots?
You folks are all a lot more understanding than I am. He attacked a US soldier, that makes him an enemy of the state…charge him with treason and hang him.
He should be beheaded…..Oh yea, that’s bad, we don’t do those things. Sorry.
The next time an islamofascist groups does the kidnapping/beheading schtick, we’ll offer a fair trade: they give us back whomever they kidnapped, and we’ll give them the attacker for a replacement and, if they act now, a set of ginsu knives.
Operators are standing by.
What’s that?
You say he should be wrapped in pro-American stuff and dropped in Fallujah? You say he should have a fake weapon superglued to his hands?
Wow, you people are mean (therefore funny).
Ship his(the punk-ass coward that attacked that soldier) ass off to Marine boot camp, tell all the D.I.’s what the little creep did, then wait while they ride his ass until he takes a swing at them…
And then…. SIT BACK AND GRIN YOU’RE ASS OFF as the D.I.’s hand his ass to him!!!!
Mwha..Mwhe..MWHA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
He should be locked in a room with Hillary Clinton, both of them naked and he can’t leave until he has satisfied her. Oh, play Manilow music to set the mood, no alchol will be allowed, and make sure the lights are bright.
He attacked a U.S. soldier from behind and he’s a coward…..there is no question that this is the work of John Kerry.
On a more serious note, he should be considered an enemy of the country and should go before a military tribunal charged with treason.
Oh come on, don’t mess with that guy. He’s Badass. He took down a trained and experienced US Soldier who attacked him first.
Seriously, though. Send him for a month’s volunteer service at the VA. Build up his understanding and sympathy for our brave soldiers, past and present, who defend us.
Then strip him naked, paint Anti-American slogans on him, and send him into a bar on Paris Island on a Friday night.
I wanna know why the “witnesses” and “Bystanders” didn’t do anything. I think they should be slapped around a bit first. As for the actual attacker, I think he should be tied over a barrel and have a wild boar go all “Deliverance” on his poop-chute.
“On a more serious note, he should be considered an enemy of the country and should go before a military tribunal charged with treason.”
I am a veteran. Legally, this wouldn’t hold water. If punching a soldier were against the law (at least any more so than assault and battery like anyone else) you would end a tradition of good old fashioned barroom fights.
Yep, the pinheaded coward should be strung up by his toes but legally it’s assault and battery–not treason.
It’s a cliche but I did spend a significant part of my life doing a job so that coward could have the right to act like an ass.
Now I hope he won’t mind if I treat him like one.
Ewww….locking someone in with Billary is cruel and inhumane! I’m all for it. That must be what hell is like!
you know, i was thinking, if Karl Rove is as all powerful as some would think he is, is it really a good idea to be bad mouthing him?
as for the coward, i think everyone has already offered proper punishments. simple death is too good for him.
Omigod! Ick with a capital “Like, that is soooo Gross! Eww!” James Ol’ Guy! that is just… Eeevill! And Hillary is the number one cause of impotence anyway so that would be equivalent to an eternity in hell and stuff… Perfect!
And Frank? Puh-lease don’t link to the DU anymore, that websight will make you cross-eyed stupid! and might contribute to a single-digit sperm count…
For the love of future little bloggers that SarahK may wish to bear you one day… Stop doing that!
The solution is simple. Expatriate him, resettle him in a land where he can enjoy his freedom FROM the Liberty and privileges he so despises.
I think a corrugated metal and mud shack in Haiti would make him happy. With so many dead from the recent hurricanes, I’m sure real-estate is pretty cheap right now…some assembly required.
The only problem I see with putting a boot up this bozos backside, with or without amendments, is that he might enjoy it.
Nothing less than a public execution;
the treasonous scum.
I say a slicing open of the molesters arteries with a thin blade is a start.
Pay-per-View it with the funds going to the poor soldier.
Now People!!!
This individual has rights! He is “innocent until proven guilty”! We should not judge him by what we read in a single news article. He could have had a perfectly good reason for striking the soldier in the back; it worked for Kerry.
I think he should be prosecuted using our current judicial system. My only hope would be that he has a Military Reservist or Retiree for a judge. Then, when he is found guilty in a court of law, he should be sentenced to the maximum allowable for this assault charge.
Shortly there after, while he is doing his time in county (or state) lockup, irrefutable proof would be found in the form of a document (um, Frank– still got that typewriter?) that stated that this guy was actually a homophobe basher, who was in the closet and didn’t like “real men”. His affection for “Girlie Men”, and his “purdy mouth” should get him all the attention he deserves and then some.
Ok, maybe that’s a little extreme–. Can I just meet him in a dark alley? I don’t require any special boots or tools or whatever–. Just me and my trusty spoon–
dr.dna summed up my idea. Just ship him to Iraq with a sign saying, “I attacked an American soldier from behind when he wasn’t looking…and I hate all soldiers” and dress him up like one of the local militants. I’m sure he sides with them anyway.
Giving a nod to Die Hard 3, I vote we strip him down, give him a sign board saying “I Hate Ragheads” and let him prance around in Fallujah. As for the witnesses that didn’t intercede, I figure all the men of fighting age in that group can accompany Mr. “I Hate The Military” wearing “I’m with Stupid” t-shirts.
The part of this that surprises me, is that it was at a Toby Keith concert. I would expect anti-military morons to do this stuff at a punk rock concert, but at Toby Keith?
The attacker needs to be given a deep, cleansing, colonic, with a fire hose.
It’s all about the colonics, this week. A dirty colon is the root of all evil. 🙂
Heh, I should have read the DU article before posting.
Ohhh…a five minute full-body massage with (German) Police riot truncheon [a rubber-coated, flexible metal core baton) should quite nicely…for a start.
Then dip him in BBQ sauce, staple a 20 oz. Porterhouse steak to his ass and drop him front of Chomps (who’s in the middle of his nap).
We could make it a Pay-for-View event (the money going to Frank’s future…’I need a sniper rifle fund’.).
What do you think?
What more can you do to a nut that already lives in Columbus, Ohio? Slamming a size 17 adorned with sharp objects up a guy’s excretory orifice in Columbus is likely to be interpretted as foreplay. Anyway, that would probably be less painful than the bricks the guy is producing right now as he waits for the inevitable knock on the door.
Let’s have him recreate that scene in The Good, Bad and the Ugly, the one where Clint Eastwood shoots the rope before Eli Walach gets hung. The attacker would play Eli’s role and the solider gets Clint’s part. Whether the attacker survives will depend on the goodwill of the soldier(I’m assuming he’s also a good shot, but then again who cares?).
I’m voting with LokiDoki. Mandatory enlistment contract in the USMC (ever heard of those judges that offer and “option” to those troubled youth?). Here’s the deal, it’s like the “send him to the VA hospital” in spades. Let him do 4 in the Corps and then there’s nothing like a convert to teach a life lesson to all his like minded buddies….that way you get more bang for the buck, and possibly a “reformed” mind, standing ramrod straight, like in those really cool USMC ads….
M’kay,
Reason I stated “enlist him in the USMC…”
My Stepson Nick went to boot camp(Marine Corp). (didn’t get to stay – asthma related problems – no one was more dissapointed than Nick, bless his heart) Was around long enough to see some utter dumbass take a swing at a drill sargent and get his ass handed to him sidewise-upside-down-in-the-middle-of-
next-week and all sorts of painfull to him by the drill instuctor in 1 point 2 seconds some odd seconds.
After that (to my understanding they send you to the brig, military jail or whatever… anyway, well… Can you say Bi’Atch? Hmm?
(giggling in an evil non-monkey but still (Hmwa hehahahahahha!) way!)
a 12 gauge loaded with rock salt
Against my better judgement I went over to DU to check out the comments. The biggest comment seems to be that something stinks yet none of them have figured out that it could very well be themselves! If I thought they would listen I would recommend soap, water, lather, rinse, and repeat.
a 12 gauge loaded with rock salt
up his ass
Hoist him by his petard?
Omygosh, if you look that up in the dictionary, Hoist means to raise & Petard means: a small bell-shaped case containing explosives attached horizontally to a wall or gate and by its explosion effecting an entrance… yeah, yeah whatever, it means butt…
Good enough right?
Oh, but then what?… Hmmmm… Lots of Ideas… Lots of Good Ideas…..
A US soldier attacked at a Toby Keith concert?
Considering country music stars and their fans are strongly supportive of the military, I find it surprising the attacker is still alive!
Let us not use our brawn to solve this issue…
Let us use SCIENCE…
Here in California, the forest service uses prescription burns to get rid of the heavy brush in areas where wildfires could start.
…this method of cleansing the forest could also be used to cleanse our country of liberal dogma!
Now we needent burn all the hippies, just the more concentrated pockets that could start anti war protests, the kind that cause migranes for the more intelligent part of our society.
Remember; Fire good! Fire VERY good!
FOURTY-SIXTH!!!
I’m beginning to wonder about the sexual orientation of my fellow Frank adoreers, there seems to be an aweful lot of comments about destroying the coward’s rectum…
An appropriate punishment for attacking one of our fine souldiers from behind? BANISH HIM TO MONKEY ISLAND WITH THE REST OF THE PRIMATES!!!
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