Some countries should have nuclear weapons, such as America. Then… well, that’s about it, but I guess it’s okay the British have some, and I don’t mind much that India and Pakistan have them as long as they just keep them pointed at each other. But know who shouldn’t have nuclear weapons? Iran, North Korea, and children.
Iran, North Korea, and children just can’t be trusted with the responsibility nuclear weapons entail. Nuclear weapons can kill millions and put the world into the deadliest war in history, but we can’t trust that Iran, North Korea, and children will be rational enough to understand that.
Also, look at the history of Iran, North Korea, and children; they often have been reckless with their possessions in the past, and it wouldn’t be too surprising if Iran, North Korea, or children misplaced their nuclear weapons such that they ended up in the hands of terrorists. Sure we could scold them afterwards, but the damage would be done. That’s why we need to keep Iran, North Korea, and children from getting nuclear weapons in the first place.
Iran, North Korea, and children probably won’t accept this ruling and throw tantrums saying they should be able to have nuclear weapons too. It’s best to just ignore them when they act like that. But, we need to keep a constant eye on Iran, North Korea, and children because they are likely to disobey us if they think we aren’t looking. Perhaps we can motivate them by saying if they’re good we’ll make trade agreements, loosen sanctions, and give them cookies, things that Iran, North Korea, and children want.
It will take a stern hand to keep Iran, North Korea, and children in line, but the consequences of any of them getting nuclear weapons is too much for the world to bear. It’s best we keep nuclear weapons up on a refrigerator or underground in a reinforced, concrete silo where Iran, North Korea, and children can’t reach them. If they still persist, then harder actions must be taken. As the old saying goes, “Spare the rod, spoil the Iran, North Korea, or child.”
Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us and is the author of such books as “The Monkey Was Dead When I Got Here” and “My Lord, Art is Boring!”
First!
At least Children grow up.
Hahah, I love your books, “My Lord, Art is Boring!” HAHAHA.
By the way I re-sent my peace gallery pics, subject is “PEACE GALLERY.” 😀
And I sent an e-mail back saying I got them.
beautiful. that last paragraph totally cracked me up.
Iran and North Korea are worse than children, because Planned Parenthood never tries to prevent Iran or North Korea. And Planned Parenthood is evil.
No matter what is wrong in my world, there’s always something on here you write that can make me smile. Thank you Frank, that editorial was beautiful.
Monkeys shouldn’t have nukes, either. Ok, any kind of liberal shouldn’t have nukes.
Kim Il Jung definitely needs a spanking! Except it might make his hair poofier, yikes!
Iran’s sole motive is to checkmate Israeli nukes & to ensure a mexican standoff w us.
But the mullahs will get their 77 virgins soon, me thinks, courtesy of those 500 bunker busters we sold to Israel.
(:>0) “I love the smell of blown apart, containment domes in the morning, smells like victory!”
“Oh kim (jong il), kim, kimmy…come out, come out wherever u are” (OIran’s sole motive is to checkmate Israeli nukes & to ensure a mexican standoff w us.
But the mullahs will get their 77 virgins soon, me thinks, courtesy of those 500 bunker busters we sold to Israel.
(:>0) “I love the smell of blown apart, containment domes in the morning, smells like victory!”
“Oh kim (jong il), kim, kimmy…come out, come out wherever u are” (O<:)
Repost:
– One more time: “Its one 72 year old vegitarian, not 72 virgins…”
– Is the next evolution of humanity “glow in the dark” children who keep getting in the “weapons grade” cookie jar, and play duck, roll, and cover instead of hopscotch….
– When is your new book “Space Monkies of the Sarengetti” due out…
Israel should have nukes, too.
The better to nuke Islamovermin with, my dear.
Just like a heartless neocon, telling us what children can and can’t do.
Look, the fact of the matter is that children will get nuclear weapons. You’re just being naive if you think otherwise. They will get the nukes, and the only thing responsible adults can do is teach them how to use the nukes responsibly (i.e. by lobbing them at France).
Your puritan ideas about kids and nukes died in the Victorian age, my friend, and you’re not going to brainwash my children with your stuffed-shirt ideas about what children should or should not be doing. Ever since Roe v. Wade conclusively and scientifically proved that our Constitutional right to privacy is more important than human life, I’ve seen through your kind of narrow-minded dogma.
So fie on you and your rules. My kids get nukes and the proper training to use them effectively and responsibly. Your kids will get nukes, too, behind your back, and they won’t know the first thing about proper storage, maintenance, ballistics, firing sequences, or the effective blast radius of a 30 kiloton warhead. And you will have no one to blame but yourself.
Doesn’t France have Nukes?
I shall will all my Nukes to SarahK and FrankJ. Of course I only have one but they can split it.
But what if the rods you speak of Frank are Plutonium rods?
I don’t like Iran/Children comparisons. Iran is bad. Children are not.
extremely funny Frank. And extremely accurate.
Of course children are bad. It takes years to turn them into humans and they cost a lot of money. These damm child labor laws leave prostitution the only work the under 17 year old kids can get and that just makes them worse. Public schools, fah. They are just low security prisons to keep the little semi-monkeys off the streets. Only the Naif think they have anything to do with education. Why do you think they have all those rules about no drugs or weapons. It’s to keep the screws from getting hurt. They out to go to full security pits. Let them learn about sex, drugs, weapons, and economics the hard way. Yeah, that’d teach em.
toad,
I hope you’ll choose not to have children.
Hmmmmm, someone didn’t have their sarcasm detector turned on. I frequently have children and I find them delicious.
Iran bad, children good. Don’t compare them.
Let’s see Iran bad? The whole country or just the leadership. How about the people in Iran who are forming a resistance and dying in the process. As for children good? There are some in the slums that will attempt to kill you for $100, and I’m talking twelve year olds. Simplistic statements from simplistic minds. Some of the kids in that condition can be recovered but most will die before thier 21st birthday. “Children good” just doesn’t cut it. You have children having children for close to four generations now that are “lost.” They get into prison and they scare hardned hit men because “There ain’t nothing behind their eyes, man.” Politically correct bullshit that all children are “good”.
Would you agree to “white children good” then?
I don’t like anti children posts. children = good, Iran = evil f***heads
OOOOhhhh, we want to play the race card do we. You mean there aren’t any white kids in juvy detention for murder, rape, and torture? The percentage is smaller but they are there and growing. Yeah let’s hear it for the single parent family.
Let’s see anti-child posts, hmmm another lack of sarcasm detection. More damage is done to children by painting them all as little angels rather than recognizing what environment and parental abuse can turn them into. Let’s look at what happens in juvey court. Closed records unavailable, no reporters present during trials. Also no fourth estate protection for the kid when the kid is ram rodded by a corrupt or incompetent judge. Also, this may come as a suprise to you, but children prey on other children. What the hell do you think made me so damm mean. Some of you need to go to work voluntarily for some of the volunteer groups that help out with abused children and help the CPS.
Oh, I better explain that CPS stands for Child Protective Services. They try but their name is often an oxymoron. The percentage of kids that can be turned around after they have been turned into little monsters is heart breakingly small. People don’t last to long in these groups because they have compasion burnouts. So for all of those willfully ignorant goody-goodies out there, a fine old Italien gesture. I fear for your children because they will be suprised and unarmed when they meet evil.
are there adults in jail for being bad? Americans?
I say “Americans are good” even though some are rapists. Do you disagree?
Frank–
Too late, children already have nuclear weapons:
http://www.wesjones.com/silverstein1.htm
Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge
My, my – got a wee bit testy in here.
Children are not good or evil. They are closer to the monkey description.
You can train a monkey to do good or bad things.
Children are not like monkeys in that they can be tought to have goodness in their hearts.
Monkey hearts, on the other hand, are allways dark and evil despite training to do good things.
NO NUKES FOR MONKEYS OR CHILDREN!!!
Not to get all theological or anything, BUT…
We are all born with a corrupted nature courtesy of Adam. Therefore to say that children are “good” would be to say that God is a liar.
And we don’t want to say that, seeing how He has tried four times this season to wipe out Frank J. No need to provoke Him to a fifth try. 😉
Oops, spoke too soon!
I warned you!
salam
we should try to make the world more safer, more happier, more beautiful that ever before.
weapons only brings distructions of humanity. nations of the world must realise now weather muslims.jews.christians etc. know what we are facing in todays world is one man show ! and that is upseting me ! the world assetts must divided fairly among nations. other wise this will continue continue and continue. until unexpected will happen…