A Glimpse Into a Probable Future: Bush’s Second Term

Yay! What will the future look like if Bush is reelected?
Let me look into my crystal ball…


“It has been confirmed that, upon Bush’s reelection, half of all terrorist have now died out of fear. France has crumbled and fallen into the sea…
“This just in: Michael Moore has exploded, covering various lefties around him with his fetid chunks and killing them as well. We’ll show you video of that as soon as it is available.
“Back to our major stories: Liberals who swore to flee the country have actually kept their promise… most of them being killed when France crumbled into the sea. Anyway, this is Steve the intern filling in for Dan Rather, and we’ll be back with the story about the destruction of the mainstream media after the break.”

12 Comments

  1. Is this real?
    Nuclear power. Tax cuts. Abolish the IRS. Keeping NASA and FAA out of the way of Rutan and Bigelow. More dead terrorists. Chirac, Schroeder, Kim all sucking wind. Elections in Afghanistan.
    Daschle unemployed?!?
    Someone pinch me.
    Oh yeah, almost forgot…
    HEY SOCIALIST PANTYWAISTS! COME TRY TO GET MY GUNS NOW!
    The only way to make it better would be to not have Schumer, Feinstain, Boxer, and their cronies still in office. Well, I’m younger than they are, so I can still plan on pissing on their graves.

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