I hadn’t been able to access my site for a couple hours, but now I can finally tell you all to stop e-mailing me about the blood-sucking monkeys in India. I check the DrudgeReport numerous times daily, so I already knew about it before the e-mails.
As for my opinion on it, many consider India the world’s largest democracy, but I don’t consider any country to be a true democracy while monkeys are running around – especially ones that suck blood. Fortunately, we don’t have any of those shenanigans here today… so far.
Anyway, can’t wait for the work day to be over and to get to my liveblogging the election. Fun! Fun! Fun!
Monkey Vindaloo…mmmmm…monkey
I for one am glad to see my blood sucking brothers get the press they deserve
Frank:
I have been very busy furthering the cause of intelligent political discourse all afternoon — driving around and flipping off all the people with F#$%^&* Kerry bumper stickers on their cars — that’s me, just call me Mr. Democracy. Any who, I am tired of that and need a funny. Give Mr. Democracy his funny now! ;-D
Frank, has anyone ever told you your John Kerry impersonation sounds just like the Cowardly Lion? At least my wife thinks so.
You give monkeys and inch and they take a mile. This uprising can not be tollerated, therefore I am calling upon the govenments of both India and Pakistan to stop aiming their nukes at each other and to LAUNCH them at Gauhati. Nuke the vampire monkeys!
what i find funny is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that link on drudge was “heh, wonder if Frank has seen this one yet”.
And it sounds like i’m not the only one.
Lies!! Pure LIES and Propaganda!!
Frank, I guess by now you’ve found out that a lot of folks are having problems. Apparently Election ’04 blogging is bogging down the internet. 🙂
As for India; why shouldn’t they let blood-sucking monkeys run free? We let blood-sucking Democrats run free here in America…
But kitty cats are sure nice.
Whew…if you hadn’t have posted that, I’d have emailed you, too. Like steve in the above post, it was one of the first things that came to mind–“Frank’s always told us that monkeys are evil; this is just more proof.”