Michael Moore seems to be gloating about how Osama bin Laden saw his movie.
I think I’ll repeat the same criticism of Moore I’ve always had: shave.
Fun, Election Day contest: Come up with the best adjective to describe Michael Moore and put in my comments section.
My submission for best adjective: Irrelevant
Flammable
“Stinky.”
Moore probably sent one of his minions to courier a copy to Osama for fact checking before it hit the big screen.
bloated sac of protoplasm
“Smooshy.”
Corpulence Incarnate
“Excreted.”
Craptacular
I’m just gonna have to go with the obvious– Fatso
flabulous
Flylike (eats shit and bothers people)
His mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.
“Popable.”
scrumtrilescent. there is no word in the english language to describe how completely disgusting and tasteless he is, so I made one up.
” poisonous ” By being an obnoxious, offensive, lying sack of shit, who drew the moonbats to him by simplying supplying them with the hate Bush lines of illogic that they craved, he has exposed the left wing of the Democrat party to destruction by showing the general public what an extremely odious personality they are willing to support and associate with.
Fat.
It’s not taken yet.
No, seriously:
Expendable.
brilliant
– Dan Rather
Patriotic
– Al Franken
oddly arousing
– UBL
Beo: it’s only a flesh wound!
“Traitorous, but too heavy for the gallows, too voluminous for lethal injection, too spongy for the firing squad, and no discernable neck for the guillotine.”
“Mooresque”.
He needs a whole adjective named after him, you see. One that means “disgustingly obese”, “disingenuous”, “treasonous”, “leftist nutjob”, and “unshaven” all at the same time.
We could call Jabba the Hut “Mooresque” if he was a socialist. Noam chomsky would be “Mooresque” if he was fat and hairy instead of skinny and wrinkled. Linda Ronstadt is working hard on her “Mooresqueness” … if she stops waxing that upper lip she’ll have it locked up.
I know that’s not what you were looking for, but tangents happen. Sorry.
S
NEMESIS
“Spherical.”
gigantic sack of feces
This ihad nothing to do with the election, but Frank should know about this ASAP.
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/041102/ap/d863k83o0.html
Good idear, oh Faith+1:
“Blood-sucking.”
mentally incompetent
Incontinent – Crap uncontrollably drizzles from his mouth…
DM
Mount Blubbermore.
“Oozing.”
“Festering.”
“Squalid”
Thank you,
Chad Dimples
“Odious” – Thanks again, Chad Dimples
“Dead sexy”
a la Fat Bastard
http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/austin_powers/deadsexy.wav
Anti-American
cream filled
Specious. You’ll need to look that one up, but it’s accurate.
From a list of potential names for his autobiography I made up a while back: The Great Fatsby (I dont mean to insult Fitzgerald by associating Moore with him)
jiggly
“Loser” Simple and to the point.
“Domestic Terrorist”
Corpulent Fool
I think I’ll make up one as well-lipiduous. I don’t know what it means, but I like the sound of it.
He needs a solid kick in the groinfruits.
rotund, gargantuan, elephantine, porcine, and butterball 🙂
portly spawn of satan
Jackass Hole
The rectum of a Democratic Donkey
abomination, abhorrence, detestable, hateful, horrible, loathing, repugnant, repulsive, revulsive
contemptful, spiteful, disdainful, scornful, ananias, falsifier, fibber, fibster, perjurer, prevaricator, storyteller, disgusting, deceitful, deceptive, misleading, flagrant
Whore
CURSE YOU FAITH+1!!!
i thought i had the monopoly on the vampire monkey link!!
Jabba-ish
Beo you’re killin’ me!! LOL!
Moore: Needs a liposuction tube the size of the Alaska pipeline (sorry, all the good one-word descriptions were taken!).
Fabulist. Accurate, but not funny, so… I offer this acronym.
FLAWSBIDQ
Fat, lying, a-hole, who, should, be, immediatley, drawn and quartered.
Will also piss off pendatic literary types by having Q with no U.
He who has crabs the size of dungeoness tucked haphazardly betwixt the folds of his vile groin.
Reprehensilbe (sp?)
Flatulent?
Twinkielicious?
Mallowicious?
Curvilinear?
Unkempt?
john, is that a silent “q”?
Lie belching, donut dumpster
“DNC Man of the Year”
He’s “fagnificent!”
Enemy
such as enemy of truth and of common sense
and hygiene
(Side note: Just heard that Kerry is still stumping today in the north. Let’s hope that his supporters are stupid enough to go listen to him blather instead of actually going to the poll to cast their stupid votes.)
corpulent scumbag
Subversive and Treasonous
Twinkie.
“Poo-filled.”
a dick-for
Fecal-breathed
“Stinkline-emitting.”
intelligent free thinking hero
no talent ass-clown, ala “Office Space”
Campaign Manager for UBL!!!
Mooreonic
Porcine?
(I still think “irrelevant” is best)
mayor of Fattystinkopolis.
mealy-mouthed moribund metrosexual
Caustic snake. Needs to slither out of the country he hates to the mountainous regions of Tora Bora where he can hibernate with his Talibanic friends.
Harkonnenesque, globular, dropsical, glutinous, debauched, loathsome, repugnant, insidious, non compos mentis, incontinent, incognizant, irrelevent.
A perfidious, treacherous, recreant.
Okay, NEXT QUESTION!!
Susan the ONE thing Micheal is not, is a metro-sexuale.
Oxygen Thief
Satan’s cum-dumpster (too graphic?)
POS filmaker who wouldn’t know a true statement if it was holding a gun to his head. in one word, retarded, except that that would be a diserice to retarded people everywhere.
Okay, J meister (making copies)…ahem Sorry.
Frank I think you made a mistake. It is now glaringly obvious that there are just too many adjectives to decribe his Lardship. (And some dandy ones have been named). I am now making a powerplay to commandeer your website.
(What pirates are with me? Argh!!)
Frank I think you should recreate this thread and it should be the best acrostic or acronym (And the acronym should be cool BTW), that people can come up with. After all this is as much our website as it is yours now. We are the bastard web sons of Frank J. And darn it, we want our way!!!
(I can hear Frank now, “Don’t make me stop this website and come back there”…)
Sumo-cum-laude
Spawned
Possessed
Satanic
How about Islamofascist?
smelly poop face
Gentle Ben. Picture a big fat bear rooting through the trash at a public park.
-Southpaw
I dont have an entry, but Id like to vote for:
Jackass Hole
The rectum of a Democratic Donkey.
Too bad they wont be able to claim their prize because they didnt
SIGN THEIR COMMENT!!
Well Beo,
That’s not bad. But I like the idea of Frank’s adjectives. SO I was thinking
For examples:
F.A.G.
(Fat Arrogant Gargantuan)
Mealy-mouthed
Obese
Odious
Repugnant
Enormous
Sorry, got a little busy at work again. So I just threw some together. But you got the idea. C’mon folks, we can make Frank’s website the most Anti-Moore website out there!!!
Disgusting
Does a picture count?
http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2004/10/michael-moore-going-as-himself.html
click refresh if you can’t see it.
Narcissist; count the I/me/my in his message.
Bloated bag of shit is probably taken.
I’ll play:
M oronically
I mpotent
C aucasian
H utt-like
A sshat
E gotistical
L oser
M orbidly
O verstuffed
O gre-faced
R etarded
E litist
putricrapulatious
I’m not sure what an adjective is but I’m gonna go with the bastard son of the blob and jabba the hutt
Oleaginous
Had to make up a new adjective:
Corpusculant.
(Korr-PUS-kew-lent)
Butt-sweat Recepticle
scum (It may not be an adjective, but scummy sounds too effeminate.)
Regressive
I’m too lazy to read the 102 posts and counting above me.
Has anyone submitted this: “necrological”?
Common Usage: “Fahrenheit 9/11 makes me feel all necrological.”
Definition: When your brain has intercourse with ideas from Michael Moore. Akin to having sexual intercourse with the long-dead and significantly decayed.
cumdrunk