(A Filthy Lie)
Glenn Reynolds is pretty much burnt out on blogging. He claims that posting’s been a little light lately because relatives are in town, but I know the truth – he’s getting off the computer and back to his roots as a farmer.
Yup, bought himself 40 acres, tucked away back in a secluded Tennessee valley, and he’s raising…
Well, that part’s a little disturbing.
You see, Glenn has two great passions in life besides blogging. One is puppies, because – when properly blended – they give him the energy to keep blogging. The other is penguins, because they… well… let’s just say they fulfill… other needs.
Being the efficient type, Glenn attempted to combine both animals. Since penguins are hard to come by in Tennessee – not being native and all – he practiced with other canine-avian hybrids to perfect his technique. Some pictures of his early work are in the extended entry…
After all this practice, he was ready to start using penguins. Early results were a bit… off…
A few hard kicks to the Genentic Intermolecularizing Blendificator helped get the eyes right at least:
Heh. Silly Glenn… you need to use the puppy’s SKULL as a source for your genetic material – which he figured out, eventually. Leading to the final successful creation of:
THE PUPGUIN!
Expect Glenn’s blogging to become more robust in the near future.
[all pictures courtesy of HumanDescent.com]
hahahaha…duck-bill-corgie is my favorite
(first)
opps forgot name
Heh… Indeed.
Dang, that Pupguin looks FREAKY!
Please post this at Bad Example. Your readers (well..Contagion) need to know of this utter horror!
Oh. My. Goodness.
Excuse me while I go change my pants.
I figured there’d be puppies involved, but I had no idea it was so disturbing!
Absolutely amazing pics! How did you get them without Glenn finding out?
the horror…
peta must get involved in this horror…
* sobs *
The early pupguins look like they have bad attitudes. We best pray that they don’t escape that isolated Tenn. valley, lest we are all in trouble, ‘specially if they find something to breed with.
Did you see that Glenn has a post about him being on Reliable Sources today and “The subject of puppy-blending came up”?
That’s awesome you guys got him to mention your joke!
name – Are you aware that all spammers must die? Just a heads-up.
(Dumbass.)
That’s HILARIOUS.
_Jon – Saw that, trying to figure out where to go with that…
Take a few days off from reading blog and look what I miss.
Good work, Harvey. I’m trying not to spray hot chocolate out my nose because, well, it’s effing hot.
Oooh, this will lower the phrase “playing with your food” to dispicable new lows. Eew!