Faxes for Republican Talking Points? Feh. The World Zionist Conspiracy converted to email years ago. Made it much easier to understand my marching orders since they gave up the cheap numeric crap, and nobody likes that cheap crinkly paper faxes use.
I’m so glad we’ve gone alpha in our campaign to take over the world, because getting a bunch of numbers and having to look them up in a codebook every five minutes was a total pain in the tuchus.
Here’s a few I used to get every now and then:
007 = new woody allen movie coming out.
108 = send check to charles johnson.
222 = carnegie deli is empty.
376 = update zoning laws to block mosque.
455 = seinfeld is a rerun.
768 = keep blacks from voting.
820 = free ham. resist temptation.
911 = don’t go into work. watch the news.
Now we get everything in plain English. Often mistranslated from Hebrew. By Indians in outsourced firms.
What the heck does “Floor ride water low” mean, anyway? Am I supposed to check on the mind-control agents we add into the local supply under the guise of fluoridation? Or is this some sort of new carnival ride I’m supposed to sell to roaming carnivals that will end up killing a bunch of evangelical rednecks?
(If you’re also a member of the WZC, feel free to post the codes that our masters were sending you in the comments.)
First!
Is this why I keep getting telephone calls where no one is there and they just hang up? Someone is trying to send these codes with their phone?
I’m not a jew, but I do worship Jesus. Should this concern me?
Not a WZC member, but I’m on the mailing list.
312 – don’t get in the boxcar
890 – call your mother. would it kill you?
573 – remember to set the fridge to sabbath mode.
Pomoze Bog.
“222 = carnegie deli is empty.”
Dude, don’t even JOKE about that. The world’s best corned beef and pastrami must continue until the end of time. The Deli is one of the Top Ten Wonders of American Civilization.
Tsar Lazar
OK, I admit it.
Being a tech geek from Kentucky, I thought Zion was one of the 12 Colonies for Battlestar Galatica…
Been a member since my Bar Mitzvah. See, goyim think a Bar/Bat Mitzvah is when a young Jew enters adulthood, but it’s really our secret initiation into the WZC. Here’s a few codes you neglected to mention:
642 = confound the gentile by offering vile criticism of Israel while solidifying our control of the media.
537 = there’s a sale at Wallmart
189 = Whoopi Goldberg is coming to town, prepare accordingly
396 = pretend the old testament approves of homosexuality and abortion
666 = barbara streisand has a new album coming out
Amazing
Hilarious!