I am sheltering in place.
Once people come back, I will sell them the gasoline out of my tank for a hundred dollars a drop.

Look who is being featured on the Pajamas Media (name to be changed) website.

Another very busy day for me. I’ll try to make time for my IMW and Superego (does everyone get the title now… not that anyone asked a question about it before) update, but hopefully the other bloggers can give you the quality humor you’ve come to expect from IMAO, the primary news source for people in the know (you like our new slogan?). Unfortunately, some of those bloggers are fleeing hurricanes.
BTW, they keep talking about how the hurricane is weakening from a Category 5 to a Category 4 on the news like that’s such a great thing.
“Hey, we thought a nuclear bomb was about to go off a block from you, but ends up its just an atomic bomb!”
We all saw what a Category 4 did to New Orleans (I’ve only personally dealt with Category 3 storms), so keep America in your prayers… and especially Laurence Simon, IMAO’s token Jew.