According to Charles Krauthammer:
In less enlightened times there was no catastrophe independent of human agency. When the plague or some other natural disaster struck, witches were burned, Jews were massacred and all felt better (except the witches and Jews).
A few centuries later, our progressive thinkers have progressed not an inch.
I do believe the Simon Household will be sleeping with guns under pillows for the next few weeks.
First!!!
Oh, come on Simon! Some of Charles Krauhammer’s best frinds are Jews.
What do all those ariel views of hurricanes remind you of???? A Bagel maybe? ZIONIST CONSPIRACY!
It’s OK Laurence, just call upon your Jew powers to help protect you. Didn’t you receive the secret signal that told you to stay away from NY on 9/11? You can harness this same power to sense danger approaching.
You could sic Right Wind Duck on Krauthammer. Where is RWD?
Dangit Frank, put a spell checker on this blog….. Never mind, wind is a word.
Laurence, isn’t Bush responsible for everything that happens to the JOOOOOS? If you get killed, we’ll just blame him. 😎
Mr. Simon – I am disgusted with your statement: “…the Simon Household will be sleeping with guns under pillows…”
Have you no decency?! Do you not care about your loved ones?! Under pillows is a horrid place to keep a pistol. All that lint and hair and condom wrappers could jam the action and gum up the sight of your beloved .45 (and lesser sidearms).
Get yourself and your children some nice holsters to hang on the headboards. Or just put a tripod mounted Ma Duce on your bead and sleep between the legs.
Laurence is a Jew? Oh and I thought he was a witch! A witch! He turned me into a newt once.
‘A newt?’
‘I got better.’
The Jewish witches are ALWAYS the first to go…
You don’t need guns. A real man requires nothing more potent than a half-filled water balloon to fight off a “progressive”.
you don’t always sleep with a gun under your pillow? what kind of conservative are you?