A great disaster has struck the fair city of New Orleans. While we recover, it is important to reflect on why this disaster was so large in magnitude. A lot of blame is now being thrown around – primarily by the neocons – and some are even blaming me! But, take it from someone who was there at ground zero, this disaster is entirely the fault of pResident Bush.
The amount of levels on which Chimpy allowed (caused?) this disaster to happen is so staggering I don’t understand why him and the rest of BushCo haven’t been run out of office already. Now, before anyone thinks I’m trying to pass the buck, you should understand I only aspired to be a fluffy cloud floating over North America, but Shrub had other plans. He wanted me to be a hurricane, as evident by him not signing the Kyoto Treaty! Because of him, we have global warming, and, when you have global warming, things happen! Things like hurricanes!
So, first Chimpy causes me to go all Category 4 on New Orleans when I just wanted to cool everybody down with a light shower, but does he at least help evacuate the people when he knew disaster was coming? No, he stayed on vacation! I guess he was too busy playing cowboy to help evacuate people. Before anyone starts to think that this should have been done by New Orleans or Louisiana, remember that those are local governments, while Shrub (unfortunately) is in charge of the federal government. The federal government is much bigger and should have been able to help those people… if it only tried!
Plus, the disaster would not have been so bad if only the levees had held, and they would have if BushCo had only reinforced them! I’m sure Mayor Ray Nagin has asked him, but, even if he hadn’t, a real president should know these things!
After this disaster caused by Bush had struck, I was unable to stay and help (which I really wanted to do). But, when I looked to the news expecting to see the pResident springing to action, he was instead playing guitar and eating cake with John McCain! Chimpy was literally fiddling while Rome burned!
There still could have been some rescue after the flooding, but Bush had entirely defunded FEMA the day before I struck! Also, there was no one there to mount a rescue since almost all of the National Guard is in Iraq along with every helicopter! I guess war for oil is more important to BushCo than saving people’s lives! Well, good luck finding a place to ship your oil to, Chimpy, now that there is no Gulf Coast!
To some, it may seem like the deaths of New Orleans were all caused by Bush’s incompetence, but, in reality, BusHitler wanted them to happen! He designed this whole disaster to kill black people! I even have sources that tell me he destroyed the levees on purpose right after telling all black people to go to the Superdome – Chimpy’s own special concentration camp! If you don’t believe me, you need to open your eyes!
I can’t help but think that if Diebold hadn’t rigged the voting in Ohio and today we had President Kerry, this never would have happened. He wouldn’t allow a hurricane to hit New Orleans since he served in Vietnam! Instead, we’re stuck with Mr. AWOL who is too busy killing people for oil and hating the blacks! I may not be a citizen of the United States, but I will help start the move to finally impeach BusHitler who never got the job honestly in the first place!
Hurricane Katrina was a hurricane that had briefly reach Category 5 levels while over the Gulf of Mexico and is currently an activist for MoveOn.org. This editorial was reprinted with permission from The Huffington Post.
I heard he wanted to leave Texas but somebody had his driveway blocked.
It would be funnier if there weren’t people who actually believe (most of) that. They parody themselves, really.
“I hope Katrina joins Sheehan’s Maniacal Mystery Tour around the country. What a potent voice for the constructive ideas of the American Left!”
—Maureen Dowd
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Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Katrina demanded a meeting with Bush. Bush refused, sooooo….
Hey guys, down here in La. the local TV stations didn’t show any college football so we could hear how NO is still destroyed and it is still Bush’s fault.
Great satire. I wonder if Kos and Atrios will link to this and claim Frank J is blaming Bush?
NAH! The dumbasses wouldn’t do that…..would they??
What’s sad is that, with no alteration whatsoever, this could be posted on the DNC’s or DU’s website and people wouldn’t recognize the satire. They’d be all “preach on sistah”.
For a former catagory 4 hurricane Katrina sure is whiny.
Blame Bush, blame Bush, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…blow out of existance already.
//What’s sad is that, with no alteration whatsoever, this could be posted on the DNC’s or DU’s website and people wouldn’t recognize the satire. They’d be all “preach on sistah”.//
Seriously, Frank, you may have done TOO good a job of being a raving, maniacal, lunatic, lefty moonbat. Take care that these loonies don’t ‘Sheehan’ your ass and make a demigod of you…unless of course you WANT to be a demigod.
Anyway, rocking funny article, dude, I could almost smell the seething foam of the rabid liberal…yuck yuck yuck!!
TEEEEEEJ
So funny I decided to e-mail the link to the CNN blog reporters – maybe the international public will now get to really know the true face of American conservatives.
I wish I believed in Hell – it would be easier to sleep at night knowing that people like you will burn for eternity.
“So funny I decided to e-mail the link to the CNN blog reporters – maybe the international public will now get to really know the true face of American conservatives.
I wish I believed in Hell – it would be easier to sleep at night knowing that people like you will burn for eternity.”
You WISH you believed in hell? So you mean you don’t believe Osama will ever have to go to hell? WTF are you talking about? Do you even know?
Email whoever you want to. Frank’s on the money with this. He has you moonbats pegged for the irrational reactionaires you are and you just can’t deal with it.
man0man,
You’ll believe in hell one day. I sincerely pray it’s before you die.
man0man wrong: “That bad man Frank J at his stupid webpage-thingy IMAO wrote something that made me cry, and so I emailed my mommy at CNN, and she’s gonna get that big doodiehead in SOOOO much trwoble, he’ll be grounded for a WHOLE YEAR…”
Shut up.
This explains everything!
…and I’ll put it in The Alliance roundup of reasons why Katrina was Bush’s fault.
I’ve been reading that God SMOTE New Orleans because of a Gay event that was to kick off on August 31st! Southern Decadence Festival or something?
No, not SMOTE, it’s MOTE, He turned New Orleans into a MOTE.
Does “man0man” stand for Man on Man???
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Tsar Lazar…
You rock!
What is with the trolling on IMAO lately?
IT’S A ROVIAN CONSPIRACY, DAMMIT!!!
People will finally get to see the true face of conservative America!? OH GOD NO!
…oh, wait, no. That’s sort of what we want. That’s why we said it and put it up on a public website.
The only people that watch CNN are the people that already hate us. Go ahead, man0man. It won’t do anything.