A few months ago I opened up a contest to guess the 47 members of the new United Nations Human Rights Council. The winner gets IMAO-embossed M&M’s. (And no, SarahK, M&M does not stand for Michelle Malkin!)
Well, the electors have elected…

“My mustache trembles with rage.”
And results are in.
Master Shake: 4
Silicon Valley Jim: 8
Josh: 11
Leo: 20
NMU Spidey: 21
Dean Swift: 22
Beno: 23
Mike: 26
The winner of the contest is Mike with 26 out of 47!
However, with Saudia Arabia, China, and Cuba on the panel, everybody loses.
Well, except for the catering contractor. Unless their insurance doesn’t cover stolen tableware.

I wuz robbed!
Diebold! Diebold!
What Bolton is saying as he looks at that list….. “What?!? No Iran??? I so thought they had this one. They already had their seat saved next to Cuba.”
Congratulations to Mike!
Boy, you know, UN delegates (other than Bolton) are about the ugliest group of primates that I’ve ever seen.
I’m so ashamed. It wasn’t Diebold.
It was the Jooooooos!
John Bolton’s ‘stache is incredible.
Check out this site for some amazing jokes:
http://moosecane.wordpress.com/
It’s my site, it’s a new blog.
I have no hits. I’m going crazy.
And I congratulate Mike.
wooot i won!
soo, um, do i get stuff?
more importantly, is there some fancy “prove my identity” thing i got to do or what? cuz, i’m all for streamlining the “i get M&m’s” thing as much as possible