President Bush provided an example of “an illegal immigrant making good” during his speech tonight:

On a visit to Bethesda Naval Hospital, Laura and I met a wounded Marine named Guadalupe Denogean. Master Gunnery Sergeant Denogean came to the United States from Mexico when he was a boy. He spent his summers picking crops with his family, and then he volunteered for the United States Marine Corps as soon as he was able. During the liberation of Iraq, Master Gunnery Sergeant Denogean was seriously injured. When asked if he had any requests, he made two a promotion for the corporal who helped rescue him and the chance to become an American citizen. And when this brave Marine raised his right hand, and swore an oath to become a citizen of the country he had defended for more than 26 years, I was honored to stand at his side.

An honorable and noble individual serving his country of choice, for certain. But here in Texas (a state that Bush occasionally helps clear brush from time to time), we have plenty of counter-examples to Master Gunnery Sergeant Denogean enjoying three squares a day, a cell in Huntsville, and the possibility of getting boo-hooed over by Danny Glover and Edward James Olmos worth considering.
This one strikes particularly close to home:

Florida Department of Corrections #73584 on a 20 year sentence for Burglary, vehicle theft, and aggravated assault (on an hispanic male with a knife), paroled 8/27/1985; FCI #35285-079 on 18 month sentence for Immigration Illegal Re-entry and False Representation to be a Citizen, discharged to detainer in 1987; FCI on 30 month sentence for False Statement to USINS and Use of Alias with Intent to Induce a Passport, discharged to detainer in 1991 to New Mexico State Prison; New Mexico State Prison #41648 on 18 month sentence for Residential Burglary, paroled 4/3/1993

Bounced around, passed around like a hot potato, catch-and-release, yadda yadda yadda.
And the end result?

On 12/17/1998 during the night in Houston, Resendiz killed an adult Hispanic female by beating her to death with a statuette from the victim’s home. Resendiz had broken into the victim’s house by going through an open door. Resendiz took the victim’s cash and fled the scene in the victim’s jeep. Resendiz is believed to have committed a series of murders throughout Texas and other states.

Barring interference from judges at various levels, we’ll be sticking a needle in his arm in late June and shipping him back to Vicente Fox shortly afterwards.
How many more Railway Killers are in this nation’s future when the floodgates are opened, President Bush?

Done. Have been for quite a while. The border is my main issue, but there are others. So let’s see what he’s saying:

• National Guard will back up the Border Patrol by monitoring, watching, installing, and other such stuff. = National Guard will back up the Border Patrol by doing paperwork and watching TV.

• We’re gonna have a high-tech fence. = (Virtual fence.) We’re not gonna have a fence, we’ll just draw a white line in chalk or lime and ask the illegals to pretty please stay on the other side of our “fence”. Pretty please.

• I’ll ask Congress for additional funding so we can end “Catch and Release” once and for all. = We’ll have “Catch and Release” forever because I’m counting on Congress to never pass the law I “support”.

• We need a temporary worker program = Amnesty.

• It is against the law to hire illegals, so we’re going to have a foolproof ID card for immigrants. = Yeah, Congress won’t pass that one either, so we’re gonna yell at employers who hire illegals. We might even send them a letter.

• Amnesty is wrong. I oppose it. But let’s not send anyone home. That’s not amnesty, what I’m describing. = Amnesty is the only way! Yay amnesty!

• Some illegal people have been here a long time. It would be bad to send them home and uproot their illegal roots. They have families. Let them stay. = Amnesty for those who have been sucking money from our society without paying into it for the longest time. They deserve amnesty! Yay!

Congratulations, Mr. President. You are now officially a really bad President in my eyes. But I’ll still call you President Bush out of respect.

ROVE indicted! What? You haven’t heard, possibly due to the Bush regime’s ordered news blackout??
Well, it’s so completely and absolutely TRUE!
Read this for proof!
Doubtful? Wizbang has the photoshopic truth! See? You just can’t fake that. That’s his FACE, man! Those are the police! I thought the story couldn’t get any truer but it has.
Also now we’re all getting our very own unicorn!!!!
****THIS JUST IN!!!!! ***

Bush to be impeached then convicted and finally deported ALL LIVE tonight during his immigration speech!!!!!

THIS ALSO JUST IN!!!!!

Al Gore to be INSTALLED AS PRESIDENT!!!! Right after he invents a car that runs on rainbows, moonbeams and failed cable TV programming.

Set your Tivo!

Lacking any real news, the New York Times is reporting that Dick Cheney suggested warrantless wire-taps of purely domestic phone calls. Apparently the Bush administration is now guilty of things it DIDN’T do, too.
Here are some of the other Cheney suggestions that got shot down:

• Having Americans prove their loyalty by getting a Mohammed cartoon tattooed on their ass.
• Guess what would have formed Mohammed’s mouth?
• If this one ever does pass, I’m already compliant.
• No one allowed on a plane without an official “NOT A TERRORIST” hand stamp.
• Bush should use his connections with God to cause a plague of locusts to descend on terrorist training camps.
• And San Francisco.
• No one who owns a red light saber will be allowed to learn the ways of the Force.
• No left-handed sword-fighting unless you are, indeed, left-handed.
• Anyone who can make that “ULULULULULULU!” sound will be relocated to a highly flammable building in Waco.
• Random pop-culture quizzes with questions like “Who won the World Series?”, “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?”, and “What celestial body does Frank J. advocate nuking?”
• Arrest anyone wearing any form of turban, especially hot, naked women just stepping out of the shower.

If you’ve gotten wind of any of his other rejected schemes, let me know.

Okay, so the MSM says the Irish are lonely because the Irish are tops in searches for “lonely” on Google.

Ireland may be enjoying stellar economic growth and seen as one of the best places in the world to live, but its inhabitants are apparently also the globe’s loneliest.
Google Trends, which works out how many searches have been done via the Internet search engine on particular terms, showed the word “lonely” was entered most frequently by Internet users in Ireland: http://www.google.com/trends?q=lonely.
The Irish, enjoying new-found wealth and a flood of immigration following more than a century of economic decline, are followed in the misery stakes by residents of Singapore and New Zealand — although Singaporeans are the most frequent searchers of “happiness.”

So what does this Google Trend say of the people of Havana, Cuba?

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It’s what’s for breakfast.
Speaking of coffee. I’m going for another cup.
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